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The OMEGLE Thread
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 03/Jul/10, 4:24 PM | Message # 376 |
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Quote (EmSeeD) lmao what happened there?
his mom walked in on him about to cyber 
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 06/Jul/10, 3:25 AM | Message # 377 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wetchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You: guess what song that is
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: no clue
You: hahaha omg i love you!!
You: its by sigur ros
You: anyways
You: like how are you?!!?
Stranger: u fail hard dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Sunday, 15/Aug/10, 6:19 PM | Message # 378 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Luke, I am your father.
You: dude
You: hi
You: like totally
Stranger: xD
You: word
Stranger: You are cool
You: shanks
Stranger: What's up?
You: so art thou
You: trying to cyber in here...
You: bi*T@$s be crazy
You: asl
You: yo
You: YO!
Stranger: Haha, okay
You: there you are
Stranger: 15
Stranger: Canada
You: uh oh
Stranger: female
You: youre too young to be in a place like this
You: lol
You: you didnt disconnect when i said i was looking to cyber O_O
You: hahaha
Stranger: Nu uh!
Stranger: I know xD
You: well to be fair im not much older
Stranger: But you seem cool, and im not going to
You: oh wow
You: that really boosts up my self esteem
You: so...you dont wanna cyber?
You: *awkward pause*
Stranger: Haha. no
You: haha
You: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
You: fine by me
You: so like...............do you have a bf
Stranger: yeah
You: word
You: is he hot
Stranger: no
You: :OOOOOOOO
You: then...pourquoi?
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i dunno
You: wow lmao
You: did u tell him?
You: then why are you wiht him
Stranger: No
Stranger: Cause he is really sweet
You: you are....decietful.....kinda
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: how cute is that!
Stranger: xD
You: you see yourself with him in the future though?
Stranger: Yeah, i do
You: have you guys ever done the shhhh-BOOM?
You: bedroom boom
Stranger: xD
Stranger: No
You: boom boom
Stranger: He doesn't live near me
You: aw
You: that sucks
Stranger: I know :/
You: what are you listening to?
Stranger: Kids. Screaming. Gaaaah.
You: here let us both listen to this song as we converse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBgQezOF8kY
You: oh i hate that
You: every morning you know what i have to put up with?
Stranger: What do you have to put up with?
You: little girls screaming JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (she's my 8 y/o neighbout)
You: i wanna shoot them all actually
Stranger: Ouch. That sucks!
Stranger: xD!
You: how about you listen to that song
Stranger: No, what's it called?
You: -_-
You: nvm
You: oh let me ask you a question
Stranger: Go ahead
You: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
You: can i ask you anything?
Stranger: sure.
You: (i am a stranger after all)
You: lol
Stranger: Exactly xD
You: ever had a crush on another girl?
You: cummooooooooooooooon admit it
Stranger: Once.
You: :O
You: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Stranger: xD
You: was she hot
Stranger: Yup
You: i bet she was fine
Stranger: Yeah
You: lol
Stranger: She lived in my house for 5 months
You: did you think of her often?
You: really? why is that
You: she homeless or something?
Stranger: Echange student
You: btw just to let you know i kinda have a semi poner
You: not to creep you out or anything
Stranger: Lol, good too know...
You: is that sarcasm?
You: lol
Stranger: Yup.
You: :'(((((((((((((((
You: oh well
Stranger: xD
You: its fading
You: LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE
You: your sarcasm has hurt me 
You: its gone, RIP
Stranger: I have to go. It was nice talking too you. Seriously. It actually was. No sarcasm there
You: Stranger is typing...
You: DUDE
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YOU DONT HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLZ DONT LEAVE ME
You: IM NOT A CREEP I PROMISE
Stranger: I gotta, sorrry
You: F*%#^&*(@^ YOU SLUT
Stranger:
You: forgive me
You: one more question
Stranger: Fine. One.
You: k
Stranger: FASTER.
You: have you ever had any sexual
You: with your exchange
You: that girl
Stranger: Nope.
You: just thoughts?
Stranger: Byyeeeeeee 
You: like jacking off thinking of her?
Stranger: I am a girl. xD
You: you know what i mean
Stranger: Yes.
You: really?
Stranger: But I have to go.
