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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
TheHipHopSpot Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 2:47 AM | Message # 226

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 THIS IS FOR TREACH ALIEN BABY SPOILER. so if youre still waiting and dont wanna be spoiled.

how can you play to win messin with an alien
you stole 2nd but i stole the whole stadium

i guess its danger time
a brain transplant couldnt make me change my mind

study and keep books on my mind
im like a fisherman i got bitters hooked on my lines

you try to come to me with no benefit
you like bret favre you dont know when to quit

i opened up a can of whoop ass with no restraints
you opened up a ketchup packet of soft complaints

i got something for the people to see
when it comes to being shallow your deeper then me
every second i leap a degree
defeating me if harder to do then gettin somethin cheaper then free

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Adam Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 5:23 AM | Message # 227

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 OH MY GOD THOSE LYRICS IS CRAZY CAN'T WAIT FOR ALIEN BABY!



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Treach Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 7:24 AM | Message # 228

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Quote (TheHipHopSpot)
THIS IS FOR TREACH ALIEN BABY SPOILER. so if youre still waiting and dont wanna be spoiled.

lol thanks. i still read them tho haha

"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
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TheWatcher Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 7:48 AM | Message # 229

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 "Put a brain up in your anus and you still couldn't think of shit" - Proof

"Smartass, your wack lines ain't harmin me
I provoke you joke ass rappers to stand up and make comedy" - Proof

"Rippin off your ears won't make you def enough" - Proof

El_Matador Date: Monday, 17/Jan/11, 9:12 AM | Message # 230

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 Outline the whole crowd in chalk when I spit talk
Slidin' through all the blood like a crip walk
Yeah, a lame ass metaphor
but say it better or shut the fuck up
cus like my man said: It's all about who kicks the lamest shit
and gets away with it - Promoe (of Looptroop Rockers)
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Treach Date: Monday, 07/Mar/11, 2:15 PM | Message # 231

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 shiiit..


"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
TheHipHopSpot Date: Monday, 07/Mar/11, 3:17 PM | Message # 232

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 you would of made the atomic bomb designer
dr robert oppenhiemer and his squad of top advisers
wanna side or compromise with all the nazi occupiers
turning every Hebrew in the land into holocaust deniers
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EverGlazed Date: Wednesday, 09/Mar/11, 8:22 PM | Message # 233

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 "I sit 90 degrees underneath palm tree's"

The Fugees - Fu-gee-la

I think it was pras...

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eboyd Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 2:17 PM | Message # 234

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"I sit 90 degrees underneath palm tree's"

The Fugees - Fu-gee-la

I think it was pras...

what is so special about this line???

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Ratmn Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 2:26 PM | Message # 235

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 "If a bitch like to suck dick, she a braniac!" Ill Bill in Non Phixion's Rock Stars.
I just love how he says the suck dick part. Don't know why.

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EverGlazed Date: Friday, 11/Mar/11, 9:38 AM | Message # 236

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what is so special about this line???

lol I just love it man, so simple but its stuck in my head ever since I heard that song...

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Erratic-Methodz Date: Friday, 11/Mar/11, 10:19 AM | Message # 237

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 I keep it raw with freedom of speech, Im gangsta i ride the train with my feet on the seat - smiles again.

Pulling in chicks like MR Bond, I'll be the mother fucking reason your kids are blonde - Smiles Again

If i don't bash ya then my little bro will - lariken

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Bape Date: Sunday, 20/Mar/11, 7:46 PM | Message # 238

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 DO NOT GIVE A FUCK.
I GOT THE SWAGGER OF A VIRGIN'S DICK - Tyler the Creator
Greeny Date: Sunday, 20/Mar/11, 7:53 PM | Message # 239

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 I'm sure it's been posted, but it deserves numerous posts..
"Yo, yeah I heard of the Boogiemann when I was a youth, scary
And I found out that he was as fake as a tooth-fairy"
Masta Ace "Acknowledge"
:)
Bape Date: Sunday, 20/Mar/11, 7:58 PM | Message # 240

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