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The Secret's Out
TheWatcher Date: Monday, 03/Aug/09, 6:30 PM | Message # 1

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I ghostwrite lyrics for Lil Wayne.. Forreal.. Check this out I'm about to spit some hot fiyah, this will be me collabing with Wayne on his next mixtape.

So sit back, relax while I hit you with some lyrics.. Cheeeeeck it out..

Yo, I'm hot but still cold like metal, so call me a pepsi can..
Ain't no dude that can get a fat girl moaning quite like pepsi can..

This track is called Big and Hairy:

Verse 1: Lil Watcher

"I'm big and hairy, so call me a gorilla/I'm a werewolf, like MJ in Thriller/
Oh you ain't heard? I'm like that Jack the Rip Killer/I like hookers, write wack lyrics and drink Miller/
I'm so deep, I have niggaz usin google all day/And when I ain't writin I'm usin my AK like Dr. Dre/And then I get hot, like Spain/Niggaz say I ain't hot but they just hatin mayne/Simple and plain/
I'm insane with this lyrical game/So call me Jayceon or Acclaim/
You're so soft, I should call you a boob but I'm too real for that/
You trynna snatch my skittles? On the real? Niggaz get killed for that/I'm built for that/
Lyrical destruction/Yo I'm like KRS, so call me self Construction (Haha)/
And fuck you haters/I'll see you laters/I'm about to go 40x platinum, and you gone still be haters (get it? hahahahah)/ Yo Wayne, tell them dude's what's up.

Verse 2: Lil Wayne (Ghostwritten by Lil Watcher)
Check it yo, watcher dat was hot like pancakes/
I'm like pancakes/Something that a pan makes/ (Watcher: YEAH!!!)
I like pancakes/I'm something that a man makes/
I come from the land space/So call me that astronaut from toy story/
I'm so gory/You should call me an apple/
I'm an ill cat, so call me Garfield with aids/
I'm not white, so I guess you can't call me a page/ (Watcher: DAMN SON, HOT SIMILIE)
But I'm rich, so call me Bill Gates/
You son, you're just wack/
I'll eat you like that woman who eats people with some crack/
You can't fuck with me cause I'm like a punching bag, I've got no holes/
You, you're like Samuel Jackson, got no hoes/Or yo, you like hermione, you got no cloths/

Lil Watcher: Come on man you ain't got to say no more man it's over.. You killed it man..

Message edited by TheWatcher - Monday, 03/Aug/09, 6:33 PM
eboyd Date: Monday, 03/Aug/09, 6:36 PM | Message # 2

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Smh.... Lol! Taking IM convos to the next level haha! rofl

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

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