El is actually T-EL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY5oAZUw7Ks&feature=channel_page

Nice One... I'm liking this battle a lot...

I pretty much figured that Mistaflo wouldn't do something wack like that... He has no reason to play games, he has a good head on his shoulders...

I did, however, have a feeling that El, and Jchillz were his boys.. And I guess i was right...lol

ANYWAY...

I've been out partying it up.... And I'm gonna sleep late tomorrow since I'm free...

So here goes my verse now... BLLLAAAAAPPPP!!!!!!

MistaFlo, i get your jokes, you're more of a comedian,
Its a very fine line to find, and sort out that median,
APPLAUSE sign in your booth, it's laughter you're after,
Comic-Relief slash Rapper, it's the former? or the latter?

I got a way with blades, even sharpen up my text to slay,
Minute Made, squashing Emcees squatting when there's rent to pay,
See-Thru Bitch gettin' burnt meltin' elastic, Render Ben Grimm-
Clobberin' Fists make a human torch out of MistaFlo Fantastic,

too gory for this children story, do i sense apprehension?
This is not Hip Hop Purgatory, This is Emcee Rap Detention,
my wallets been a full knot since my balls dropped, house bets,
most cats still live at home with their parents, like house pets,

you got as much paper, dude, as a prehistoric cave entombed,
It's Zero Paid, learn the difference between Brave and Fool
Before you're ID'd DOA, by doctors carbon dating your residue
This qualifies as a homework pass, you can miss a day of school,

I jammed a death sentence into my word cannon before I sent it,
Leave your paragraphs indented, At rest on petals heaven scented,
With a blood lust, I'm watching your jugular like a diamond necklace,
I am just one that won just, And I'll claim that vein, 'my precious'

I'm that cracker, u know, who the cheddar always better with,
Deeper than the sections of the Ocean where the trenches sit,
And Darker than the Dungeons Europeans kept their brethren in,
I'll take your style, make a better fit, Reentitle it Hip Hop Rhetoric.

Boy I had a hell of a night..... G'Nite Fella's

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^^^insomniac edited 4 punctuation marks

"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."

thrugh my dedication im sicker than doctor patients
u aint that ill...just testing the doctor's patience
i got a proclamation i preach it across the nation
u street ill toss u in the basement and have u talking to pavement!!

now u stalk in amazement like "is he that amazing"?
its ironic renders a dick..his balls smaller then raisins
i work trains, pack cargo and haul it in stations
nobody tryna hear yo "tracks" when you holla at stations!!

u sweet like annes///your flavor is almond rasin
in a fight u'd get striked and im palming ya face in
i got them all white BRICKZ, u can stop callin' ya mason
he aint say this "DID-DY? u cant start calling MACE-in

i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one...
this bitch got 99 problems but a dick aint one...
he take'm down the throat, bound to choke swallowing cum
eat a bullet matta fact nigga SWALLOW the GUN!!

i get ass..this nigga pay a dollar for buns..
im in the strip club..i'll slip a cuple dollars in buns
render i am better...start accepting the fact!
u not welcome, slip in the trap when u step on my mat!

fall on ya back, oh you back? welcome back, get dap
i been back like backs, i bend backs get dat?
i never "left"..stay right when im sipping the light
i chose the life getting ho's, a pimping delight

you cant see me...and really i stay in the light
ren u dont control the game...you aint playin it right
im definitely STRAIGHT but i do stay AROUND
check whats AROUND in ya surroundings, im prolly around

u got no "shot...except mines, prolly a round
that was head-ed for ya head, that was unproperly crowned
u the king? render please, save me the laugh.
u getting cream? nigga please. lets its placed on ya rash. lol

last verse..im through, tight spot here!!!

pay no mind to this guys votes he votes for people for no reason,

i just freestyled this up right quick.... Sorry MistaFlo and everyone for taking so long....

I'd give you my 2 cents, bums aint' worth the pittance,
While i Freestyle my raps, you open a tome full of writtens,
I'm not going all out, not cookin' it up, your raps is already thawed out,
no brains and you're all mouth, no house so you're all couch,
dump your body in the trashcan right above grouch,
High School Talent show Rapper, I bet your mom's proud,
Off the top, like barbershops, no preplanned verse to forget,
fumbling scripts onstage with T-El, playing career Russian Roulette,
You called me the king, peasant, my atomic weight is mad dense,
mista step in the ring, pleasant, and i leave him in past tense,
And I'm back to the future, Delorean Joe Bazooka,
you take the 'novel' approach to battle, my improv will suit ya',
I'll find new ways to fuck you like the book of Karma Sutra,
i heard you lying bout fishscale, get slapped like a fishtail,
carelessly careened into my realm, steer right into the guardrail,
Lets start at the top, your mic is a prop,
with a head like a balloon, you rappin is pop,
Better with Predicates, I relay gamma rays,
From the satellite to the cordless mic, settin the precedence,
I was busy gettin' paid and gettin' laid,
you hopin 4 change, like our new president,
Holier Smokes, I'll catch an el with the Pope,
Rend not a racist, but I'll certainly show you the ropes,
Elementary, I congratulate you for being wack,
Cocaine-Flo? It's time you graduated to crack,
Novacaine, no, but I'm still not feeling the track,
Trash, like me if i wasn't constantly raking in cash.
It's all my fault that I'm swimming in money like splash,
But I don't have time to make a play book with raw hooks,
So i gotta improvise, you comin' for the king and you all took,
you Brawl Shook, Render's aiming for the Queen and his two tard Rook's...

"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."