Of course since I have the immaculate record and you are the newbie, plus you just decided to challenge me, you go first

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Now everybodys heard of your mum been a slut.
even you and i iv heard her cunt has been deprived,
and smell like a sewer pipe, step in a battle with me well
thats your own suicide, Eboyd how strange it rhymes with "destroyed"
and how gay it rhymes with decoy, so looks like i just destroyed eboyd the decoy,
they called him eboyd, he be seeking a little boy, for sexual joy, agent.x
is a patron for gay sex, you dont need a high I.Q. to realise, his an aids fest.
he added the number 32 to his name, witch is the same number of times
his sucked cock today, your such a faggot, it's tragic you rock up too each foot game,
looking like you just got back from cheer leading practice, your just a weak maggot
who gets beat up by the guys who do gymnastics, you pathetic lame spastic, how
I ironic been roasted alive by a jew guy, yeah il take your lines and make them sound
better, when your not around hip-hop heads you listen to justin bieber, I will slice
your balls off with a rusty cleaver, I can do crazy flips yeah do amazing tricks,
like the crusty demons, I'll leave your mothers face covered in yucky semen,
when she's beaten and bleeding, il rape the bitch till she's screaming, for her freedom.

Ever since the day I was born I was bad as Satan/
I'll add on to your name and make this your Eratikation/
You live in a Savage Nation like Michael but you're really living cramped/
Because your country of origin was founded as a prison camp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Australia_ (1788–1850)/
And let's not forget about the religion he chose it's --/
-- time for me to expose this false prophet like his name was Moses/
He knows his nose gets in the way of his everyday deeds/
So he compensates with a trait passed from his ancestors: his greed/
I need to tell you, the claims that you're dope I'm hearing I'm doubting/
So I'll pay you to quit rapping so that you can do my accounting/
Your style has no grounding. That's why I'm recommending you forfeit/
The choice is yours: you can take a quick loss in this battle or quit/
I orbit your town like Sputnik, say shalom to your fellow Kibbutznik/
Then put sick words together that you are wishing you could spit/
My flow burns you like lava. I'm hotter than heat rocks/
I'm punching this square in this battle 'cause all I have to do is beat box http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_ (slang)/

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

This is a pretty good battle so far. Funny punchlines by both of u guys lol

p.s. i wish people wouldn't dick ride after reading one line.

Added (18/Mar/11, 6:31 PM)
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anyways.......

Alright check, you find eboyd hooking up with girls ugly as smeagol, yeah his mum the dumb cunt who loves the smack needle, and has an aids infested muff that's lethal, now our countries may fight
side by side, but we are not equal, we ride kangaroos you ride fat people, eboyd will go and cry to his mummy, after I rape and strangle his sister like Ted Bundy, since we run the media I'll advertise
it on your T.V., make it a number one hit show, your flow is fucking shit bro, my rhymes are off this earth like David Blaine demonstrating levitation,if you think you can stand a chance, this is your annihilation like the victims of the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, your facing devastation,
I bet you hate women, and I bet eboyds got a lot of racism in him, each night he roams the streets,
with men covered in white sheets, he sees a black kid and his like “HEY LOOK HIS TRY'NA READ!”, all your jewish jokes are foolish yo, I bet you can take 10 inch cocks, deep throat
and never choke, unless it was a real battle, I would love to travel, just too watch this faggot get slaughted like cattle, he claims his an mc but that's just a disguise, this guy is a transformer, after I taped your sister been raped on camcorder, her disgusting face made me want to commit manslaughter, If your fire then I'm water, if you think your hot shit, you haven't got a mind you've obviously lost it, like a decent verse this battle you couldn't accomplish. This faggot thinks his got sick flow, heck no you probably have a poster of sisco and listen to faggot tech-no, each time I look at your pic all I think is...”were did his neck go?”, bro your rhymes are fucking corny, seriously your starting to bore me, I came here for a battle not to read the script of the next, Cinderella story
I bet you stand in front of the mirror like “YEAH IM GONNA SMASH ERATIK”, then your reflection looks back like “NO YOUR JUST A FAGGOT”, but hey man don't feel bad there's lot of people with no talent, see when eboyd makes a jew joke his dad is very proud, and his arse would get pound, your shit rapping all makes sense now, I honestly love each musical genre,,your just trying to figure out your sexual gender, Yes! I'm jewish, yes im rich and selfish, yes im italian..
but least I ain't an american, I hope you fucking drop dead, stop acting like a hot head, you should of died from cot death, your 25 and haven't got your cock wet, faggot don't push me, molesting your sisters cat. Is the closes thing you get to pussy, you call me a newbie, when your clearly a rookie.
I bet you love fluffy bunnys and rainbows, agent.x what a fucking shit name yo, I bet you bomb people and use your best friend as an escape coat, im young, dumb with a bottle of rum, and each time I spray cum into the face of your mum, all I can think is “how did you give birth to Channing Tatum?”, you can find eboyd on steroids, until this boy gains roid rage, and beats his sister for calling him gay, I bet your so addicted to sucking dick, for your next fix, you'll roam the streets like junkies looking for amphetamines, I chopped off my feet, just so you could stand on the same level as me. and you still couldn't stand your ground, like a computer when someone is finished you get shut down, Your the love child of chedda bob from 8mile, and that retard in the green mile, give up rapping ok just stop, seriously don't give up your day job, yo this pedophile goes to target cause
he heard, the boys pants were half off, arlight let me keep it simple with grace, the difference between eboyd and a pimple, the pimple will wait, till the boy is 12 to cum on his face.

