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The dumbest things youve ever heard
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 1:27 PM | Message # 1 |
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Post the dumbest things youve ever heard here, whether in person or online. [on the sunject of a Bible printing company] Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?). The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English. It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 2:03 PM | Message # 2 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.  LOL tell me how will Romanians read the bible ?? if the official language is English ?? every people use the version they understand LOL and let me tell you something new the KJB is not actually accepted in the Christian world and your baptist/protestant churches are not actually recognized because at the last Council of Nicaea at the Seventh Ecumenical Council the KJB was dismissed and not to say about these baptist Churches they were rejected so speaking on a institutional level your bible and your denomination are false the only Churches accepted at the Council of Nicaea were the Catholic Church and the Christian Orthodox Church which i advice you to read the Orthodox version of the bible is more accurate then any bible you will read of course beside the dead sea scrolls
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 4:45 PM | Message # 3 |
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^Menace I didnt write that, just to let you know. It's a dumb thing i've read somewhere. Btw, if I am correct, English didn't even exsist as a leading language back in Jesus's time. THerefore Jesus probably didn't speak english. Meaning the ones they praise in the book the consider the word of god mis-translated everything because it was in Hebrew.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| El_Matador |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 4:59 PM | Message # 4 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) Btw, if I am correct, English didn't even exsist as a leading language back in Jesus's time. Yes, Jesus was rappin' in other language. Jesus & 12 Apostles Crew released dopest albums back in the days. Pioneers of christian gangsta rap and to be honest, Jesus was the hip-hop producer back then. And I put rhymes of 12 Apostles against any rapper, that stuff was soooooooooo dope! Quote (ilikebacon3000) Jesus probably didn't speak english man are you doubt it? loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ......................... fuck, I cant stop laughin' at that 
Jesus speaking English hahahahahahahahahaha
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 5:02 PM | Message # 5 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) Jesus probably didn't speak english. Jesus DIDN'T speak English. it's not probably, it's definitely. i believe he spoke Aramaic.
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 5:44 PM | Message # 6 |
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Quote (El_Matador) man are you doubt it? loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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I was 99% sure, but I had never read on it. But I knew that the orginal scripts werent in english so it made perfect sense if jesus spoke the same language of the scripts/
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| El_Matador |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 5:57 PM | Message # 7 |
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Man, process of separating english from other West Germanic languages had begun more than 500 years after Christ. There's no way for possibility like Jesus and his crew speakin english
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| ThaScience |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:02 PM | Message # 8 |
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Quote (eboyd) Jesus DIDN'T speak English. it's not probably, it's definitely. i believe he spoke Aramaic. come on E, was that even worth a response. lol
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:06 PM | Message # 9 |
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Quote (eboyd) Jesus DIDN'T speak English. it's not probably, it's definitely. i believe he spoke Aramaic. Israelite's speaking Aramaic ?? what ?? they spoke Ancient Hebrew  Jesus speaking English
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| ThaScience |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:12 PM | Message # 10 |
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Quote (Menace) they spoke Ancient Hebrew something didnt feel right as i agreed with E on that quote
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:14 PM | Message # 11 |
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Quote (ThaScience) something didnt feel right as i agreed with E on that quote
 MAN THIS WHOLE THREAD IS THE DUMBEST thing i ever saw i mean Jesus maybe speaking English all bibles being english Jesus speaking Aramaic Erik being straight ?? WHAT !!! oh please
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| ThaScience |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:15 PM | Message # 12 |
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lol
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| ThaScience |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:16 PM | Message # 13 |
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...then come to my, top 5 actors thread dennis
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:17 PM | Message # 14 |
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Jesus invented English
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 6:20 PM | Message # 15 |
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Jesus invented hippies
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