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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
eboyd Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:14 AM | Message # 211

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"you'll get fucked up like sex on an airplane" -Vinnie Paz

"my murderous rhymes kill you and all of your boys/
i'm not from Chicago but my music's in a state of Illa-noise" -me


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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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El_Matador Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:15 PM | Message # 212

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You're full of shit like a second-hand shop

You say you rich? Situation is trivial
When you talk material
You'll get robbed and feed with low calorie buckshot cereals

M.E.


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

eboyd Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:32 PM | Message # 213

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lol i just came up with a bunch of punches but i have to go do something right now. i'll post them when i get back.

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

TheHipHopSpot Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:40 PM | Message # 214

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we can battle for cash scarin these assholes shitless
and if youre broke ill take amps, lamps, first borns and food stamps
-the wizard


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eboyd Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 11:21 PM | Message # 215

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"i don't need to battle you. your style is bad for your health/
so i'll hand you the mic back and let you bury yourself"

"i'm the dirtiest emcee ever. on the mic i am never seen/
and i wouldn't come clean if i ejaculate Listerine"

"to help explain to you my rhymes i'll draw you a diagram/
your mother should've done the world a favor and used a diaphragm"

"like room service at Motel 6 i'm here to serve a whore/
i come to the battle with beef because you're an herbivore"

i spit so hard, to keep my teeth in place i need to use Polident/
you claim my rhymes are a bit cheesy 'cause you're lactose intolerant"


my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

TheHipHopSpot Date: Thursday, 09/Dec/10, 1:56 PM | Message # 216

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i think i said this on another thread but its sick.

you tryna throw hands and fight death
you didnt use your left right now all you have is your right left
k rino

i cant remember the whole line. but i remember a battle where someone was dressing flashy and his opponent compared him to dipping sauce and said he "blue cheese dressin" i cant find the battle. way too many to go through.

you mr clean more greener then listerine
you aint lived to seen the wicked extremes the pistol brings
houses fit for kings that will have you kising rings
and other expensive things youll be hopeing that its a dream
k rino

the only way i fuck up is when your girls on top
iron solomon


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 4:47 PM | Message # 217

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K-RINO

Your career is like the letter M - real close to the N (end)

What's your purpose in the game? fool let's get things straight
All you ever brought to the table was a fork and a plate

I'm so influential, over the people
That if I tell em five plus is five is twelve,
and you say it's ten they won't believe you

Wanted to stop me but couldn't, cause I caught you first
I'll dig a clothes hanger in your brain, and abort your verse

My mind contains more lines than telephone operator

You get lost like anorectic titties in a double D bra

wow he's ILL


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Treach Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 5:36 PM | Message # 218

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Quote (El_Matador)
wow he's ILL

damn right, im lovin that somebody else is posting them cus everytime me or HipHopSpot post some i feel like people are just thinkin "these motherfuckers is posting some K-Rino bullshit again? damn they need to get off his dick!" lol

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i think this might've been posted before but its a sick line:
"I exfoliate, you can't hold your weight
I heard you rap and took a fence(offence) like I stole a gate"


"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 6:54 PM | Message # 219

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Yeah, you've posted that before.

I don't like Rino's beats but lyrically this dude is supreme, I need to get into his stuff

You like a transvestite, you ain't what'chu appear to be

The backwards magician who pulls a head out of a rabbit's mouth

I got more killer lines than a jail cafeteria at lunch time

Ya skill was money mine would be the same as Bill Gate's
Yours would be equalled to the wages of a waitress

My microphone exuding poisonous gas that left the crowd choking

South park pioneer getting mine
went back in time to crack some rappers I forgot to bust in 89

Came out the womb after 12 months due to unfinished business
I was writin my first rhyme and couldn't leave until I was

I'm K-Rino extensions passin my sound all around
Doing push ups without touching the ground
I can break down each letter in my name if you want it
Killer rhymes intellectually nullifying opponents
K-Rino


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

NtG Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 7:02 PM | Message # 220

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Quote (Treach)
"these motherfuckers is posting some K-Rino bullshit again? damn they need to get off his dick!"

lol im gonna be honest, i actually think that some times, but hes dope, i just dont like his beat selection.


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TheHipHopSpot Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 8:57 PM | Message # 221

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cool el matador is gettin into K. i got a playlist on my page of his best songs, check them out, and anyone else thats not familiar with him. solitary confinement, triple darkness 2 and annihilation of the evil machine, is what i suggest for albums to listen to.

this song is nothing but punchlines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHa_VFxerkY

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conceited is a battle rapper that thinks of some of the craziest punchlines.



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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 18/Dec/10, 4:12 AM | Message # 222

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"getting raped in jail is the only time you had a killer in you" - ivan da great

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EverGlazed Date: Thursday, 23/Dec/10, 7:57 AM | Message # 223

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"I move my G's in silence, like Lasagne"

Fuck Lil Wayne tho...lol
:p


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Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 29/Dec/10, 11:25 AM | Message # 224

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i have yo admit, 6'7 foot has to be the best i ever heard lil wayne spit, he had a couple of lines that surprised me

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"I move my G's in silence, like Lasagne"

and
"mind so sharp, i fuck around and cut my head off"

but he still suck lol


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Erratic-Methodz Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 2:17 AM | Message # 225

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Chick-Pea's.......i just summed up this skinny cunts diet for this week - Greeley

His jewish mum's ashamed her son has an aching croch from david cosh - Rates

I'M the king iv inherited the thrown..Since im not under presidents like Marilyn monroe
I'LL TELL THESE JEWS WHAT TO DO....AIRAL CHARRON - Charron


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