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| MashPotato |
Date: Monday, 01/Mar/10, 2:00 PM | Message # 1141 |
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I'm a rocket ship! *vrooom*
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Message edited by MashPotato - Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 2:37 AM
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 2:15 AM | Message # 1142 |
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Whaaat? Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 3:50 AM | Message # 1143 |
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I usually jack off about three times a day.
Usually once around mid afternoon, once sometime around 10 at night, and then again before going to bed.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 11:44 AM | Message # 1144 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) I usually jack off about three times a day.
Usually once around mid afternoon, once sometime around 10 at night, and then again before going to bed.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, i remember when i was your age... spanking the monkey like the naughty animal he was, like there was no tomorrow... but heres a tip: it will feel much better if you put off jacking for a while like a couple of days, then doing it again cause you'll feel hornier and will shoot further, instead of it justt dribbling or oozing out after youve done it many times (and in one day, you'd be throbbing like a mother)
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 11:47 AM | Message # 1145 |
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| MashPotato |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 1:04 PM | Message # 1146 |
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^That thing's gonna fall off. :/ This site is giving me an OCD because I'm now instinctively closing the green bar at the top.
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 1:36 PM | Message # 1147 |
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im waaaaaaaay ahead of you
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 6:50 PM | Message # 1148 |
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Quote (s0dr2) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, i remember when i was your age... spanking the monkey like the naughty animal he was, like there was no tomorrow... but heres a tip: it will feel much better if you put off jacking for a while like a couple of days, then doing it again cause you'll feel hornier and will shoot further, instead of it justt dribbling or oozing out after youve done it many times (and in one day, you'd be throbbing like a mother)
How old are you?!? I Thought I was older than you and Uncharted? I'm 15.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Wednesday, 03/Mar/10, 8:04 AM | Message # 1149 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) How old are you?!? I Thought I was older than you and Uncharted? I'm 15.
its cause of my avatar
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 03/Mar/10, 2:09 PM | Message # 1150 |
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#TeamHipster
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:35 PM | Message # 1151 |
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I really have to piss right now, but I'm debating whether or not to do that or go make pop-tarts first.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:45 PM | Message # 1152 |
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My penis is half errect
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| MashPotato |
Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:53 PM | Message # 1153 |
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| Menace |
Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:55 PM | Message # 1154 |
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i would kill someone in this instance
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 05/Mar/10, 8:20 AM | Message # 1155 |
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i want to make love to emma watson and kristen stewart
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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