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Guru best lines and punchlines
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 10:51 AM | Message # 1 |
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I've tried but I cant get to like Guru... I loved Gangstarr but I dont know why he is cited by many as top 5 dead or alive. Gimme some his best lines and sharpest punchlines
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 12:19 PM | Message # 2 |
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guru isnt very good lol, he just has premo beats that make him sound decent.
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 3:37 PM | Message # 3 |
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Guru's dope, wtf you talking about? he's just monotone. i like it about him because it gives him an edge in jazz/hip hop fusion. anyways, Guru isn't about punchlines and shit. he's more about telling a story with a moral message. he's very good at putting these stories together.
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| ill |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 3:43 PM | Message # 4 |
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my fave guru songs but yeha i cant really get into him alot but that is DOPE ^
The World Is Yours
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 3:54 PM | Message # 5 |
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cool my dad have this album^^^^, very great album
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 5:35 PM | Message # 6 |
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i just like his style that's all. he's got dope rhymes too but he's not a punchline rapper. i haven't listened to his Jazzmatazz albums just the Gang Starr ones. If you listen to all the gang starr songs surely you've gotta like him.
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 8:17 PM | Message # 7 |
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Guru is the most boring MC ever LMAO
I hate that he raps monotone, if u would judge him tho....it would have to be by his messages and storytelling
He is far from a punchline rapper and lyricist so he just falls into the storytelling category
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 8:54 PM | Message # 8 |
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Quote (Lord_Meth) Guru is the most boring MC ever What about Doom?
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| Lord Meth |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 8:56 PM | Message # 9 |
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[quote=El_Matador]What about Doom? [/quote] Hes more interesting than Guru...at least DOOM makes an attempt to make punchlines
Guru wouldnt kno a punchline even if it hit him..................LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SO USING THAT LINE IN A BATTLE!!!!!!!!
[quote=Meth]Guru wouldnt kno a punchline even if it hit him[/quote]
thats pure genius happening naturally
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 8:58 PM | Message # 10 |
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Quote (Lord Meth) Hes more interesting than Guru...at least DOOM makes an attempt to make punchlines Guru wouldnt kno a punchline even if it hit him..................LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO USING THAT LINE IN A BATTLE!!!!!!!! Quote (Meth) Guru wouldnt kno a punchline even if it hit him thats pure genius happening naturally You should write a diss and come up thanks to beef with Guru. LMAO
Like Canibus and LL
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 9:12 PM | Message # 11 |
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Quote (Lord Meth) Hes more interesting than Guru...at least DOOM makes an attempt to make punchlines Guru wouldnt kno a punchline even if it hit him..................LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO USING THAT LINE IN A BATTLE!!!!!!!! Quote (Meth) Guru wouldnt kno a punchline even if it hit him thats pure genius happening naturally smh
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Monday, 29/Jun/09, 11:46 PM | Message # 12 |
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Quote (eboyd) he's just monotone
thats what i've BEEN SAYING!!!!!! all this time but hes dopuh "come check me baby, don't underrate me" that always sticks out in my head i dont know why (from "Gusto")
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Tuesday, 30/Jun/09, 2:24 AM | Message # 13 |
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 23/Jul/09, 4:38 AM | Message # 14 |
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"i took your sick dream and choked it out, your bitch don't really got no ass, she just poked it out" there's your punchline meth
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 23/Jul/09, 4:43 AM | Message # 15 |
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i love the lyrics in this song, i love what he says "actions have reactions don't be quick to judge, you may not know the hardships people don't speak up, its best to sit back and observe with couth (spelling?) for we all must meet our moment of truth"
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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