I don't know if this is even comedic.. It's really just straight up deranged. My influences are the sesame street gangsters (real group look them up).
Prison rape rap I like it when the judge finds me guilty as charged
For stealing a car, raping a bitch,
then slittin her throat and eating her heart
I love that shit, (why?) HAH, yeah, you guessed it!
I finally have a place to go, when I wanna get anally molested
I tell you people, but you always think I'm jokin
And you're hopin, that I don't really leave my assshole open
BUT I DO!! So no need for second guessin!
I'm not messin, this is just me letting out psychological congestion!
First off, I wake up, Put on my make up, and hit the prison showers
then scream "YEAH BABY!" like Austin Powers
Jack of-I mean dry off, put on my orange jumpsuit
"Hey Bacon, why don't you let me fuck you?"
"Oh Jimmy, do you really wanna do it again?"
"Come on Bacon, I thought that we were friends!"
So usually I head back, let him anally rape me
Gape me and taste me, feels like my asshole is breaking!
Around lunch, I hit the prison yard
Try to isolate myself, I never get too far!
Cause in prison, I'm known as the number one snitch!
So I'm always being looked at as someone else's bitch
But I don't mind it, I mean.... it's really not so bad
Considering I don't have to beg my wife anymore,
to stick her fingers up my ass!