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ilikebacon3000

Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 7:58 PM | Message # 1

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Had to show ya'll...

Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.

Menace

Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 8:37 PM | Message # 2

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Tom Morello graduated in 1986 with a Bachelor of Arts degree in political science from Harvard. He moved to Los Angeles, where he first supported himself by working as an exotic male stripper.

Tom Morello has a degree in political science from Harvard University and he also worked as a male stripper . Its simply HILARIOUS .

ilikebacon3000

Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 9:50 PM | Message # 3

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Once upon a time, there was a man named Timmy Commerford who could hit a piece of wood with strings on it, and made it sound angry.
He then joined a band called Rage Against the Machine, where they inspired angsty 90's teenagers across AmeriKKKa!!!
His band raged against these machines so much, that they were invited to play at the MTV awards. Given they're anti-corporate media approach, they gladly accecpted, where they later destroyed TV's on stage which was TOTALLY symbolic.
Then Limp Bizkit (aka the worst/best fucking band on Earth) won the award for best band ever made, and little Timmy thought that this wasn't fair, so he turned into a little bitch and climbed this tower, while his gay partner in crime Fred Durst chanted, "This is phat man.."
This pissed off his lead singer Zack De La Rocha (see first post) because Zack didn't know that Timmy was sleeping with Limp Bizkit, so he decided to go out and quit the band with the wanna be Turntablist/male stripper Tom Morello and the drummer no one cares about. He was then replaced by faggot ass Chris Cornell so they could all see his black hole gape open wide (e-cookie if you catch that.. it's not difficult) and they changed their name to "SexSlave", or something like that..
Zack went on to realize that he fucked up so he made a techno band called One day as a Lion in honor of his love for beastality. He still gets together with Rage from time to time so they can inspire wanna-be punk rockers all over AmeriKKKa!!
This is what Timmy did at the MTV awards. PUNK ROCK!!!

/flaming.

Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.

s0dr2

Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 11:20 PM | Message # 4

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