"Y-O-U-R-A-F-A-G-G-O-T do you know what that means?
It means I wear a blouse
It means I like it hard
Two cocks suck hard Im a bad boy
Pull it out and I'll sit down
Pull it out and I'll sit down"

(Hook)
I understand you've been running from the land
they call japan they fly with zeros n eagles in the sky
with hurricane misslies leaving citys abandan

(this is also the pryde antheme)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
RAWR!

Thinkin of a master plan
Cuz aint nuthin but sweat inside my hand
So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent
So I dig deeper but still comin up with lint
So I start my mission- leave my residence
Thinkin how could I get some dead presidents
I need money, I used to be a stick-up kid
So I think of all the devious things I did
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, aint nuthin funny
Stop smiling, be still, dont nuthin move but the money
But now I learned to earn cos Im righteous
I feel great! so maybe I might just
Search for a 9 to 5, if I strive
Then maybe Ill stay alive
So I walk up the street whistlin this
Feelin out of place cos, man, do I miss
A pen and a paper, a stereo, a tape of
Me and eric b, and a nice big plate of
Fish, which is my favorite dish
But without no money its still a wish
Cos I dont like to dream about gettin paid
So I dig into the books of the rhymes that I made
To now test to see if I got pull
Hit the studio, cos Im paid in full

perverted version I made looooong time ago

Thinkin of a master clit
Cos ain’t no gap for me to commit
And you must admit we need to make it
I givin’ permit for big dick shit
So I start my mission - leave my villa
With my opposition horny as gorilla
I need pussy - I used to be a stick-a-dick-up kid
So I thinkin’ of juicy things I did
I used to rock the hole up, now I got to hollup
AIDS aint nothin' funny, take chips from my grammy
Gotta buy some latex until day is sunny
Now Im using condoms cos Im righteous
I wanna fuck – so maybe I might just
Search from the ass to cock
Its enuff hard – maybe I could rock the spot
So I searching thru the street – lookin' for hoes
To give em some high-pressure blows
A PEN and a pussy, mussy and juicy
Me and my hoe and big fussy
Glass of sperm, she was a pro' firm, she had no germ
So open up ur gap, its time for invade
Cos I dont like to dream about gettin laid
Watch my blade drillin’ and my balls playin serenade
She was ridin' and testin' my bull
And I bussed on her face - that was a Laid In Full

When I'm alone in my room sometimes I jackin' hardly off
My cock still tellin' me I'm doin' it too rough
Tellin' me too I need a hoe who's elastic like my flow
for the first time in my life, I see I need hoe
There I was giggling about the state of masturbate
Bustin' a nut before a dinner on my mama's plate
My nut needs relate, on many faces in various places
To avoid rape's cases
My name is LL Cool J, and I wanna play not like a gay
Appreciate that I chose this way
So, really doe, lemme pull off my pants and show
That I really need hoe

I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more family feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said, you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin head
Mister, who is that?
Eh yo, the Wu is back
Makin niggas go boom boom boom boom, like on supercat (cat)
Me fear no one, oh no, here come
The Wu-Tang Shogun, killer to the eardrum

My remix (coming straight from the official brothel of shaolin, they had brothel since other warriors started to use flying guillotine)

I be bustin, disgusting, my cock is awesome
With my thumb in your ass like Marilyn Manson
And the survey says - you raped by mace
Like Peter North exploded all over your fuckin face
Mr.... Who was that? Ayyo! The Pervert is back!
When you running from the cannon of Mr. Supercock
Me-rape-everyone, oh no, look, here come
Sperm-shotgun, killer for your mum

HOOK:

IF YA WANT SEX THEN BRING THE COCKUS
RHHF GOT SEXY BOYS TO FUCK WITH!