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| Adam |
Date: Thursday, 24/Feb/11, 6:33 PM | Message # 346 |
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eboyd's dick, is like, way to small/
that he cannot for his life satisfy a girl at all/
he's a college life failure turned mc/
his main inspiration is 8 mile and ali-g/
i'll put erik in a box, kanye west/
except he isn't half kanye even at his best/
so with that i guess he is just like all the rest/
to dumb for school so rapping is his only interest/
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Thursday, 24/Feb/11, 8:39 PM | Message # 347 |
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Quote (eboyd) everyone knows about the Holocaust including you and i/
that's why it's ironic that Meth's getting burned by a Jewish guy/
and yes, Erratic swept Meth and he did it so fluid/
but that's because i'm America and, like Israel, i funded him to it/
fed him lines, nurtured his style, and taught him all that i know/
that's why i'm disappointed Erratic. this is all that you show?/
i thought by now that you'd be able to do it perfectly/
but from the looks of it i didn't even teach you correctly/
either i am a failure as a teacher and i should give up/
or you're too stupid to figure it out and pick this shit up/
you see, you don't even end each line with a rhyme, it's so tragic/
i can truly see that you're right when you say your Method'z Erratic/
your meter is suspect and half your lines don't even make sense/
this is a battle and your bars aren't even intense/
so by the looks of it the latter assertion is correct/
i guess every teacher has a pupil that is a reject/
i thought i taught you better but now it is plain to see/
that even with my teachings this is how you came to be/
your style is trash and it's sad because you learned from the best rated/
sometimes even with the greatest teacher, the student can't be educated/ Eboyd your nothing but a decoy for actual rappers, Say what you like about the
holocaust it doesn't matter, how do you plan to blow up when we run your media?
I like to kick back with friends have a few drinks, you like big fat men and sucking a few dicks.
before this battle i thought a mother joke would burn this guy, but now i see mum jokes
will not be applied..Cause if i said "i fucked his mum" he'd be like "so did i", look at this klu klux
il take a razor too his two-nuts, Yeah you use cum when you use a toothbrush.
your girlfriend is a grit whore.. she has a face like a brick wall, Not to mention how wide
she can strech her cunt the size of a chest of drawers, yes she's the biggest whore..
, i give her what she wants she calls me santa claus, me my elf and raindeer all went
inside her loose cunt, she was like "it isnt enough" so we got your football team
and a double decker bus, eboyd your one funny little toy, your gonna get destroyed when
my missles are deployed, your fucked up man yo im serious your the only male, too have his
period, your a thing of the past..like a hemorrhoid your nothing but a pain in the arse.
this dude is sinister he use too be a minister, but now his unemployed cause he enjoyed
little boys..all i can say is you got some sick habits........faggot
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| EverGlazed |
Date: Friday, 04/Mar/11, 2:53 PM | Message # 348 |
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Quote (Erratic-Methodz) Eboyd your nothing but a decoy for actual rappers, Say what you like about the holocaust it doesn't matter, how do you plan to blow up when we run your media? I like to kick back with friends have a few drinks, you like big fat men and sucking a few dicks. before this battle i thought a mother joke would burn this guy, but now i see mum jokes will not be applied..Cause if i said "i fucked his mum" he'd be like "so did i", look at this klu klux il take a razor too his two-nuts, Yeah you use cum when you use a toothbrush. your girlfriend is a grit whore.. she has a face like a brick wall, Not to mention how wide she can strech her cunt the size of a chest of drawers, yes she's the biggest whore.. , i give her what she wants she calls me santa claus, me my elf and raindeer all went inside her loose cunt, she was like "it isnt enough" so we got your football team and a double decker bus, eboyd your one funny little toy, your gonna get destroyed when my missles are deployed, your fucked up man yo im serious your the only male, too have his period, your a thing of the past..like a hemorrhoid your nothing but a pain in the arse. this dude is sinister he use too be a minister, but now his unemployed cause he enjoyed little boys..all i can say is you got some sick habits........faggot lmao... Wow, this guy can rhyme...this guy can spit, but when it comes down to it, he'll make like a banana and split!!
Ya see, I cant even write for shit, but im still comin' with my bit. How can I wreck this bitch with my dick spit all over his mama's tit?
How can my shit be up to it, when this guys rhymes are bit, and im just biting clits...? Yeh atleast I tried..lol
http://www.youtube.com/user/EverGlazed?feature=mhum
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Friday, 04/Mar/11, 4:02 PM | Message # 349 |
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Erractic had the nerve to say "we" run the media/
You couldnt run shit even if ur bowels suffered bulimia/
You're a complete fail. Shits like you, I waste in few minutes/
I eat rappers like you. You're the shard with peanuts in it/
If Erratic swept me, he must be dreaming/
Cuz the only thing fluid coming from him is his wet dream's semen/
I got rhymes, he got lines that happen to fall short/
I'm blazin' year-round, you cool off in the fall, dork/
The day I fall off, is the day Erik move out his mom's house/ (Which is never!)
