Quote (eboyd)
It pisses me off when I get a chance to see some girls tits and she's hot as hell but her nipples look weird as fuck. Ones that piss me off include bologna nipples (where the areoli are so big they look like 2 slices of bologna), nipples that are long as fuck, moles on the breasts, nipples that are the same color as the breasts, "innie" nipples (where the areoli are puffed out and protrude over the nipples), etc.
you forgot another thing: HAIR!!!!!!!!