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| Menace |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 11:16 AM | Message # 61 |
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Quote (El_Matador) okay so lets take this all in account your tall and you were fucking so you probably did one of those "oh shit i don't wanna cum in her" turn arounds which rely on quick reflexes and a quick turn with the abdominal region so you do one of those and while spermin i unno about you but my stuff can go far and at a high velocity so lets take in the velocity of your bust.so your cum would most likly have to hit a near by object or wall unless you were fucking on a stove with soup cooking.. which just sounds fucking retarded or if your sperm drips like drops from a foccide i unno lol scientist lookin for an evidence BUSTED !!! Joker busted you let's be real here LOL  he just handcuffed you and threw you in the police van you are just busted for lying LOL
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| El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 11:18 AM | Message # 62 |
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Quote (Menace) BUSTED !!! Joker busted you let's be real here LOL biggrin he just handcuffed you and threw you in the police van you are just busted for lying LOL biggrin yeah he busted me but I'd never let that fucker handcuff me. lol
I never spunked into that pot even tho I almost got jumped for that kitchen table I screwed
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| Uncharted |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 12:34 PM | Message # 63 |
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Quote (UniteC) moms woke up...and caught him then busted into the room i was innn LMAO
i ran out while trying to put my clothes on with my shirt off LOL and the stupid chicken head that was domin me up ran into the dark living room and tryed to HIDE under a glass table
(fuggin stupid chicken head i swear LMAO)
yall was gettin head while your friend's mom was in the house..that was stupid
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| UniteC |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 2:39 PM | Message # 64 |
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Quote (Uncharted) yall was gettin head while your friend's mom was in the house..that was stupid its was like 3 in the morning...
nuthing out of the ordinary... u never snuk into a chicks house when u were a kid?? cuz shit...i kno i did plenty of times haha we were kids man!
what DIDNT we do that wasnt stupid when we were young haha!! thats the fun in being a teenager..^_~ those were the good ole days..
"Flows got the breeze on my clothes got the scent of trees/
i lay back and blow sax like kenny G'g/" "Whole body blingin' like 3PO nigga..." 
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| 11thPlague |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 2:45 PM | Message # 65 |
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Quote (UniteC) its was like 3 in the morning...
nuthing out of the ordinary...
u never snuk into a chicks house when u were a kid??
cuz shit...i kno i did plenty of times haha
we were kids man!
what DIDNT we do that wasnt stupid when we were young haha!!
thats the fun in being a teenager..^_~
those were the good ole days.. He's only like 12 or 13 so he aint there yet
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| UniteC |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 5:58 PM | Message # 66 |
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Quote (11thPlague) He's only like 12 or 13 so he aint there yet oh that explains it then lol... enjoy your teen years...they go fast haha
"Flows got the breeze on my clothes got the scent of trees/
i lay back and blow sax like kenny G'g/" "Whole body blingin' like 3PO nigga..."
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| EAsports93 |
Date: Saturday, 06/Jun/09, 10:27 PM | Message # 67 |
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lol I'm turning 16 in a month so i plan on keepin my draws on but thanks for sharing i only made this thread because i was bored as hell and i mean BORED 
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| Render215 |
Date: Sunday, 07/Jun/09, 2:35 AM | Message # 68 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puPJgsxiaWA 
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 07/Jun/09, 3:59 AM | Message # 69 |
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 WHAT THE FUCK RENDER?
That song was fucking nasty..... And hilarious.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| EAsports93 |
Date: Monday, 08/Jun/09, 11:13 PM | Message # 70 |
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wow you don't jack off do you?
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 09/Jun/09, 4:13 AM | Message # 71 |
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Quote (EAsports93) wow you don't jack off do you?
No never I think jacking off is horrible and only people with no lives do it.
Of course I jack off.
not to a point where..... Im like the guys in the song.
(i know the song was a joke but Im just saying if someone was really like that, im nothing like them)
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| EAsports93 |
Date: Tuesday, 09/Jun/09, 11:23 AM | Message # 72 |
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well then you have no life because you just said that people who jack off have no life am i correct?
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Jul/09, 3:47 PM | Message # 73 |
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Russell, tell em about yours 
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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