You: ok my hearts beating faster
You: ok fine
Stranger: Seeeee yoooou laaaaater
You: as you wish
You: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Monday, 16/Aug/10, 4:46 PM | Message # 379 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: :'(
You: i could cry right now
You: she discnnected on me man
You: we were hittin it off pretty nice
Stranger: 18, female from Ohio here....how are you?!
You: BAD!
You: well, she was also 18 f usa
Stranger: I hate creeps, so please go to my FB profile through here. Then send me a message and I will respond if I know who you are - fbprofilefinder.info
You: so u know what
You: oh my
You: not a bot
You: ....................................
Stranger: I am horny but I hate creepy guys...contact me ASAP....
You: FML.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 29/Oct/10, 11:12 AM | Message # 380 |
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i am not gay, i am not gay You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: howdy
You: asl
Stranger: 21 f
Stranger: you?
You: 19 f
You: whre r u from
Stranger: london
You: ?
Stranger: you?
You: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
You: canada
You: are you bi/lesbian?
Stranger: bi
Stranger: how bout you?
You: nice
You: bi
Stranger: cool 
You: have u ever done anything with a girl?
Stranger: yeap
You: :O
You: like what?
You: all ive done is just kiss girls
Stranger: lick her pussy, finger her, make out
You: fuck
You: thats hot
Stranger: yeah i know
You: who was it
Stranger: i've been sooo horny the enitre day
You: r u horny now
Stranger: yes
You: what kind of porn do u watch
You: lesbian i assume
You: haha
Stranger: well, depends on my mood actually
Stranger: what tpe do you watch?
You: oh
Stranger: type'
You: lesbian, lesbian, lesbian
You: haha
Stranger: haha, where do you go to watch?
You: here ill send u a link
You: wetpussy.com, or tjoob.com
Stranger: sure
You: [insert lesbian link here]
You: what do u think about that
Stranger: alright alright let me check them out first
You: ok
You: r u in the mood for lesbian now?
Stranger: haha yes ..:)
You:
You: do u have a picture?
Stranger: the link that you sent me, i have to download the video?
You: nooo
You: just let it load and play
Stranger: you sure?
You: yes lol
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: oo i love how they rub their pussies against one another
You: yes
You: i love their moaning
You: it gets me soooo wet
Stranger: yeah that too
You: how wet are you right now
Stranger: you have no idea
You: hahaha
You: my pussy is so wetttt
You: are you masturbating?
Stranger: yeah me too... ive been horny the enitre day
You: samee
Stranger: entire'
Stranger: no, not yet atleast
You: oh
You: want to masturbate together?
Stranger: you/
You: i started
Stranger: definitely
You: i wish i was there with you right now...
Stranger: me too
Stranger: it would be soo hot
You: i knowww
You: mmmmmmmmmmmm
You: feels so good
Stranger: you completely naked?
You: almost, one sec
You: okey
You: im naked right now whbu
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: will anyone catch you naked?
You: fuck
You: maybe
Stranger: who?
You: my dad :S
You: but im not worrying
You: what about u
Stranger: lock the door
You: yea
Stranger: no, my roomates are out
You: nice
You: are they bi too?
Stranger: no
You: aww
You: if only i was ur roomate
You: we could do this every night :P
You: are you still watching the video?
Stranger: haha, i'd really wish so
Stranger: no
You: what are you doing
Stranger: trying to find other stuff to masturbate to
You: lol
You: you must be really horny
You: [insert lesbian link here]
Stranger: yeess
You: here watch that
You: im watching it right now
Stranger: alright, one sec
Stranger: hoot..
You: yea
Stranger: check this video out, its not porn or anything but i really wanna make out with her
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrkFUqvto6o
You: ok
Stranger: what do you think?
You: omg shes so beautiful
You: and hot :P
Stranger: exactly... shes really hot
You: im so horny, this is too much
Stranger: me toooo....
You: fuck
Stranger: you planning to cum while masturbating?
You: yess
You: im so close
You: im watching ur video
Stranger: lucky you
Stranger: oh, haha
You: wbu
Stranger: yea im also watching that video
You: are you masturbating to it
Stranger: the part where shes in underwear
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: you gonna cum?
You: im cumming noww
Stranger: aww, youre so lucky
You: lol
You: feels incredible
Stranger: how was it?
Stranger: oh, haha
Stranger: you gonna masturbate somemore?
You: sometime later
You: when im really horny again
Stranger: haha, i wish i was there with you
You: me too
Stranger: how many fingers had you in your pussy?
You: 3
You: wbu
Stranger: nice...
