- Can use them in bed which means feet stay warm.
- No cables which means no losing cables which means no searching for that specific cable for 3 hours.
- Production on public transport.
- Hax into other peoples wireless internet.
- Can use the screen as humorous mouth like contraption.
- If the going gets rough, can be used as a heavy square shurrikan.

Negatives:

- Horrible HORRIBLE sound quality.
- Batteries run out far too fast.
- When you have it on a table and the power plugged in and you trip over the cable pulling the computer off the table and smashing it on the floor.
- Expensive weapon.
- Chronic myspace/facebook use.
- Ugly as i don't have some sweet Mac or Sony.
- I have curly hair, so I am already a target for robbery, carrying expensive equipment doesn't help.

That's all.

Added (10/Sep/10, 5:09 PM)
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as you can all see i did not write this....just thought it was funny
also very true