yeah man, this battle had me shitting bricks lol.

i like the promo ot idea, and yeah, i was thinking we should record it too

we'll post the lyrics and record them, ok?

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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battle record:

7-0-0

my line was actually "i wouldn't come clean if i ejaculate listerine"

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erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

as in only record the promo ot? ok i'll write it now, i'll have to write a mostly new verse though because all my left over lines were just random lines, i had about 15 lines left over. should we do 24 bars again?

LMFAO

unless you want to record everything lol. and that's fine. i'll go first this time too. i think that'll make it easier for you too because of the fact that i already have a lot of lines and you can just respond to them.

nah, i was thinking just 16's this time around. and also, you will probably have more extra lines after writing your promo verse so i was thinking we can post our 16's plus our extra lines in one comment and then just record the verses. and if you want to record all three rounds, let me know because i'm super down, but i think we should ask everyone here if they want that lol.

lol what's so funny?

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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battle record:

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i was laughing coz the punch was funny, i didn't know you said it like that i thought you said the other guy needs to come clean

I'd eat this kiwi up but that's the shittiest fruit that I've ever tasted/
We all wish you were never born. Your dad should've masturbated/
Or another thing your folks would do for us if they gave a damn/
Your mom could've done the world a favor and used a diaphragm/
Now Mark's one of the best in NZ but that's no accomplishment really/
Because his country's population is less than half that of my city/
It's a pity that Mark really thinks he's ill enough to song write/
You sound like you're wearing your thong too tight while my rap's a delight/
And while I'm far from ecstasy I'll leave seratonin in the main vein of your brain/
Leaving you insane after it's severed never relieving the pain/
Now i'm leaving you back in my tracks as if you immigrated from China/
And what's this about you claiming that i'm a giant vagina?/
If I'm that big of a pussy it means I've got the heart of a lion/
And I'm gonna maul this small cat, tear him to pieces, leaving him dying/
Never forget, I rip kiwi rappers that want to try to test my spit/
Oh, and by the way, Marmite tastes like shit/

i added a lot of new lines here because most of my lines verse responses to your other verses, so here are the rest of my leftover lines:

You talk about flipping lines. You preach to the choir like I was clergy/
You want me to come clean but how can I? I'm lyrically raping you dirty/

And yeah 99 percent of this is flips 'cause it's easy/
99 percent of the lyrics you write are fucking cheesy/

You can try to cap me but like BP I'm spilling over the top/
Like your music was screwed, your whole style is getting chopped/

His government name is Mark Whippy. Nobody gets Marked for death faster/
Then in this battle I'm Whipping him like I was his slave master/

Called out my spelling but he's the definition of what a dunce is/
He claims to emcee and use wordplay but doesn't know what a pun is/

You got better with time? I age like fine wine/
You age more like an AIDS infested crack addict with no spine/

Yeah I retired. I was depressed, swimming up a creek with no paddle/
I claimed retirement when I realized there was nobody worthy to battle/

In this battle scene I'm at the top of a tall mountain/
You're from a land of sheep so I'm gonna make you start counting/

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erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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battle record:

7-0-0

oh now this just makes me mad i eat marmite nearly every fuckin day lol, i actually do, have you tasted marmite though? i know it tastes like shit if you've never had it before but i'm surprised you actually know about it

yes, i have haha! my mom brought it home one time and i was like "oh, i want to try that" and i did and was like "how the fuck could Mark like this shit??!?!?!" LMFAO!

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erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Not joking.

Mark, we're waiting

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Quote (eboyd)

Mark, we're waiting

stfu why are you so happy to be waiting for me you gay cunt lol

ok here's my verse, i recorded it on my phone hoping noone in the house would hear me, the first time i recorded it my little cousin sprayed me in the face with lynx and it stung like hell, i went over the bar limit but can't be fucked editing it so who cares

OKay, this is 5 easy ways to know if the guy you're battling's secretly gay
1. they claim you're a fruit and rhyme about the way you taste
2. if the bitch exaggerates creates rhymes on dads he says he wished would masturbate
3. and just incase they didn't communicate subliminally their gayness quite efficiently
like mr slave they get all frisky see and makes lines about wishing they were whipping me,
4. this one admits he's a big pussy with the heart of a lion..
..um, yeah i don't think i should even bother replying
5. when he plays my song he writes on about how he envisions me in a tight thong?
see that shit was weak i think you need some more of my quotes
meth if you had a dime for every time eboyd wrote
a line that wasn't a flip of mine you'd be even more broke
not the shit i condone if prison bars were that weak mnemonic would be at home
i'll make eboyd beat and count my bars off from it
to make the rhythem then take the blatant bitten atheism plagarism punch n punch ya face in til he bleeds
but theres no need, coz its already got Marks on it
i'll leave your skeez sleez plead on knees to breed my seed sreamin gringo please
eboyd vs emseed? i guess i'm battlin with ease
coz i drop ether e either gets dropped or popped by tila tequila
that ain't hair on eboyds head he just glued on all his pubes
i'm el gringo geraldo with a mic but at least i still look like a dude

as you can see this pic was going to be my original ending for my third verse but i figured the pic didn't look enough like you so i scrapped it at the last minute, i also wrote a line comparing you to brucie from grand theft auto who you do actually look like btw

other outttakes:

i'll Run on your Tracks just so i can E-Race ya

there's too much E's (Ease) so i should D V Ate Ya
lp[
was he involved in grand theft i'm confused b
coz if you look closer at E you'll see the bruise E

you wanted to go second despite my better record now i'm seeing why
99 percent of his rhymes a mere attempts at flips of mine
how pathetic is this? if it wasn't for my rhymes 99 percent of his wouldn't exist

the past i hate to bring but now you're history i'm putting my mark on it

i'd take back my punch to punch ya face bloody
but i don't need to, coz there's already Marks on it

its funny your best line was a picture and not an actuall rhyme

eboyd's getting beat so he shows a video about counting bars to one

you're not boyd bitch you've just been son'd

"you mad coz i'm styling", nah bro i'm mad coz i'm el gringo
geraldo vs the balding hair of bill o'reilly

i've used letters but i've got even more to go through
nah on second thoughts fuck it just give me the W

its not a moustache its the pubes from eating your girls pussy

i'll twist it back on you like rubix cube
that ain't a moustache its your girl friends pubes

giraldo has more hair on his stache than you do on your head

prozac was reverse effective so its no wonder e the bitch said he's dislexic
if this isn't sick then i guess this murder is pre-med..ed

this battle = legend!

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erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0