One time i was riding my bike(it wasnt stolen)(at the time)
and this cop car came out of nowhere doing 100 and a school zone
at 2am chasing these guys a motobike. so i stopped and went over
to a phone box to make out like i was just there to use it
so the police wouldnt question me. anyways i kept riding
a bit further up the road and for some reason i had this feeling
i should get of my bike and just walk so i did the next minute
as im walking down my street the cop car hit the side of the
guys on the motorbike witch made them slide and smash
straight into where i i left my bike they flew off the bike
and one guy had no helmet and broke his neck (he died)
the other guy who had a helmet landed on his back and
is now in a wheelchair the police still arrested the two
cause the one who died (apparently didn't die until a few hours later)
but with all the blood it was clear he was dead, anyways
a few days later i was walking down the street and was thinking
what if i didnt get of the bike and walked where cars or motorbikes
couldnt get up onto would i be here? .an hour later another crash
a mother was drinking and driving she crashed her car
into a gate in witch i was standing pretty much were
the car hit it it hit my leg and fucked it up for a few months

This is true by the way: im not the biggest fan of car's after this happen.

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lol! nah, Mediterranean. there is a heirarchy of bad drivers btw :

1. old people (yes, old people are worse than Asians)
2. Asians
3. Women
4. illegal aliens (usually Latinos) in America driving Toyota trucks with lawn mowers in the back (this may just be a Los Angeles thing)
5. Armenians (while illegal aliens and Asians drive slow as fuck and are all over the road, these mofos drive 40+ miles per hour over the speed limit and when you get in their way they get mad. a lot of deaths have occurred, in Glendale especially, because of the stereotypical Armenian driver, usually 18-21 year old kids who drive a Mercedes Benz which they bought on welfare)

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1.Asian (mostly chinese women)
2.old people
3.teenages
4.women
5.wogs(greek, italian, lebanese etc etc) (yes wogs a racist word.but everyone in australia says wog)

the rest just fall inti place

i TOTALLY forgot teenagers!!! i wonder where blind people fit on this list

btw, be VERY afraid when you see an old Asian woman driving and she has glasses on and is about 3 inches from her steering wheel! that is a recipe for disaster!!!

just walk the other way when you see this.

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what kinda blind?

blind (as in drunk) that would tie with asian.

blind(as in cant see) well i dont know any blind drivers so yeah and i have not seen any.and
they havent seen me,.

blind as in can't see. i know there aren't any, but i mean theoretically

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I had sex when I was driving last week... Now Im afraid to do it again. lol

Eric, for christ sake, go check your email

LMAO! you're alwasy having sex haha! man, i have this fucking model all over my dick being a total succubus! she's an actual model, i'm talking full on absolutely ridiculously perfect everything, and she's being all like "oh, i don't like you and we're just friends" but giggling when saying that and then reaching up my pants with her feet and rubbing my cock.... GOD DAMN IT! fucking FEMALES! sorry for the rant.

lol! you may have to send it again bro, sorry. i get way too many emails a day. it's lost in the confusion that is my inbox. but i will search for it and get back to you in a minute.

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yeah, thats my big passion since I was 12 years old

she's good in the bed?

ok, I sent it again

idk man, i haven't fucked her yet, but this girl keeps asking me if i'm good in bed. she's FUCKING FINE though!!!

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what the fuck you waitin for? go get her tiger!! RAWR!!

did u get my msg?

lol! maybe, but, homegirl is playing mad mind games. besides, i'm talking to another, simpler girl as well and she is the wifey type. i'm more into relationships than casual sex.

and responded.

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