Me Im the type of person that likes his music, I always was like that
At school before I found this site, I was the one listening to old ass Snoop and Dre, Jay-Z, while everyone was listening to Lil Boosie, Lil Wayne, Dem Franchise Boyz and I used to take heat constantly even from my fam
I came onto the site and the same thing happened
all wat u gotta do is get used to it

I saw a

beautiful feminine turtle

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Two men cuddled, then one realized the other jizzed on his hand. Then he wiped his kids ass and ran outside naked while trying to scratch his turtle, but it fired its laser and incinerated Menace at twelve o'clock. The dead rose, gave a shiny spear to Meth to clean his rival Muzzy's ass. Muzzy escaped untouched, until he was with two girls that had dicks on their head and between their arms and legs. Muzzy got fucked so hard that jizzed spewed from Erik's little dick into Meth's mouth. Meth happily swallowed loads of jizz from Erik's gigantic penis (twelve inches to be exact).

then Meth messed it up...

Wow... looking back at my stories (page 13, where I broke the 3 word rule):

"after EmSeed got "Incinerated" w/e that means, meth and blaze decided to "come out" and express their deep and true feelings for each other. they rented a hotel room and decided to make gay love that very night....meth unbuttoned blaze's shirt and was amazed at his hairy skinny chest, which he put whip cream on and licked every inch of it....blaze was getting so horny, that he didnt have time for all the "playful teasing" each one rapidy took of each other's clothes as blood filled their p*nises by the second...

since both were whores, they didnt have time for one to be pleasing the other...they both needed the action...blaze saw meth's a*shole and licked it to lubricate it and stick his jimmy inside it, as meth would jack off screaming "F*CK ME DADDYYY!" blaze prematurelly ejaculated and his sperm mixed with meth's feces, forming a zygote which would later grow into a demon. when they both "came" they suddenly lost their love for each other, and parted...

after nine months, blaze's a*shole was so big that he crapped out the baby, which killed blaze and meth to punish them for their lust."

btw page 15 is hilarious

Added (06/Nov/09, 5:25 Pm)
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