Stranger: im at two
Stranger: going to 3 now
You: btw
You: im a guy just to let u know
Stranger: are you serious??
You: *looks down*
You: yeah...
You: why
You: how do u feel
Stranger: youre joking right?
You: are you broken?
You: deep down inside?
Stranger: yes...
You: why?
You: i touhgt u liked guys
Stranger: i really thought you were a girl like me
You: too bad
You: lol
Stranger: youre heartless
You: but it sure was fun though
You: wasnt it?
You: how?
You: if u really like guys then u wouldnt care
You: but now i see ur a lesbian :P
You: haha
Stranger: i was in the mood for a girl
You:
You: forgive me?
Stranger: ok....
You: cool...
Stranger: cause im a guy too btw
You: are you still masturbating?
You: lol
You: thats why u called me heartless
Stranger: but no matter what gender we are, that kelsey girl is hot
You: yea
You: but the fact of the matter is ur a female...
You: lol
Stranger: im a guy
You: which is why it takes u a long time to cummm .right
You: lol
Stranger: that explains why you wanted my pic
You: why not?
Stranger: who doesnt want a girl's pic/
You: yea cause girls are hot
Stranger: yea
Stranger: so whats really your asl?
You: 18m usa
You: urs?
Stranger: 14 m london
You: lol
Stranger: this is awkward
You: no it isnt
You: cause ur a female
You: lol
You: arent u?
You:
You: did i just cyber with a dude?
Stranger: I AM A FUCKING GUY DAMN IT
Stranger: and yea
Stranger: thats why its awkward
You: dang nab it
You: ...............
You: well at least we jacked off to GIRLS......
You: thats all that counts
You: right?
You: *gulp*
You: RIGHT!??!?
Stranger: lol yea thats true
Stranger: YESS
You: indeed
You: we're not gay
Stranger: kelsey is soooo fucking hot damn
You: not that theres anything wrong with that
You: indeed
You: because she has boobies and breasts and vagina....like all girls do because we are guys attractd to girls not guys
Stranger: yes yes, we are guys
You: lol
You: im not worried
You: are you?
Stranger: who like girls
Stranger: no
You: cool
Stranger: why should i be sheesh
You: word man
You: word
Stranger: AWKWARD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 30/Oct/10, 4:26 AM | Message # 381 |
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ROFL  sodr you just had cyber sex with a 14 year old boy from london, i had a feeling he was young when he wasn't sure if he had to download the videos from the porn site or just watch them 
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 30/Oct/10, 7:17 AM | Message # 382 |
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haha, nice and congrats on reviving this thread (after having been the person that killed it and repeatedly bludgeoned its lifeless corpse )
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 30/Oct/10, 3:17 PM | Message # 383 |
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Quote (eboyd) congrats on reviving this thread (after having been the person that killed it and repeatedly bludgeoned its lifeless corpse ;) )
xDDDDD Quote (EmSeeD) i had a feeling he was young
i had a feeling he was a guy when i asked him what he had done with girls... smh
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 01/Nov/10, 9:32 PM | Message # 384 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: V
Stranger: 20 male usa
You: 18 nigga mississippi
You: wat it do amne
You: mane*
Stranger: chillin u
You: im chillin, you nervous indeed, im smokin weed zonin
Stranger: im not nervous
Stranger: what would i be nervous about
You: causes im a nigga
Stranger: so
You: from mississippi
Stranger: im from ny
You: and u know how we kountry $$$$$$$type niggas how we do
Stranger: yeah so
You: the fuck you do then nigga since you so fuccin hard to get to
Stranger: im a firefighter
Stranger: and an emt i dont get nervous
You: nigga im a firefighter, police man , rapper, beat nigga, crack dealer. coke dealer, weed dealer nigga......if u hatin sue me
Stranger: im not hatin im chillin
You: oh that was just in case dawg, you know how niggas be on omegle, faggot niggas suck my balls through my draws
Stranger: lol what kinda trees u sell
You: oyster, black, that jamaican shit nah mean
You: even that african sahara ancient shit
Stranger: na i feel u i got a nice j of purp rolled up just wating to be sparked
You: niggas be havin them baby bitch ass lighters to light up dey weed, i have them lighters dat niggas be barbequeing wit to light up my weed
Stranger: its all about the bic bro
You: bic is like a dyke, my lighters put that lesbian in frieght
You: how you like my rap skills nigga??? aint dey gutta gutta??
