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embarrassing dates?
ThaScience Date: Friday, 01/May/09, 11:20 PM | Message # 1

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anyone got anything thy'll like 2 share.... dont b shy any dates gone wrong or if u saw a hot girl at a bus stop n she gave u signs n u froze up like a lil kid.. share it here:

ilikebacon3000 Date: Friday, 01/May/09, 11:36 PM | Message # 2

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Whats your absoulute favorite type of girl?
BLONDDDDEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
They are finnnnnneeeeeeee.


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Render215 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 0:52 AM | Message # 3

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i can't get with white girls.

Or white girls can't get with you? lol jk


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Render215 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 0:56 AM | Message # 4

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Are you not attracted to white girls, joker.? or just not attracted by the stereotypical attitude many of them display... Don't get me wrong.. All girls have attitudes... lol

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 1:11 AM | Message # 5

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See I love that whole little white girl attitude. I have happily steered 3 girls DIRECTLY from what they told me they WOULDNT do.
One of them specifically said,
"Im morman. I want to do that kind of stuff, but I know its wrong, so Im going to hold off." I ended up getting my dicked sucked by her.
Like idk I just like hard to get, because then I feel like I did something right.
And I like some black girls too! Its just where I live, most of them, (along with plenty of white girls) are just wayyyyyyyyy to easy for me.

Oh and I like fuckin with my freinds sisters. (Not literal fucking, just fucking around).
It pisses my freinds off so bad lol.


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Render215 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 1:12 AM | Message # 6

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In my experience... White girls have done everything i told them to... lol...

Maybe I'm persuasive.


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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 1:47 AM | Message # 7

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if u saw a hot girl at a bus stop n she gave u signs n u froze up like a lil kid

yep that exact thing happened to me sad


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Render215 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 1:51 AM | Message # 8

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I think girls from Puerto Rico are slammin' hot many times... Also Brazil... And I seen some smokin' hot Cambodian girls before... Fuck it.. I love em' all...
lol


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Render215 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 2:13 AM | Message # 9

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LMaoo let me make myself clear i would fuck a white girl no doubt but not date one

LMAO.. that's how i feel all the time... lol


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ilikebacon3000 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 2:15 AM | Message # 10

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uh okay i don't care your like 6 years old that shti is ugly

Wait so your saying 14 year old girls are by default, ugly?
Haha ok so im going to waste my time going after a 18 year old chick? No.
And do you think this girl is ugly?
I have 3rd hour block with her right now and I had a science class with her last semester. I swear on god shes 14.

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And yeah some brazillian chicks are fuckin hotttttttttttttttttttt


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ilikebacon3000 Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 2:21 AM | Message # 11

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Oh well crap I forgot that most of you are older.
Ok well yeah that makes sense, I shouldnt bother showing a pic or whatever. You cant have it anyways. Well I mean you could, but it isnt legal lol.
And thats how I am about like, older high school girls. Theres no point in chasing them, so I just ignore them.


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TheWatcher Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 5:20 AM | Message # 12

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"Im morman.

Is that He-man's brother? Never fear, More-Man is here.

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uh okay i don't care your like 6 years old that shti is ugly
ThaScience Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 8:55 AM | Message # 13

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ohh I just wrote out sme long text here n I accidently went back, n then it disapeared.. ok, embarrassing moments... many, theres been many... there was yesterday which i cant b bothered to write out again, it was kinda long.. but i recently Postponed a date, see i got no $$$ atm so i just havnt phoned the girl i said i would take her out like 3-4 wks ago happy i think that chance mght b gone... il try n share sme other stuff someother time mybe, as for which girls r the best, i would say mixed race girls (half european/african or jamaican) cool for european girls i would say swedish, n any girls from the mediteranian area.. n latina girls... as u can see in my sig. cool but this thread should b about sharing r most embarasing moments, so i dont feel like a complete fool.. n theres been many of those times i forze up at a bus stop with some girl sitting next to me.. those moments cant be counted on my hands..

Acekat00o Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 12:34 PM | Message # 14

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The most embarasing one is when the girl i was dating fainted ,we called the ambulance ,she was white like shit ,that scared the shit out of me ,one moment we was walking then BANG hit ther floor like a rock ,that shit was scary wacko

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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 12:52 PM | Message # 15

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lol nah chill im still in high school i just have a problem with younger girls can't look at them or even touch them

Fuckin' with a younger girl doesnt make you paedophile (of course if you know what I mean by "younger". LOL)

I had an embarassing moment... It was a suffering, not a date. She was sittin' in front of me. Bitch was blushing like she had a period. She didn't say a word, I was confused as a mafucka. Uggghhhh I hate, fuckin' hate shy girls. You can't fuck with 'em, can't make 68 with 'em, can't squeeze her naked tits (cos she's too shy to take off her bodice) and you can't even talk to 'em. Fuck that shy-ass shit.


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Message edited by El_Matador - Saturday, 02/May/09, 12:52 PM
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