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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
Joker13 Date: Thursday, 12/Aug/10, 2:20 AM | Message # 196

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YO!!! I never noticed that WU TANG acronym either!!! GZA's like the king of metaphors and similes though:

this is old but wtf... i got these when i was 6


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Furious_Pryme Date: Sunday, 15/Aug/10, 5:27 AM | Message # 197

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this is old but wtf... i got these when i was 6

No you didn't

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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 24/Sep/10, 9:05 PM | Message # 198

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EVERYTHING FROM CHINO XL
"My new album is Flo-Jo's heart, watch it blow up
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up"

"Nigga fuck punchlines, I write fucking punch-rhymes"

"I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first white pussy"

"Avoid battling me like I'm Eazy-E's blood samples"

"My style is welfare: Half a' you bitches is on it."

"Your career is George Burns, I can't believe you ain't dead yet."

"Time slips away like pop singles on the radio"

"Fuck strike a nerve, I massacre strike a main vein
One line from my brain could turn Bar Mitzvah's into Soul Train"

"Reject my single I ain't mad at it
Like O.J. getting married again, I'll takes another stab at it"

"Sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand up"

"Yo, he's wack, slow down the pace
I'm wack? I'll just retire and blame it on god, like Mase"

"I'm so rare, battlin Chino's like Africa:
Yeah niggaz talk about it but they don't really wanna go there"

"Thats how i know im God.... nobody believes in me"

"my rhymes are off the wall like my Big Daddy Kane poster."

"I Got a Sick Delivery like A Coroner Van"

"Every punchline hits like Chris Brown in face of Rihanna"

"These cheap niggas where y'all find them?
They like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom"

"I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all places
Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations!"

"I can make a woman feel love even coming in their faces"

"I'm a playa, plus I fuck a lot"

"Never seen a world tour
But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards"

"No jealousy, please dunny it's just my life
Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife"

"... end up gettin fucked like Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction"

"Expected to die soon like Michael J. Fox"

"No need for viagra, your album left me bored stiff"

"You liars, I'm tired of your fake drug dealin' tales
The only time yall "See Grams"(SeaGrams) is when yall drink them ginger ales"

"It'll take the whole cast of E.R to have your ass walking again"

"Birds fly upside down over your head, cuz you aint worth shitting on"

no THIS is every punchline Chino has ever made

"[insert famous incident from celebrity here] filler rhyme (if filler rhymes are too hard just use the word "LIKE" [insert name of said celebrity here]"

^ there you go, every punchline he's ever made

this is why i said Copywrite makes Chino XL look mediocre

oh yeah i forgot, if you're chino you don't even have to worry about rhyming it on beat or having any flow, just spit celebrity punchline after celebrity punchline and you've got yourself an album


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 24/Sep/10, 9:28 PM | Message # 199

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no THIS is every punchline Chino has ever made

"[insert famous incident from celebrity here] filler rhyme (if filler rhymes are too hard just use the word "LIKE" [insert name of said celebrity here]"

^ there you go, every punchline he's ever made

this is why i said Copywrite makes Chino XL look mediocre

oh yeah i forgot, if you're chino you don't even have to worry about rhyming it on beat or having any flow, just spit celebrity punchline after celebrity punchline and you've got yourself an album

lol I understand your point but before you start to hate just write a better "celebrity pun" than Chino


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JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

EmSeeD Date: Friday, 24/Sep/10, 10:24 PM | Message # 200

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lol I understand your point but before you start to hate just write a better "celebrity pun" than Chino

alright here goes

"drop the mic, you shouldn't hold it bitch
i'll snatch that mic from your grip, like kanye west did with taylor swift"

"you ain't shit you hoe, i'll steal your own stage from you like lil mama did to hov"

"i'll play you like a harmonica, and make sure you never drop a single album like jay electronica"

i'll come up with more soon, i've just got to remember famous things that happened to celebrities or rappers, right now i'm having a hard time remembering


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 25/Sep/10, 8:45 AM | Message # 201

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make sure you never drop a single album like jay electronica

lol that was nice


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

TheHipHopSpot Date: Tuesday, 28/Sep/10, 4:32 PM | Message # 202

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you cant handle the pressure you need to come harder
my words fuck your head up like a drunk barber

i shoot slugs rappers debating to reply
im out manning you like peyton and eli

you say im trash but you steady trying to copy me
you full of shit like a basket in a shopping spree

my clever lines tears stuffin loose
the only punchline you know about is waitin for a cup of juice

dont know one support ya you cant be the man
like a house with no air conditioner you need a fan

on trial for cuttin several rappers wrists off
no i didnt plead insanity i pleaded pissed off

you stole my style you got a lot of nerv talkin
you need to find your own space like reserved parking

i love yur girl everytime i spend the night
its always on like a used cars engine lite

i'll send a 2 by 4 right across your wig
i make rappers move around like foster kids

everybody wanna get mad and grab heaters
im ading money by the minute like cab meters

i exfoliate
you cant hold your weight
i heard your shit and took offense like a stole a gate

im takin the game over enlargin my zone
plus im buildin bars up like i was chargin my phone


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El_Matador Date: Wednesday, 29/Sep/10, 9:08 AM | Message # 203

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you cant handle the pressure you need to come harder
my words fuck your head up like a drunk barber

LMFAO!!! you get rep points


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Treach Date: Thursday, 30/Sep/10, 3:18 AM | Message # 204

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I'm making my route, and breaking your clout
Taking you out, with ten strips of duct tape on my mouth

I won't have any problems, stopping ya
The one man mafia that's chopping ya, till I filet ya like tilapia

actually..the lyrics of this whole song lol http://www.lyricsmania.com/overkill_lyrics_k-rino.html


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EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 05/Oct/10, 0:58 AM | Message # 205

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"i told her she's fucking amazing and i wasn't giving her the compliment" - Copywrite

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eboyd Date: Tuesday, 05/Oct/10, 2:22 AM | Message # 206

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i'll make your brain compute just so that i can hack your mental/
then i'll chop out your teeth and tell you it was ax-a-dental/

i'm using that so i'd better not hear that in anyone's rhymes lol.


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El_Matador Date: Tuesday, 05/Oct/10, 11:10 AM | Message # 207

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"i told her she's fucking amazing and i wasn't giving her the compliment" - Copywrite

I just heard that, Copywrite's album will be fucking sick


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

TheHipHopSpot Date: Tuesday, 05/Oct/10, 2:31 PM | Message # 208

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the only 9 you ever touched was followed by two ones

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EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 07/Dec/10, 4:41 PM | Message # 209

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"you're so wack after you finished your last round even the crickets in the background were like WTF" - Dizaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyDOtIz0LjA&feature=sub

damn dizaster owned him so badly it was almost painful


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Abstract Date: Tuesday, 07/Dec/10, 11:28 PM | Message # 210

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"And i'll never sell my soul for dimes
but my punchlines strike harder than Mike Tyson in his prime"

:P a little something


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