I think you might have meant deaf. I thought it was death until I was 11 or so, and I know english isn't your first language, so it's all good.
hahaha Im English!!! haha it was just a silly mistake on my part man....lol I do know how to spell really
Where did you think I was from??lol
Would you rather not be able to masterbate your whole life (but there is no gaurentee you'll have sex in your life, ever.), or be able to masterbate but be able to never have sex. No sex toys allowed. Just your hand.
Thats a hard one, but I'd go with the first one. Even if there's only a small chance of having sex...there's always prostitutes.lol
Would you rather have no dick, or a dick on your head?lol