And I move in. It's only right since I'm his mom's spouse/
You kids can't beat me. I'm the bully in the sanbox/
I rampage thru your set like bulldozers thru a land plot/
Erratic needs to chill before his sporadic nature fails/
He's from the Klan, but he's Jewish? What's this, Clayton Bigsby 2012?/
This kid's confused. I sense a little homosexuality/
Two dudes sharing an account? And all he raps is beastiality?/
Maybe a shock to the heart will put him back into reality/
Cuz he thinks he's an MC. Quick! Someone check his rationality!/
Sick With It
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| Treach |
Date: Friday, 04/Mar/11, 4:18 PM | Message # 350 |
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"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
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| Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 2:16 AM | Message # 351 |
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Lord meth? how the fuck are you a lord?, You little fag i will chop in half
your vocal cord with a sword, An as im kicking your arse and all the locals
in your village laugh right before i pillage and leave a bloody path,
In all my raps you say i talk about beastiality?, read my other raps
i think your just confussed with your own fantasy, I bet this dude would
love to be a jew, And thats actually true, He raises up his fist and clenches
it tight, yelling "jewish pride!" and his family just wishes he dies, everytime
meth goes to a family reunion, they all duck and hide he feels sad on the inside,
each night slices his wrist with a knife, I bet you really listen to good charlotte
then try to act the hardest, but end up just seeming retarded, You don't want
to start shit, your a discrace to all african people, Your face makes susan boyle's
look beautiful, acting like he's so lethal at spitting, but I'll have you curled up
in the feeble position, I'll murder your family with fatal poisonings, Hey everybody
look at this guy, yo its lord meth......FAGGOT IN DISGUISEAdded (05/Mar/11, 2:16 Am)
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BURN!
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| Adam |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 3:47 AM | Message # 352 |
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your ordinary life style is not built to handle me/
so i'm gonna take this battle to a whole other galaxy/
yours fallacies are inert, putrid and obsolete/
my 4th dimensional counter attack will dangle you by your feet/
ill be in a safe zone but your body will be in naked space/
you'll bleed internally from the microscopic meteors hitting your face/
after a good 5 minute bathing in the sun's open crest/
ill squeeze fried alien chicken grease all over your chest/
you'll develop nipple fungus that reanimates broken cells/
so when I tear apart your body it will gradually heal itself/
it will be like a never ending horror story fed by manipulation/
ill turn you into a sock puppet and perform sexy masturbation/
you will be a slave to my wants and all my desires/
if i want chicken you'll cook it slowly with Hades scorching fires/
but one day I'll set you free, like its no hard feelings/
give you a dogie bag and home with a beautiful ceiling/
when you meet that special someone who's nice and fullfilling/
ill be your best man at your luxurious white collar wedding/
hell I'll even cut the cake with a face that stays grinning/
I'll even be the dj keeping the best records spinning/
then when you send me a letter that sings and cheers, what fun!/
detailing and feeling me in about your new born son/
ill pay a homely visit to congratulate your success/
wishing your happy endings turn out for the best/
just when your trust in me, like theres no secrets kept/
like my presence is something special that you'll never forget/
i'll cut the power to my augmented reality set/
wake you up from your dream, cause my planet you haven't left/
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 4:16 AM | Message # 353 |
Heads
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you're rhymes are a farce, you pullled those bars
out of your arse, you're the ghostwriter for bruno mars,
plus your the fuck head who started sars,
erratic watched once were warriors, and he broke down in sorrow
btw i'm drunk as fuck, i'll get morning wood and fuck you up tomorrow,
and you'll probably enjoy it,
you can't play games, coz you cum all on the joy stick
whenever you grab it, you're a sad little faggot,
and faggot happens to rhyme with erratic, how tragic is that shit
i'm writing this without thinking, while i'm busy drinking
you're a fake whore, i'm drumk and wasting bars, and in our battle i'll waste more
you rhyming's more of an injustice than race wars
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 8:49 AM | Message # 354 |
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im starting too think cause iv already burnt meth twice
and eboyd, your all taking shots at me, Its ok though for real "grab your sword and shield...and i'll meet you in the battle field" - 360 Added (05/Mar/11, 8:46 Am)
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or cause im jewish?....something you wish you were Added (05/Mar/11, 8:49 Am)
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okay re-reading eboyds rhyme...i didnt burn him
only singed him alittle, but meth i set on flames till he was
like my relative "ashes" (may there souls rest in peace)
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| Adam |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 12:05 PM | Message # 355 |
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ok so we all agree that i took erratic to whole other dimension and raped him right
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 12:12 PM | Message # 356 |
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Quote (Adam) ok so we all agree that i took erratic to whole other dimension and raped him right
No....just no...i didn't reply to your rap and burnt you like meth 
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 05/Mar/11, 2:06 PM | Message # 357 |
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He seriously thinks he burnt me 
Wat are you jewish people smoking nowadays???
