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Woman Sues Diddy For $900 Billion; Accuses Mogul Of Knocking
abanks47 Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 7:55 PM | Message # 1

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Woman Sues Diddy For $900 Billion; Accuses Mogul Of Knocking Down World Trade Center

A woman has filed a lawsuit against Sean "Diddy" Combs, accusing the Hip-Hop mogul of a variety of bizarre charges, including knocking down the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.

RadarOnline.com posted the outrageous lawsuit, which was filed by a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, who accuses Diddy, his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD victim Rodney King of being responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down," Turks claims in the lawsuit. "Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," the lawsuit reads.

The lawsuit also accuses Diddy, who raked in $30 million dollars in 2010, of stealing the woman's "chip" at a Casino in Mississippi.

“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in," Turks complained. "I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

The woman seeks $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for loss of income.

A hearing date has been set for Monday, January 31st.

In related news, Diddy has been tapped to play a detective on the updated version of the classic television show "Hawaii Five-0." Diddy plays a New York

Detective named "Reggie Williams," who comes to Honolulu to get even with thugs who have wronged his family.

According to reports, Diddy is currently undergoing weapons training with a Navy S.E.A.L. in preparation for the role.


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abanks47 Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 7:56 PM | Message # 2

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A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

Adam Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 8:21 PM | Message # 3

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is this for real or like some crazy lady going nuts, or some onion news kinda stuff?




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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 8:27 PM | Message # 4

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they've either mistakenly quoted Onion News or this is a mentally challenged racist lady who's obsessed with famous black men

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abanks47 Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 9:30 PM | Message # 5

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she aint even gotta be racist. i think she is just crazy.

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"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

abanks47 Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 9:30 PM | Message # 6

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lol 900 BILLION

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“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

Adam Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 9:33 PM | Message # 7

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how is 900 billion child costs.... like... yeah this is onion news.




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abanks47 Date: Friday, 28/Jan/11, 9:36 PM | Message # 8

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i think it is true. just stupid as fuck. this lady has smoked the worlds supply of crack

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

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