Love Songs With Punchlines
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El_Matador |
Date: Friday, 29/May/09, 8:01 PM | Message # 1 |
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Lord Meth inspired me as fuck with his Im a rub ya body down with cranola baby oil, I love u Put ya legs in the air and ram u like a shovel Lets make some love shit with punchlines Here's mine Her bush rustled, burning me to many degrees Dat shawty, like Russell - half-black half-japanese Or some chinese?... Just chinky miss Oh baby, Im giving you my soul, on my knees Your skin shinin like hair in my nose after sneeze Your smile is medicine for me when Im stressed In your sensual style you rubbed me on my chest While I guessed your suggest Oh, you beguiled me with love, I'm possesed With your versatile breast high as Mount Everest And monstrually pale like snow laying up there on crest I'm a sailor with big paddle, under your skirt Flowin thru your wet waters that were spurtin like a squirt
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
Message edited by El_Matador - Friday, 29/May/09, 10:13 PM
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eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 30/May/09, 3:42 AM | Message # 2 |
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"i love you like i love my dick size" © Capadonna
my new theme song
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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Uncharted |
Date: Saturday, 30/May/09, 11:52 AM | Message # 3 |
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plies does this all the time LOL
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:19 PM | Message # 4 |
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HAHA how did u find that punchline wtf?!?! I wrote that ages ago
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El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:23 PM | Message # 5 |
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I found that accidently and I laughed so hard when I discovered that shit. It was an inspiration to those lines I dropped before, I think I'll seriously record a love song with some crazy punchlines
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:25 PM | Message # 6 |
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Were did u find it tho?! That was from my early days LMAO
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El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:30 PM | Message # 7 |
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In the "Request a Battle" thread. One of best lines I ever heard from you!!! Quote (El_Matador) Im a rub ya body down with cranola baby oil, I love u Put ya legs in the air and ram u like a shovel FUCKING LOL!! 
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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PNobleDaLyricist |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 2:28 AM | Message # 8 |
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LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA dis is funnier den da battle punchlines
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eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 4:30 AM | Message # 9 |
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Surprisingly Shakespeare and other poets used to do this a lot. The term "dying the death" refers to orgasm and Shakespeare had this one pun in one of his poems. I don't recall at the moment but I think it was something about phallous or something of the sort. Anyways, let me give it a shot: "Scratching the clit just like Q-Bert/ I'll be shoving my Rod in just like Stewart"
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:27 PM | Message # 10 |
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Quote (eboyd) "Scratching the clit just like Q-Bert/ I'll be shoving my Rod in just like Stewart" lmfao let me do one i stick my dick quick in the clit cause its slick and it fits in the bitch
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Message edited by Uncharted - Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:29 PM
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MAK_The_Lucid_Tongue |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:53 PM | Message # 11 |
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I'm surprised nobody's quoted Devin Tha Dude yet........he's the king of filthy love songs
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Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:55 PM | Message # 12 |
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im suprised nobody quoted gucci mane
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eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 5:38 PM | Message # 13 |
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shit, in that case, what about Too $hort? "Freaky Tales" anyone? still though, the all time greatest is that Cap line i posted: Quote (eboyd) "i love you like i love my dick size" © Capadonna
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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El_Matador |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 6:09 PM | Message # 14 |
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Quote (eboyd) still though, the all time greatest is that Cap line i posted: that line was dumb. loool And Too Short had that crazy story called "Blowjob Betty". It was hilarous... most of his track is like that, but he never really had love songs.
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 6:47 PM | Message # 15 |
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Quote (Uncharted) im suprised nobody quoted gucci mane why would anyone quote that dumbass?
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