Im bout to put this guy in his place... You know why I'm the lord, faggot. The nerve of this guy/
He hides behind two gay facades and I'm the faggot in disguise?/
His Erractic Method of burning me is low. No Highs/
The way I'm setting fire to his ass is like that Hitler guy/
I crush stones with my mind, no need to be physical/
But Ima slap you upside the head, fucker. So please be literal/
You're lyrical talent happens to rest at the lowest minimum/
Inglorious Bastard, reverse the end and this jew burns in the cinema/
I wreak shit alone. You need two weak MCs to rhyme/
No surprise seeing how you can hardly function near black guys/
I do agree that Jews control the media on a worldwide scheme/
God didn't help the Holocaust. After all, y'all r the illuminati/ (ILLUMINATI NIGGAAAA!)
You have the choice to get rocked from the gauge or shotty/
You're tactic of dissing is blide fire. My ways are godly/
I use steel and blow holes in human flesh in sections/
The only steel you held was the dildo u used with Methodz/ So take notes when I start spit-ing/
And case closed. Like R. Kelly I pissed over this sixteen/ (Flashback line  )
Sick With It
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| edgargangsta |
Date: Sunday, 06/Mar/11, 2:38 AM | Message # 358 |
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... ayo here I go with wickedslam dope now real boy in originl blood bow-
-Just incredible nice handzupintheair throw and I do it like tiger blow-
-so no homo my people allready know what I`m waitin` for when I`m lazy
sittin` at home or well chillin` in the hood glow with my homiez spinin`
true funky flow `bout gangsta crimetime life boss in my night dreams
I see sexy bitchez and how haters suck my big dick on great Hip-Hop beat-
-I`m tellin` you a story of professional MC shaolin perfect killa blade-
-Dangerous warning if stupid enemyz want war I will murda all of them toys
like animal shootin` gun basecamp Lochomie run like another respecttradition
-BONE soldier yo deadly shot in Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics lyric vision-
-burn hot on the serious mission I`m flyin` fucker and I don`t give a fuck
mutchafuckafatherlucky 1 2 `cause 2pac is my soulbrother outlaw truck-
-for the block who playin` hockey puck you know I`m sayin` from the young glock-
-I`m intelligent smile doctor in ghetto clock I rock her pussy hard so I start
my microphone chek rhymes in my time yo is part of my life so you can trust
in this fight and believe in my love ...
Gangsta
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 07/Mar/11, 0:49 AM | Message # 359 |
Heads
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Erratic-Methodz, you're an Aussie who's wreckless/
I'll fuck your style and when I finish, leave your girl with a pearl necklace/
Everglazed, I'm leaving you dazed for days and it's endless/
Nobody knows you. That's why your style is fake and you're friendless/
EmSeeD, there's nothing I need to say or do else to you/
I'll simply mention that reaming that I recently dealt to you/
Edgargangsta, there's not much I need to say but go practice/
I'll cut off your arms if you continue exuding this wackness/
So I ruined the reputations of these four emcees/
And like the first letter of their name, just as mine, I did it with E's/
But I have a few more to destroy from this page/
Re-arrange the stage and eviscerate them with rage/
There's LordMeth. Like his name implies, he's a drug lord/
Just like his product, his name gets smoked on anyone's accord/
And then there's Adam, the kid who spends his life on MSN IM/
He's probably crying right now and wondering where I am/
And why I'm not talking to him. See, he has no one else to talk to/
Don't you get why I put my MSN on lock, fool?!/
Now that I've mocked you all we can say without a doubt/
In battle I am the emcee who holds all the clout/
So unless you wanna step to me leave my name out of this/
I may be the only man that I doubt you'll diss/
But know that you must refrain or get your head decapitated/
I'm the true definition of when murders are rap related/
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Monday, 07/Mar/11, 10:42 AM | Message # 360 |
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Yeah see calm down people you got burnt by
a jew relax its ironic yes!..but just relax god
if you ever had a real battle you'd understand..... IT'S "Battle the person "ABOVE" you"....not "write boring verses to Erratic-Methodz"
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