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MashPotato Date: Monday, 01/Mar/10, 2:00 PM | Message # 1141

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I'm a rocket ship! *vrooom*

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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 2:15 AM | Message # 1142

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Whaaat? Fuck Jeff Goldblum man.

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 3:50 AM | Message # 1143

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I usually jack off about three times a day.
Usually once around mid afternoon, once sometime around 10 at night, and then again before going to bed.


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s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 11:44 AM | Message # 1144

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I usually jack off about three times a day.
Usually once around mid afternoon, once sometime around 10 at night, and then again before going to bed.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, i remember when i was your age... spanking the monkey like the naughty animal he was, like there was no tomorrow... but heres a tip: it will feel much better if you put off jacking for a while like a couple of days, then doing it again cause you'll feel hornier and will shoot further, instead of it justt dribbling or oozing out after youve done it many times (and in one day, you'd be throbbing like a mother)


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 11:47 AM | Message # 1145

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jackoff

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MashPotato Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 1:04 PM | Message # 1146

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^That thing's gonna fall off. :/

This site is giving me an OCD because I'm now instinctively closing the green bar at the top.


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 1:36 PM | Message # 1147

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im waaaaaaaay ahead of you

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 6:50 PM | Message # 1148

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, i remember when i was your age... spanking the monkey like the naughty animal he was, like there was no tomorrow... but heres a tip: it will feel much better if you put off jacking for a while like a couple of days, then doing it again cause you'll feel hornier and will shoot further, instead of it justt dribbling or oozing out after youve done it many times (and in one day, you'd be throbbing like a mother)

How old are you?!? I Thought I was older than you and Uncharted? I'm 15.


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s0dr2 Date: Wednesday, 03/Mar/10, 8:04 AM | Message # 1149

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How old are you?!? I Thought I was older than you and Uncharted? I'm 15.

its cause of my avatar


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 03/Mar/10, 2:09 PM | Message # 1150

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:35 PM | Message # 1151

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I really have to piss right now, but I'm debating whether or not to do that or go make pop-tarts first.

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Acekat00o Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:45 PM | Message # 1152

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My penis is half errect

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MashPotato Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:53 PM | Message # 1153

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Menace Date: Thursday, 04/Mar/10, 4:55 PM | Message # 1154

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i would kill someone in this instance

s0dr2 Date: Friday, 05/Mar/10, 8:20 AM | Message # 1155

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i want to make love to emma watson and kristen stewart


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