Stranger: na man no need for that big ass lighter
You: dude hold up, imma show you the type of weed i sell and you will understand
Stranger: how im in ny
You: i bribe the po po wit dis shit dawg
You: imma show you through pics dumb niga
You: nigga
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 01/Nov/10, 11:15 PM | Message # 385 |
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lol nice
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 05/Nov/10, 6:34 AM | Message # 386 |
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You/Stranger: (random crap)
Stranger: that last link is her video. she's so gorgeous
You: im watching it now
You: u must really like her lol
Stranger: who wouldn't like her!
You: are you horny now?
Stranger: imagine you're sitting on the bed and i come behind you and move the hair from your neck and start kissing your neck slowly
Stranger: then i put my hands around your body and feel you
You: wow
You: youre getting me wet u know...
You: so u are haha
Stranger: you're 34c right? i'm b only, 32b. then i lay you back on the bed pin you down and stare into your eyes
Stranger: what colour are your eyes
You: brown
You: i love u
Stranger: and i look into your brown eyes and kiss them. and kiss your cheeks and your forehead
You: i wish i was there with you right now lol
Stranger: then i run my fingers through your hair and kiss your mouth. i wish you were here too
You: how i wish you were here <33
You: im so wetttt
Stranger: then i bite your lip gently and feel your neck and kiss your mouth and introduce my tongue
Stranger: i massage your tongue with mine and feel your teeth
You: id be all over you...
Stranger: then i go down and take off your top and take off mine
You: wow
Stranger: and i'd feel you through your bra and hug you
You: ur good at this uve done thisbefore havent u
Stranger: then run my hands down the length of your arms up to your shoulders and kiss your bra. i've not done it before but i had one good bf you know
You:
You: how wet are you right now?
Stranger: then i'd take put my hands around you and unhook your bra and take it off you slowly
Stranger: i'm so wet right now
Stranger: ♥
You: same omg
Stranger: then i'd stroke your breasts and kiss them slowly and grab you at your hips
You: mmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: then i'd kiss your nipples and
Stranger: put them in my mouth and get them really hard
You: love it
You: then i kiss yours right?
Stranger: ya, i'd let you undress me and you can kiss me
You: my imagination is going wild right now<33
Stranger: then i'd move down and kiss your tummy and your bellybutton
You: mmm
Stranger: then i'd feel your legs through your pants and run my hands down to your socks and take them off you. then run them up your legs and unbutton and unzip your pants slowly and pull them down off you slowly
Stranger: then i'd kiss your panties and feel your bare legs
You: keep talking girl u know exactly how to turn me on
Stranger: and i'd put my hand to your inner thighs and up to your panties and kiss you
You: oh im so wet u have no ideaaaa
You: can i masturbate to this?
Stranger: then i'd feel your hips with my hand and stroke you. masterbate all you want please! ♥
You: i cant help it lol
Stranger: i'd have ellie goulding playing in the background too. then i'd pull down your panties slowly and kiss your pussy
You: love you too ♥♥♥
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: oh yeah
You: are you masturbating?
Stranger: then i'd spread your legs so i can get into you then i'd run my tongue down from your lower tummy down your pussy and up to your clit and lick it hard. i'm masterbating too!
You: im listening to ellie right now...
Stranger: i'd lick oyur clit really hard then suck it. then i'd move my tongue doen and put it into you pussy slowly and get in in as far as i could and really pleasure you.
Stranger: and i'd rub your hips and legs with my hands while doing it
You: youre already pleasuring me <3333
Stranger: then i'd move my hands up your body and feel your breasts and kiss your nipples and breasts
You: i want your hanf
You: hands all over my body
You: haha
Stranger: then i'd kiss your neck and feel your hair and smell your hair
Stranger: and lean my body on yours. on top of you.
Stranger: and feel your lovely breasts on mine
You: lov e it
Stranger: and i'd french kiss you passionately
You: mmmmmmm
You: feels so good
Stranger: then i'd move my right hand down to your pussy and tickle your clit really hard in the right spot
Stranger: and get you sooo wet.
You: like i am right now
Stranger: then i'd move my hand down and put my middle finger in you and slowly finger you
You: please!
