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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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 go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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Adam Date: Sunday, 29/Apr/12, 0:26 AM | Message # 406

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 It was a nice conversation that ended abruptly... can't I post a nice convo once in a while. Does it always have to involve sexual innuendos and shit?



I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Treach Date: Sunday, 29/Apr/12, 7:46 AM | Message # 407

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^ i bet that dude went to go fap lmao

he probably disconnected when he finished bro
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
Treach Date: Sunday, 29/Apr/12, 7:54 AM | Message # 408

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It was a nice conversation that ended abruptly... can't I post a nice convo once in a while. Does it always have to involve sexual innuendos and shit?

that was a fine read, i wonder why your partner disconnected like that..
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
Adam Date: Sunday, 29/Apr/12, 12:59 PM | Message # 409

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that was a fine read, i wonder why your partner disconnected like that..


Did you look at the youtube video I linked him? lol

you really enjoyed reading that as opposed to the stupid ones sodr does?



I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Treach Date: Sunday, 29/Apr/12, 4:47 PM | Message # 410

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you really enjoyed reading that as opposed to the stupid ones sodr does?

yeah i didnt mind reading it at all.. i wanted to check out the link but i cba to type it out lol... link me or tell me the name of the vid please?
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
Greeny Date: Monday, 30/Apr/12, 4:32 AM | Message # 411

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 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwMc91DQXHU
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s0dr2 Date: Wednesday, 02/May/12, 12:27 PM | Message # 412

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 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 just locked eyes with Stranger 2 across a bar, GO.

Stranger: That's no a question.
Stranger: *not
You: who cares
You: lets just go with the flow
You: im i # 1 or 2
You: can i pleaaaaaase be #2
Stranger: Go ahead.
You: i wanna be #2! i wanna be #2!
You: alright haha
You: heck yeah
You: alright
You: word so u just locked eyes with me
You: *feels butterflies in my stomach*
You: *hopes he approaches me*
Stranger: Dude, I'm a she.
You: (ill be a girl btw even tho im a guy)
You: IDC YOU PRETEND YOUR A GUY
You: NO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HAHAHA I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA
You: ill pretend to be a girl
You: and u also be a girl
Stranger: That I hit you with a frying pan?
Stranger: Like in Tangled?
You: it will be a gay experience
You: lol wat
You: no no no
You: violence is not the answer
You: and Tangled is not the movie
Stranger: *hits stranger 2 with a frying pan and giggles maniacally*
You: get into japanese new wave sista
You: wow hey guy who asked the question
You: see how stranger aint making this fun
You: oh well
Stranger: That's because your typing makes my soul die :(
You: *begins to cry in front of everyone at the bar*
You: wait its a club rite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Greeny Date: Friday, 11/May/12, 1:35 AM | Message # 413

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 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fuck

Stranger: F or m

You: I lost my panties

Stranger: F or m

You: :(

Stranger: F or m

You: Now I'm COMPLETELY naked

You: :S

Stranger: U horny

You: I am now

Stranger: U wanna facetime andd rub ur clint for me

You: clint? lo

Stranger: How old are u

You: 19

Stranger: 21

You: I am putting my panties back on

Stranger: M

You: You're not very charming tbh

Stranger: Why

You: Not very subtle

You: I am putting jeans on

Stranger: My dick is 13 in

You: I am searching around the room for my bra

Stranger: I will send u a pic

You: found it under my pillow

You: now it's on

Stranger: My dick is huge

You: Putting on my top

Stranger: Me and u anal

Stranger: Anal

You: Putting on second pair of pants

Stranger: I live in cali

You: And a sweater

Stranger: Ha ur funny

You: Putting my jacket on

Stranger: Wat do i have to do to turn u on

You: I like ice cream :)

Stranger: U want sum semen ice cream

You: Realizing I forgot my socks upstairs

You: walking up the stairs to get them

Stranger: Not enen lol

You: putting socks on

You: going downstairs to find shoes

Stranger: Im jacking of and about to cum

Stranger: I just cummed

You: found shoes, getting in them

Stranger: All over my dick

You: opening door

Stranger: U wanna skype so u can see my dick and cum

You: getting outside

Stranger: U wanna suck my dick

You: closing the door

Stranger: Im gonna cum in ur gaping buthole

You: a car pulls up

Stranger: Whos car

You: There are 4 raggy looking niggers in it

Stranger: Get sum dick

You: They got guns

Stranger: O shit nigga

You: Ak-47s and shit

Stranger: Hahah fuck u ur not a girl

You: One nigger points an uzi on me

You: He shoots

You: I'm dead.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:)
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