"If a guy messes with me, I shoot him with my load, all over his chest and face and down his throat." lawl
His first song actually had a great part. Given it's sexist and sarcastic as fuck, but he could really make this part flow: "I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my dick in your college degree, and I shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?" Man that cracks me up.