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abanks47

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 3:05 PM | Message # 1

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This was one of the coolest movies I've ever seen. Anyone who is human should watch it. If you don't like it you have NO soul.

Movie was based off of a joke movie trailer Robert Rodriguez made for Planet Terror and there was so much feedback that he broke down and made it. Starring the Grizzled Danny Trejo and he is awesome as shit in that movie.

watch it! WATCH IT!

remember, you dont like you got no soul.

Trailer:

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

Treach

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 3:13 PM | Message # 2

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looks really fuckin stupid

"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
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abanks47

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 3:41 PM | Message # 3

Emcees

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you must have looked in a mirror than. jk but movie was sick as fuck at least IMO

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

Adam

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 6:13 PM | Message # 4

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eh it was actually pretty stupid. Only simple minds would be amused.

I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!

abanks47

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 7:25 PM | Message # 5

Emcees

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wow fuck you

it was a very entertaining movie plain and simple. it was not a spellbinding plot but the action was real good as is most rodriguez movies. fuck it didnt know everyone here was against action flicks

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

Adam

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 8:39 PM | Message # 6

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Quote (abanks47)

fuck it didnt know everyone here was against action flicks

we all learn something new everyday...

I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!

abanks47

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 8:47 PM | Message # 7

Emcees

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no we dont

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

EmSeeD

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 8:51 PM | Message # 8

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LMFAO looks funny as fuck i wanna see it, you people do realize the movie is supposed to be funny right?

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abanks47

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 8:56 PM | Message # 9

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and it was. it was fuckin awesome.

Segal is mexican, Cheech is a dual-shotgun wielding priest, trejo is an migrant worker with a history. perfect set up.

Guns, Swords, Blood, and actors. 5*

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

Ratmn

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 9:51 PM | Message # 10

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MOVIE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR!
It makes absolutely no sense, but it doesn't need to.
If you are a real man, you have to see this movie

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El_Matador

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 10:44 PM | Message # 11

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I've seen the trailer and list of actors. I love Don Johnson (no gay) since "Miami Vice" and "Nash Bridges". I can't wait to see this movie. Yo Tony, does it look like Once Upon A Time In Mexico? (cos if it does, it propably suck lol)

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

abanks47

Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 10:58 PM | Message # 12

Emcees

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no way. it doesnt look like that at all. its set up sort of like a corny action flick but on purpose. they spun it to make it cool if that makes any sense

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”