The OMEGLE Thread
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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go to http://omegle.com/ start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: whats ur social security number? You: tell me You: tell me You: now! You: now!!! You: hurry You: i hear sirens outside You: shit theyre coming for me Stranger: no You: come on Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: u gotta help me Stranger: aight You: i need a place to stay You: i just broke out of prison You: i promise not to murder u Stranger: umm Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
#TeamHipster #SWAGSWAG TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 08/Aug/09, 9:17 PM | Message # 316 |
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#TeamHipster #SWAGSWAG TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 22/Aug/09, 9:17 PM | Message # 317 |
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You: hey can i ask u a personal q Stranger: yeah, shoot Stranger: are you gonna ask about my virginity? You: lol Stranger: or sexuality? You: uh.... You: more related to virginity than sexuality Stranger: Ok. Go You: do you ever...clean the pipes? You: lol Stranger: Clean them? What do you mean? Stranger: The inside? Stranger: The pee-pee hole? You: lol You: yessss You: wow Stranger: The inside of my pee-pee hole?! You: lol Stranger: How would I do that? You: hahahahaha You: by a certain white fluid... You: lmao Stranger: Oh!!!! Stranger: I gotcha Stranger: Yeah, I do it You: lol Stranger is typing...
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 25/Aug/09, 1:53 PM | Message # 318 |
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``What about these? These were hillarious. `` and we are all very impressed... anyways... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi:) 21/male and u? You: yeah You: i just too some extacy You: im 17 f You: is that too youngÉ Stranger: no You: nice You: lol Stranger: from You: canada Stranger: nice You: uÉ Stranger: name? Stranger: turkey You: marrisa You: nice! You: ramadan kareem Stranger: Stranger: nice to meet u marrisa Stranger: i'm serif You: thanks You: im feelin so horny tonight lol Stranger: hmm nice: Stranger: You: time for a good old surf across some porn Stranger: have u msn? You: yes i do You: but i dont give it away just like that Stranger: add me Stranger: sheriffgs@hotmail.com You: its weird how lesbian porn turns me on even tho im attracted to guys You: hey i got a q You: do you jack offÉ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 25/Aug/09, 6:52 PM | Message # 319 |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You: i just had the funniest You: omegle convo before u You: it lasted 10 seconds You: i wish i saved it You: wée Stranger: okay i have some things to say You: be interesting OR IM LEAVING You: k You: let it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall out You: just ...LET it out You: tell me everything Stranger: 1) do not use all those extra letters, it's annoying You: lmao Stranger: 2) acronyms are for idiots You: wow all this after i typed in a few words haahahah You: YES MAM Stranger: 3)you don't have to press enter everytime you take a breath You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaa You: wow thats funny You: u know You: someone else DUMPED me cause i talked too fast Stranger: and 4) you're like fucking 12, right? You: haaaaaaaaahahahaha You: lmaooooooooooooooo You: srry You: 17 You: xD You: Stranger: and 4) you're like fucking 12, right? Stranger: learn how to spell You: thats to die for You: iight You: and heres my little secret You: I...KILLED MUFASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: lmao You: hee hee! You: CHAMON You: hey You: srry You: forgive me You: but You: can i show u my preevious omegle convo Stranger: you have the maturity of a ten year old. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 25/Aug/09, 6:56 PM | Message # 320 |
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man that stranger was a dick
http://chirbit.com/emseed http://youtube.com/siwooot
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:07 PM | Message # 321 |
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*Marine Trumpet Tribute Plays* RIP Omegle Thread..........
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:08 PM | Message # 322 |
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u lived fast and died young...........300+ post during first week.........died a week later....
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:11 PM | Message # 323 |
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Quote (Joker13) *holds meth in my arms as he backs away from casket and cries* *tries to fight away and ends up pushing 8 into the grave while theyre putting cement into it*
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 324 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) -body dies but soul goes into Meth's keyboard causing him to make unfunny posts for all eternity- *Then Meth realizes it was 8's soul and notices THATS THE REASON WHY nothing he types is funny* OWNED
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:19 PM | Message # 325 |
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LMAO aaaaaaawwww 8 dnt be that way........
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:25 PM | Message # 326 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) What? It's true, they're not real, souls only exist in that game I talked about regarding your avatar LOL Ur Lying!
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:36 PM | Message # 327 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) I'm Agnostic uh oh thats worse!
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:39 PM | Message # 328 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) Why?????? ask yourself this question my dear son.........
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:42 PM | Message # 329 |
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If it was dead he would revive her..........just to nail it...gigity!
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:45 PM | Message # 330 |
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:'(
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