as he was licking the carrots smothered in earwax and feces, his blood flow started to increase as he was reminded of his sexual encounter with a mule when he was performing oral on it.... as he slurped the earwax/feces he imagined it was the sperm he slurped from the mule and started to touch himself and took one carrot and stimulated his rectum "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain