Oh god okay get this. I'm walking to class right and its crowded ass fuck, and theres this girl who I barely brush up against shoulders. And she goes crazy and starts cussing, and I didn't slap her, but I calmly asked "wtf is wrong with you bitch, did you just get back from being raped behind ihop for a stack?"
Have you ever wanted to just kick the fuck out of those roller backpacks which take up like two people spots in hallways?
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Message edited by Adam - Friday, 18/Sep/09, 11:06 PM
Uhh well I screamed like a bitch from the first The Amityville Horror film and that dude just pops out from the corner when that girl is running oh shit its so fucking scary
Have you ever drank like milk after eating an icecream and it the milk seems hot and tastes like shit.
never, but i got caught in the history watchin porn... but i said someone sent it to me...
OUCH... was that.... scary
have u ever been sexually abused?
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