jeez louise man Have you ever cut yourself opening up your knife? = no, but once when i was cutting an apple
Have you ever had a pen break all over you? = nah
Have you ever held a marker for like a couple minutes and then find that you got marks on your damn elbow and shit? =hell yezzur
Have you ever once when you were a kid, when your taking a shower you kick your shorts up when they fall on your feet? = wtf?
Were you ever afraid to answer the phone call when its like pizza hut when you were younger? = u sure u dont have a history of mental illness in ur family?
Did you ever do that like grudge sound in the back of your throat before? = ahhhhhh oui oui
Have you ever though old teachers had a certain motherly sexiness to them? = wow man... you are READING my mind....yes i did