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The OMEGLE Thread
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
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| HateMainstreamMusic |
Date: Monday, 01/Mar/10, 12:10 PM | Message # 361 |
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: f
Stranger: how old?
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: want to have some fun? 
Stranger: im m
Stranger: 19
You: i'm a bit busy popping my herpes then we can have a webcam chat
Stranger: lol
You: i have small tits though... but asshole is nice and stinky if you like that
Stranger: show me a pic?
You: sure
Stranger: now?
You: yeah heres a link http://media.photobucket.com/image....9ee.jpg
Stranger: got a pic of your pussy?
You: yep wanna see?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: show me;)
Stranger: ?
You: wait i'm finding my pic
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.hpv-genital-warts-pictures.com/image-f....y-2.jpg
You: i put mine on there cuz i needed help
You: they told me to pop to the herpes than pour soap in them
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 1:35 AM | Message # 362 |
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^LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO (Note: I don't want you to get in trouble for linking porn. I think if any admin notice it, they should let it slide. It wasn't really.... Like, sexual..)
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 3:40 PM | Message # 364 |
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You: Im going to hang myself in 3 seconds
You: have a good life
Stranger: same.
Stranger: see yu in hell
Graffiti
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 3:47 PM | Message # 365 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can i stay at youre place for a few days ?
Stranger: can i stay at your also?
You: you like trade our houses ?
Stranger: i live in a box so yeah ok
You: atleast you have internet there
Stranger: no im actually at one of those places where they let you use the compputer
You: guess where i'm living ?
Stranger: where?
You: Antarctica study lab
You: nice weather here
Stranger: nice
You: u ever been to antarctica ?
Stranger: yup i swam with polar beers
Graffiti
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 4:52 PM | Message # 367 |
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Rappers
Posts: 3900
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you should have got some nudes
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 6:59 PM | Message # 368 |
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btw that girl is OBVIOUSLY bi jeez, if a man caressing another man's body and stimulating his genitals via his partner's body, and THIS GETS ME OFF, then I AM BI (assuming i like girls as well) !!  Added (10/Mar/10, 6:46 PM)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a girl, im 18 and im horny as fuck!
You: im a boy, im 18 and i just jacked off
You: so im not horny anymore lol
Stranger: COOOOOL
Stranger: -_-
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (10/Mar/10, 6:59 PM)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: hahahaha omg its soooo nice to meet you!!
Stranger: asl?
You: how are you
You: im 18 malee
You: how about you sweety
Stranger: sound like a fag?
You: awwwwwwwwwwwww
You: your e so cute when u insult me
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 8:36 PM | Message # 369 |
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Quote (s0dr2) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a girl, im 18 and im horny as fuck!
You: im a boy, im 18 and i just jacked off
You: so im not horny anymore lol
Stranger: COOOOOL
Stranger: -_-
Your conversational partner has disconnected. LOL!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Thursday, 11/Mar/10, 1:37 PM | Message # 370 |
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Rappers
Posts: 3900
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f cali
You: you?
Stranger: m 18 Michigan
You: omgosh
Stranger: how r things?
Stranger: what lol
You: finally!
Stranger: what?
You: ive been getting a lot of girls here
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and I always get guys
Stranger: go figure
You: lol
You: how are you
Stranger: im ok
Stranger: just kinda bored
Stranger: hbu?
You: kinda horny >.<
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kinda early aint it lol
You: not for me lol
Stranger: it has to be what about 10 over there
Stranger: lol
You: yea it is
Stranger: called it
You: my dick is sooooooo fucking hard right now!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected. i suck now 
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Thursday, 11/Mar/10, 7:30 PM | Message # 371 |
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Emcees
Posts: 3979
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^lawlalwlalwalwaladsdf;smd fail.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 12/Mar/10, 10:45 PM | Message # 372 |
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Posts: 2772
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You: im 18 m
You: how about u sweety?
You: how are you doing??
You: SWEETY?!?!?!
You: WHERE ARE YOU
You:
Stranger: i'm a dude
Stranger: and you're an assclown
You: oh plz dont disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Added (12/Mar/10, 10:45 PM)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my left hand smells like a fish
You: HEYYYYYYYYYY
You: how are you
Stranger: I'd be better if you hadn't mentioned the fish bit.
Stranger: yourelf?
You: xD
You: im fine
You: just jacked off....................
You: dont worry im not horny
You: anymore that is
Stranger: creepy...
You: lol im guessing your a girl
You: cause ALL GIRLS say
Stranger: no, I'm a guy. that's why it's creepy.
You: male sexuality is creepy
You: hahahaha
Stranger: you into men?
You: yeah man
Stranger: creeper.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 8:01 PM | Message # 373 |
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Posts: 4766
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 bi male in the UK.
You: 16 gay male in the uk
Stranger: where do you live?
You: london
Stranger: me too
Stranger: Kingston
You: eastside representation wont stop like non constapation
Stranger: waterloo station, we could meet there. Weekdays i'm free and hornyAdded (01/Jul/10, 7:53 PM)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: liberal or conservative?
You: how about conservaliberal?
Stranger: that works
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (01/Jul/10, 8:01 PM)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: heyy asl?
You: ok one minute
You: FUCK!
You have disconnected.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 8:10 PM | Message # 374 |
Heads
Posts: 11464
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Quote (Uncharted) Stranger: heyy asl?
You: ok one minute
You: FUCK! lmao what happened there?
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 8:18 PM | Message # 375 |
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Posts: 4766
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Quote (EmSeeD) lmao what happened there?
nothing it was prank LMAO heres another funny one You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m
You: 20 sex toy
Stranger: what?
You: well im actually 20 female, ahorny one actually thats why i said sex toy to spicin it up quickly
Stranger: but im not horny guy, just wanted to talk with strangers
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im from brazil, you know, the land of the big ass and sexy face
Stranger: i like brasil
Stranger: people are warm
Stranger: como estas? 
You: i was rewarded best rookie porn star of 2009
Stranger: whats your name?
You: stefan honzuela mokluex
You: sexy name right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: bad name
You: its how you say it, it doesnt sound sexy,
You: where are you from america????so proper
Stranger: im from europe
You: yea you from a different country so u dont have spice
You: atleast have that old spice like them american old niggers
Stranger: u ssick
You: mixed wit fiesty and sexy matter of fact dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (01/Jul/10, 8:18 PM)
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and you can video on omegle now! 
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