Stranger: then i'd put my two fingers in and kiss you and quicken it up
Stranger: and kiss your neck
Stranger: i'd really finger you hard and get you screaming
You: id love to hear u moan too
Stranger: and feel my body on yours and your heart beating
You: ♥
Stranger: then i'd keep fingering you and move my left hand down to your lower back and feel your ass
You: mmmm
Stranger: and press you to me
Stranger: then i'd move it to your lower back and hold you
Stranger: and i'd move my right hand up and rub your clit gently and firmly and kiss your nack
Stranger: neck*
Stranger: and french kiss you
Stranger: and make you orgasm
You: im close to coming
Stranger: then i'd hold you to me and keep fingering your clit
Stranger: really hard now
You: love you so much
Stranger: then i'd pull you body close and feel it and kiss you
You: feels so incredible omg
Stranger: and i'd bite your ear gently and kiss your neck
You: youre too much
You: rrighttt noowwwww
Stranger: and whisper "you're beautiful" into your ear and feel your pussy with my right hand and oyur ass with my left
Stranger: then i'd put my hands around you and hold you and kiss you
You: wow
Stranger: and feel your pussy wet and hot on my thigh
You: mmmmm
Stranger: and i'd kiss you and feel your back with my hands
You: i just came
You: i just wanna be with you right now and kiss you forever
Stranger: and run my hands up the sides of your body
Stranger: wow! and i'd pull you under the sheets and hold you
Stranger: and lie you on your side and i'd lie on my side and look at you and kiss you
You: and id never let go
You: yesss
Stranger: and i'd feel your ass and your back
Stranger: and lock our legs together and feel your pussy on my thigh
You:
Stranger: then i'd feel your neck, pull your body close and feel it
You: who ARE you, where have u been all my life <33
You: im listening to you're biggest mistake right now
You: i cant feel no better
Stranger: i'd hug you and kiss you and rub my legs on yours
Stranger: like that?
You: love everything u have no idea
You: and srry for not giving much lol
You: im new to this
You: but it is incredible
You: did u come yet?
Stranger: you can practice it on someone i suppose. i'd love to do it to a girl and feel every inch of her. i hate the way guys are so sick with cumming and... other things!
You: yea i no
You: its not as passionate as this is
Stranger: italians do it better haha!
You: xDDDDDD
Stranger: would you do that to a girl you liked?
You: after this, id love to experience it
You: like you said things i never thought of before haha
You: but in real life i dont know if id be scared or not
Stranger: i've compiled the stuff i liked my exes did i suppose. if you had a girl in real life you'd definitely do that! how could you be scared especially if you really love them and they're hott! you can put ellie goulding in your ipod now yeah?
You: im downloading her album now
(random crap about music)
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vaBWmnRrl8
Stranger: ('d kill for her wardrobe also haha)
You:
Stranger: i saw her not long ago on the burger queen tour she would give you bloody goosebumps! in portsmouth ♥
Stranger: don't you just love that interview?
You: im still watching i love it
You: its like an emma watson interview <3
You: btw ive seen just about all her interviews on omegle
You: i love her so much
You: i know you said you dont like guys, but i cant really let you say that. while I dont have their parts, I feel like I strongly identify with men
You: I know this sounds cliche, but I feel like a man trapped i na womans body
Stranger: really. just some are nice i suppose. i'm not putting them down i just have bad experiences with some. girls are better i think. if you feel like that i bet you'd love her song "girls"
You: jk im a guy
You: how does that make u feel...
You: gone?
Stranger: what do you want me to do now fucker?
You: meaning...?
You: we both still had a good time, right?
You: whats the difference if i have a penis or a vagina?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. DIRTY LITTLE SLUT GOT OWNED!! i went to bed that night listenin to wilco not regreting a single thing
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Treach |
Date: Friday, 05/Nov/10, 10:11 AM | Message # 387 |
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^wow
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 3:04 AM | Message # 388 |
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Cool Omegle story here.. I was going from convo to convo saying "This is god. Is there anything you'd like to ask me?" I ran into one person, we ended up having a real conversation for like 3 hours, she added me on facebook, and now we talk everyday. She's from Norway but she speaks near perfect english. She's fucking hot as hell, too. She's only 2 years older and is coming to the states next fall for school, and she said she'd come visit me for a few days. She (apparently) is going to send me her panties and some naked pictures in the mail.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 4:21 AM | Message # 389 |
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o_O
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 6:39 AM | Message # 390 |
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^
 (on the left)
 You're saying you wouldn't want her pictures and stuff?
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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