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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
eboyd Date: Tuesday, 03/Nov/09, 2:42 PM | Message # 166

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 While you strive to be like Pac to make your style celebate/
I strive to be like TS Eliot just for the hell of it.
my new theme song



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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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eboyd Date: Tuesday, 03/Nov/09, 2:45 PM | Message # 167

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 You can't fuck with me like a chastity belt
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 03/Nov/09, 3:28 PM | Message # 168

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While you strive to be like Pac to make your style celebate/ I strive to be like TS Eliot just for the hell of it.

did you write that one?

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abanks47 Date: Tuesday, 03/Nov/09, 4:46 PM | Message # 169

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 pretty much any song with Celph titled he'll come with some funny/clever punchlines. i think hes one of the best one liners in hip hop
A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

eboyd Date: Tuesday, 03/Nov/09, 6:37 PM | Message # 170

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 I wrote both of those
my new theme song



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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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7-0-0

EmSeeD Date: Monday, 16/Nov/09, 5:32 PM | Message # 171

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 see this bullet hole in my neck?
its self inflicted
doctor slapped my mama
bitch you got a sick kid
arrested
molested myself and got convicted,
wearing some visors some glasses and disguises
coz my split personality is having an identity crisis - Eminem, Low Down And Dirty,
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eboyd Date: Monday, 16/Nov/09, 5:46 PM | Message # 172

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 that was fucking sick!
my new theme song



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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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7-0-0

thessad Date: Wednesday, 18/Nov/09, 8:03 PM | Message # 173

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pretty much any song with Celph titled he'll come with some funny/clever punchlines. i think hes one of the best one liners in hip hop

"My dick get hard when I pull the rifle and spray shots
And leave ya whole crew shakin' worse than Michael J. Fox"

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eboyd Date: Wednesday, 18/Nov/09, 8:35 PM | Message # 174

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Uncharted Date: Monday, 23/Nov/09, 5:22 PM | Message # 175

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 "They call me Jay Electronica
Fuck that, call me Jay ElecHannukah
Jay ElecYarmulke
Jay ElecTramadaan Muhammad Asalaamica
RasoulAllah Supana Watallah thought your monitor
My uzi still weigh a ton, check the barometer
Im hotter then the mothafuckin sun, check the thermometer" :o :o :o

-Jay Electronica

he needs to make an album now

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Ratmn Date: Monday, 23/Nov/09, 6:58 PM | Message # 176

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 "Dont fear nothing, but, running out of wine"
- The Fila Fresh Crew

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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 30/Nov/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 177

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 "i'm about to make this mic short circuit, this beat is wack as fuck, this shit fits you perfect" - Eminem freestyle battle
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thessad Date: Tuesday, 01/Dec/09, 10:23 PM | Message # 178

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 "When I spin a few yarns in your psyche
If you aren't in tight jeans
You're likely to shart on your Nikes"
-Louis Logic
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Uncharted Date: Saturday, 05/Dec/09, 5:35 PM | Message # 179

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 "lacking off the beat like a short cop"-Masta Ace
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EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 24/Jan/10, 7:12 PM | Message # 180

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 "i wonder if i played a little elvis presley
would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me
i really doubt doubt it
they'd probably start dancing
jumping on my dick and
pissing in their pants and
wiggling and jiggling and grabbing on their pelvis
but you know my name so you'll never hear no elvis" - Masta Ace
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