NO DICK RIDING

The only reason you don't bite my style is because it ain't Kosher/
I'm about as raw as some uncooked pork from a poacher/
I'll smoke you like a roach or maybe the whole joint that I light/
I'll chop your torso in half for the sole purpose of spite/
You're right that our countries have never been equal/
Mine has actually won the wars in which we've fought people/
And you said you'll murder my sis like Bundy but I'll Jeffrey Dahmer your mama/
Belch so you can smell her stench, leaving you in immediate trauma/
Now I'm in a win/win situation and that's why this kid's fearing me/
Even if I lose this battle I can say it was a Jewish conspiracy/
And if you're David Blaine I'll be your assistant just for adherence/
So that I can assist in your permanent disappearance/
Your style lacks coherence so you will not get my blessing/
Eratik was a failed subject of animal testing/
You're an interesting stereotype and you ain't hard B/
So Moshe, do me a favor: put another shrimp on the barbie/
And what's with all the gay jokes when you're awkward and curvy (not straight)?/
You're so gay, you're fruitier than a cure for scurvy/
Your words are proof in the pudding, talking about me deep throating/
Every line you write something gay that I could be quoting/
I'm known in a lot of places for rhymes that crowds all desire/
The consequences of facing me to which you will fall are dire/
You called me fire and you water. Your generic punches get turned/
I'll drop in some sodium so I could say you got burned/
This lame is so amateur yet he thinks that he's wicked/
He sets up a punch line but he does nothing with it/
He said he's Jewish, rich, selfish and even from Italy/
But at least he's not American... Kid, are you fucking kidding me???/
He doesn't know how to write a metaphor or a simile/
His rhyme scheme is disgusting and he uses words pitifully/
Next time you come up to face me you should learn how to spit it B/
Your lack of actual talent is something I can see visibly/
And you need to do your research. You didn't even get my age right/
I'm 23, faggot. I'll kill you and Methodz in the same fight/
You lame, light weight, piece of shit that's a rookie/
You wrote your rhymes wack and in twice the time that it took me/
And he said I look like Channing Tatum. I find it funny he talks/
He's a Jew with blonde hair, so he looks like Goldilocks/
To prove this cat's an amateur just check his last words/
He spent the last four bars on pedo jokes everyone's heard/
Now, I told EmSeeD that marmite tastes like shit and I'm wittier/
But don't get it twisted: vegemite tastes even shittier/

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

erratik - wasn't feeling the punches as much in this one, wasn't feeling the line where his name rhyming with decoy is gay, idk how thats gay, the 32 joke seemed a bit childish too

eboyd - had the better word play, erratik didn't really have any word play so it goes to eboyd based on that, i thought the sputnik, kibbutznik, rhyme scheme was good too

round 2:

erratik - if only you knew eboyds grandfather was from australia (i think it was his grandfater, i remember he said one of his relatives played for australian rugby team). i give you props for going against eboyd when you say you don't rap or anything. the abe reles line was actually pretty good, but the other punches didn't come off as much

eboyd - the opening satan/fire down under line was sick, the lines about america were the killer though, i think the american lines were the main turning point of this battle it was like placing the lid on the coffin but still waiting to put the nails in for the 3rd round

round 3:

erratik - these lines were fuckin hilarious:

this was the first good rebuttal you made imo, but a little too late, i think it would have been a good move to take this angle further on and take this angle a bit further even, its a good response to kill the jew jokes or any race joke really.

you should have said why its a shit name, it could have been a good punch if you had elaborated or made some kind of punch or joke to say why thats a shit name, there were other times this happened too like this line "all your jewish jokes are foolish yo" you should have said why they were foolish

i think it would have been better without the molesting part, maybe just said he's so desperate to touch pussy he spends all day patting his neighbours cat or something like that idk lol

i can see what you were trying to do but saying you'll chop off your own feet isn't a good move coz its like dissing yourself

those jokes were pretty good when i read the last one i thought it was hilarious until i realized it was an old joke

eboyd - this whole verse was viscious, just a killer, some really hard punchlines and the personals hit hard too, best punchlines was the goldilocks line and the vegemite line and then exposing the fact his last line was an old gay joke was good too.

this has potential to be flipped with the fact dahmer was gay and only went after men at gay bars though

the curvy line was a bit weird, only time i've heard someone say someone's curvy is referring to a womans hips, so idk if you're saying erratik has big hips jk

but yeah it was a clear win for eboyd

Erratic, you keep saying that we dickride, it's fucking annoying. If you can't handle to lose, don't battle. I don't think you're great now, but can become a very good battler if you'd be willing to take criticism, and it'd be a lot easier to apply it if you wouldn't take shit so damn personally. That means don't give up and don't be a dick.

Erik wins all rounds. Third round was the closest, but it was not that close.