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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
eboyd Date: Wednesday, 21/Jan/09, 10:19 PM | Message # 31

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 What does that have to do with that line?
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Deadly-Sin Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 7:24 AM | Message # 32

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What does that have to do with that line?

What doesnt it have to do with that line????????????????????

Niggaz aint real just in it for the doe on the mic there nose grow - me

eboyd Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 3:52 PM | Message # 33

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 It doesn't have anything to do with it as far as I can see. Oh well.
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TheWatcher Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 4:18 PM | Message # 34

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It doesn't have anything to do with it as far as I can see. Oh well.

Lemme' give you my 'vague' connection between the two..

Crack kills the brain cells, kid smokes crack. Dude's sayin that kid is stupid.

The guy that wrote the other line thinks that he's a train..

eboyd Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 5:31 PM | Message # 35

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 Ah... Interesting. The wordplay in that line was fucking sick though!
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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 8:28 PM | Message # 36

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 "Timeless, so age don't count in the booth
When your flow stay submerge in the fountain of youth" - Rakim
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s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 8:30 PM | Message # 37

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 RRRRRADIO!! suckas never play me!

...not really a punchline but i like it

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eboyd Date: Thursday, 22/Jan/09, 8:34 PM | Message # 38

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 lol!

here's a dumb one some Lil Wayne fan told me that he made up and thought it was sick and even his boys were making fun of him:

"Kool Aid colored coke... i call that a punch line"

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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 3:09 AM | Message # 39

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 here's an even dumber one from lil wayne - "im hotter than a peter pan". dumb, it would have been okay if peter pan was somehow hot.

anyway here's a good one

but the bitch had more chins than a chinese phonebook - Eazy-E, "Fat Girl" (ghotswritten by Ice Cube)

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11thPlague Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 11:05 PM | Message # 40

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 "Ill strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows that don't even make sense like dikes using dildos" - Eminem
EmSeeD Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 41

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don't even make sense like dikes using dildos" - Eminem

ahahaha!

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LoveThatHipHop Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 11:16 PM | Message # 42

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 "It's time to bring the emcees on
I'm sick of niggas looking bitch trying to read poems
Then try to battle me with sandals and capris on, come on dog!" Phonte
Because I'm cool like dat. I'm chill like dat. I'm peace like dat.
PNobleDaLyricist Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 1:49 AM | Message # 43

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 "leave you stuffed in a dumpster like brenda's baby"-Cassidy

"play he-man, end up skeletor"-i dont even no who said dis line but dat nigga snapped on da track i herd from it

"I'll stick my gun up yo ass and have u sit n on chrome"

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I Calmed Em Down, My Left Hook Is "kyrptonite"

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Bape Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 10:31 PM | Message # 44

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 I'm a Kut Throat Baller Like O.J. Simpson
ill Date: Monday, 26/Jan/09, 10:51 PM | Message # 45

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 Whatup, to all rappers shut up with your shutting up
And keep a shirt on, at least a button up
Yuk, is they rhymers or stripping males
Out of work jerks since they shut down chippendales

Kinda long but dope

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Message edited by ill - Monday, 26/Jan/09, 10:53 PM
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