One day, I was tryin to be myself
The same day this thug say, "You gotta come hard"
Nigga, times is hard, I'm tryin hard to make it
It ain't hard to tell, it's hard for me to fake it
Plus, it's hard to be me, it's hard to stop drinkin
I guess it's hard for you hard niggaz to start thinkin

and another part of the same song

Took this girl to work, she say I ain't have a real job
Like that dick you had last night, baby, I work real hard

Observe the word, when I speak, get the truth's heard
True to the curb, - classic is the new birth
Spreading the blessing across seven continents
Arm of the trench, there's no form of defense
Entertainment, nine swords swing rapid
Check the techniques, first bow to The Abbott

I Shall Begin :

Oh the dragons balls were blazin'
As I stepped into his cave.
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fucka lie sing fuck a loo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!

yeah i did but think deep it's from a movie

musical comedy

MAN you people are fucked it's from Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

Tenacious D i already posted the video

what about these lyrics :

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of deaths construction

Madvillain - Great day today so now answer mines

really ? it's from the same heavy metal genre

no I'm sorry you fail AGAIN it's from Black Sabbath - War Pigs man i always won

what about these ones :

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small