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your most horrible/excellent sexual experience
El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:17 PM | Message # 46

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the worst this bitch once had a dirty stinking pussy I've told ya in another thread man that shit smelled like dead fish shit was gross i kicked her right in the pussy bang I told ya already but that shit shocked me man a dirty pussy is fucking gross

There's alot of romanian girls in Poland.... gooosh they never wash themselves. They stink so intensive, you cant even talk to them, I dont even want to know whatsup in their pussies surprised


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Menace Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:24 PM | Message # 47

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There's alot of romanian girls in Poland.... gooosh they never wash themselves. They stink so intensive, you cant even talk to them, I dont even want to know whatsup in their pussies

yeah the hill billy Romanians go in Poland to work sometimes the hill billy Romanians never wash and they don't even give a shit about washing either tough Romanian chicks can fuck that's given i can't criticize them on that


El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:29 PM | Message # 48

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yeah the hill billy Romanians go in Poland to work sometimes the hill billy Romanians never wash and they don't even give a shit about washing either tough Romanian chicks can fuck that's given i can't criticize them on that

I never had sex with romanian girl... or maybe I had? You said there's alot of romanian girls acting like sluts in Spain and Italy. I've been in Spain and I fucked something..... I mean somebody, but idk if she was romanian, spanish etc


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Menace Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:35 PM | Message # 49

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I never had sex with romanian girl... or maybe I had? You said there's alot of romanian girls acting like sluts in Spain and Italy. I've been in Spain and I fucked something..... I mean somebody, but idk if she was romanian, spanish etc

not acting like sluts they are street hookers full blown hoes a TV station here made a census on the nationality of the street hookers in Spain and Italy in particular and a stunning 72% of them are Romanian immigrants biggrin my country literally sells sex biggrin


El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:38 PM | Message # 50

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I reminisce my sex with my ex..... we've been together 4 days and I fucked her 3 times.... and every single time wasnt good for me sad sad sad sad sad

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Uncharted Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:40 PM | Message # 51

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I reminisce my sex with my ex..... we've been together 4 days and I fucked her 3 times.... and every single time wasnt good for me

DANG, 4 days already fucking, whats wrong wit the sex?
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not acting like sluts they are street hookers full blown hoes a TV station here made a census on the nationality of the street hookers in Spain and Italy in particular and a stunning 72% of them are Romanian immigrants my country literally sells sex

yall pimpin in romania LOL


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MAK_The_Lucid_Tongue Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 4:50 PM | Message # 52

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Most strippers out here are Romanian....Filthy Whores!!!! LOL

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El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 7:18 PM | Message # 53

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I reminisce my sex with my ex..... we've been together 4 days and I fucked her 3 times.... and every single time wasnt good for me

DANG, 4 days already fucking, whats wrong wit the sex?

When we fucked 1st time (in the 2nd day) I fucked her in the kitchen on the table. I screwed up the table and I had to continue sex on the floor. She didnt want to swallow my cum (she wasnt ready for that) so I turned around and accidently bussed on pot with the soup. She didnt notice that. Whole family was eating that soup on dinner. Her sister said something like that "Muuuum, you suck, you a bad chef. You added something strange to the soap!"... And her father said he's going to beat me up for that kitchen table

Next day (when her father was at work) we had little fuss cos she didnt want to suck my dick, she said Im gonna treat her like a slut if she'd suck. Fuck it, she gave me her pussy in the 2nd day and now she said something like that? Coool. lol We were fucking and again she didnt want to swallow my cum. She opened window quickly and I was screaming and spunkin thru the window while her neighbours were watching cry
Next day I fucked her in the public toilet and I bussed a nut on some woman... that was her aunt.... accident? fuck that, we broke up after that


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 7:22 PM | Message # 54

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lol your stry is fucking lies and no man tall enough to go over a stove with a pot on top specially with soup cause you would have accidently hit it mad bullshit

you never been here so you don't know shit, but if you don't want to believe it - I'm not gonna force you biggrin I'm 6'6 and I can prove it all the time, and it was enough, plus it was ALL accidently, Im not insane 2 spunk 2 pot with soup .all about


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
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Uncharted Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 8:11 PM | Message # 55

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She didnt notice that. Whole family was eating that soup on dinner. Her sister said something like that "Muuuum, you suck, you a bad chef. You added something strange to the soap!"... And her father said he's going to beat me up for that kitchen table

ewww LMAO
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we had little fuss cos she didnt want to suck my dick

wow another case of funny randomness
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She opened window quickly and I was screaming and spunkin thru the window while her neighbours were watching

embarassing


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 8:24 PM | Message # 56

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okay so lets take this all in account your tall and you were fucking so you probably did one of those "oh shit i don't wanna cum in her" turn arounds which rely on quick reflexes and a quick turn with the abdominal region so you do one of those and while spermin i unno about you but my stuff can go far and at a high velocity so lets take in the velocity of your bust.so your cum would most likly have to hit a near by object or wall unless you were fucking on a stove with soup cooking.. which just sounds fucking retarded or if your sperm drips like drops from a foccide i unno

lol scientist lookin for an evidence lol


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Uncharted Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 9:02 PM | Message # 57

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[quote=El_Matador]so your cum would most likly have to hit a near by object or wall unless you were fucking on a stove with soup cooking.. which just sounds fucking retarded or if your sperm drips like drops from a foccide i unno [/quote]
lol
El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 9:20 PM | Message # 58

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which just sounds fucking retarded or if your sperm drips like drops from a foccide i unno

close your eyes and open your mouth you'll see how it drips biggrin


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

El_Matador Date: Friday, 05/Jun/09, 9:29 PM | Message # 59

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I don't run that way if that's how you do then by all means but me im strictly for my women

Ok, if you dont want it then fuck it sad


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
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UniteC Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 1:57 AM | Message # 60

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i dont think ive ever had a bad experience...LOL all were good...

i do kno hittin it from behind tho is the BOMBEST!!!!

you niggas cant telll me the booty isnt bomb shit lol!!

i can think of one time tho.... but it was when i was still pretty young..back in highschool

i was kickin it at a homies house...so he decided to call some trick azz booty calls over...
so they came ..

i talked to the trick for like litttterly 2 mins b 4 she was domin me up LOL

i didnt even kno her name...but then my boy was in the other room smashin on the other trick..

and his moms woke up...and caught him then busted into the room i was innn LMAO

i ran out while trying to put my clothes on with my shirt off LOL and the stupid chicken head that was domin me up ran into the dark living room and tryed to HIDE under a glass table
(fuggin stupid chicken head i swear LMAO)

then i had to walk home..

poinless story...thats my worse experiment lol which isnt bad lol..

never saw the bitch again tho LOL she was pretty bomb too forgot her name tho! >_<..


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Message edited by UniteC - Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 2:01 AM
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