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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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HateMainstreamMusic Date: Monday, 01/Mar/10, 12:10 PM | Message # 361

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m?
You: f
Stranger: how old?
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: want to have some fun? ;)
Stranger: im m
Stranger: 19
You: i'm a bit busy popping my herpes then we can have a webcam chat
Stranger: lol
You: i have small tits though... but asshole is nice and stinky if you like that
Stranger: show me a pic?
You: sure
Stranger: now?
You: yeah heres a link http://media.photobucket.com/image....9ee.jpg
Stranger: got a pic of your pussy? ;)
You: yep wanna see?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: show me;)
Stranger: ?
You: wait i'm finding my pic
Stranger: ok
You: http://www.hpv-genital-warts-pictures.com/image-f....y-2.jpg
You: i put mine on there cuz i needed help
You: they told me to pop to the herpes than pour soap in them


ilikebacon3000 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 1:35 AM | Message # 362

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^LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

(Note: I don't want you to get in trouble for linking porn. I think if any admin notice it, they should let it slide. It wasn't really.... Like, sexual..)


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 2:50 PM | Message # 363

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Acekat00o Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 3:40 PM | Message # 364

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You: Im going to hang myself in 3 seconds
You: have a good life
Stranger: same.
Stranger: see yu in hell


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Acekat00o Date: Tuesday, 02/Mar/10, 3:47 PM | Message # 365

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can i stay at youre place for a few days ?
Stranger: can i stay at your also?
You: you like trade our houses ?
Stranger: i live in a box so yeah ok
You: atleast you have internet there
Stranger: no im actually at one of those places where they let you use the compputer
You: guess where i'm living ?
Stranger: where?
You: Antarctica study lab
You: nice weather here
Stranger: nice
You: u ever been to antarctica ?
Stranger: yup i swam with polar beers


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s0dr2 Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 4:49 PM | Message # 366

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: 1 hand i jizz
You: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
You: how r u
You: 1 hand i type
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im fingering
You: whoa
You: thats
You: very erotic
You: how old r u
Stranger: is it? ;)
You: yea
Stranger: 17
You: cool
You: im 18
Stranger: cool!
You: perhaps it was fate that has brought us together
Stranger: to have sex?
You: for love my darling
Stranger: oh
Stranger: where do you live?
You: ur fingering right now?
You: canada
Stranger: well iunno just kinda playing around
Stranger: omfg same
Stranger: where abouts canada
You: haha
You: uh oh
You: what if u live on my street
You: ontario
Stranger: be very awkward..id prolly leave
Stranger: LOL
You: then we were really meant to be
Stranger: same
You: WHY!??!
Stranger: now im scared
Stranger: what city
You: durham
You: hahahaha
Stranger: OK ahaha
Stranger: im safe
You: dude
You: whats up
Stranger: kitchener here
You: why am i dangerous
Stranger: iunno
You: :(
Stranger: wanna rape me
You: .........
You: yeah, cause your hot
You: xD
Stranger: maybe
You: (sarcasm)
You: lol
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: jerk
You: forgive me
You: im srry
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i do :)
You: so ur just playing aroundd eh
You: i was also playing around
Stranger: lol ya
You: 4 times actually
Stranger: bored
Stranger: you know..
You: but now im done
You: do u watch...........
You: visual images of people commiting adultery
Stranger: ahaha omg i love you
Stranger: and sometimes
You: ;)
Stranger: not really my fancy
You: coooooool
Stranger: but if i need some...ahem...you know
You: aid
You: lol
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ahaha
You: so what kind would it be
Stranger: ahaha that will be between me myself and i ;) sorry bud
You: DUDE
You: IM A STRANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOL true
You: one click
You: and ur out of my life
You: haha
Stranger: hmm true.
Stranger: ahaha ok fiiiiiine
You: yessssssssssssssssss
Stranger: lesbians get me off :P
You: oh boy im so excited
You: whoa
Stranger: and anal ehehe
You: that is too much
You: anal? yuck
You: lol
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: hby!
You: uuuuuuuh
Stranger: iunno i find it...hehe interesting
You: anything to do with girls
You: oh
You: my favorite is
Stranger: ahaha i see i see
You: girls squirting
Stranger: :O that is hot
You: i knowwwwwwwwwww
You: so its mainly lesbian for u?
Stranger: ya
You: what about gay sex xD
Stranger: uh no
Stranger: XD
You: hahaha
You: what about..............
You: girls masturbating
Stranger: maybe sometimes but its kinda weird
Stranger: only if i need some pointers!
You: cooooooooooooooool
Stranger: ahaha ohboy i feel so dirty! ;)
You: yeah
You: just let it all out
You: haha
Stranger: you to ;)
You: sure
You: so you are.......
You: bi?
Stranger: im not sure...
Stranger: maybe :S
Stranger: kind of confused bout it
Stranger: like other girls turn me on...so does that mean i am?
You: well
You: girls are beautiful
You: so i dont blame u lol
Stranger: yes they are!
Stranger: ahaha
You: in your school?
Stranger: im not much of a boobs person though
You: i am
You: lol
Stranger: ahaha
You: so its what then?
Stranger: asses and skinny ness
Stranger: :D
You: ness?
Stranger: skinnyness
You: no pussy?
Stranger: made a word up shush
You: lol
Stranger: well of course pussy but you cant see that now can ya!
You: sure u can
Stranger: well..
Stranger: not in real life
You: have u eever seen girls squirting
Stranger: ya
You: can u do it
Stranger: but like i said i dont watch too much
Stranger: maybe if i had an intens eone but i havnt before
You: coooooooooooool
You: so it must be greAt when your masturb..........
Stranger: ahaha oh yeah
You: touching body parts u like
You: whereas for me
You: -_-
You: lol
Stranger: just getta jerk it a lil?
You: oui
Stranger: does it feel cool
You: oui oui
Stranger: XD
You: r you
You: a virgin
Stranger: mhm...
Stranger: are you
You: coooooooooooooool
You: oui
You: lol
Stranger: XD cool
You: would u l ose it to a guy or girl
Stranger: guy
You: cooooooooooool
You: ever had a bf
Stranger: like 1 :(
Stranger: he was a dick though
You: :)
You: awwwwwwww
You: how come
Stranger: i think he just wanted sex
You: y
Stranger: im for that and all but
Stranger: its like thats ALL he wanted
Stranger: you know?
You: i know
You: there has to be
You: emotion
You: stuff
Stranger: exactly!
You: lol
Stranger: Xd you a smart boy
You: :)
You: would u date me
You: haha where do u live
Stranger: hmm maybe if i got to know you better
You: jk
Stranger: ahaha sorry i cant tell you :P
Stranger: but listen i g2g
Stranger: mom bicking
You: i no u dont g2g
Stranger: bikcering
You: but that ok
You: lol
Stranger: and im kind of..
Stranger: nacked
Stranger: with door closed
Stranger: so ahaha
Stranger: be awkward if she came in
You: nice chattin
You: :O
Stranger: you to!
You: pc
Stranger: pc?
You: PEEEEEEEEEEEEACE
Stranger: OH
Stranger: ahaha
You: ;)
Stranger: ok bye hun!
You: :)
Stranger: have a good one ;)
You: U 2
Stranger: xoxox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 4:52 PM | Message # 367

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you should have got some nudes

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s0dr2 Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 6:59 PM | Message # 368

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btw that girl is OBVIOUSLY bi jeez, if a man caressing another man's body and stimulating his genitals via his partner's body, and THIS GETS ME OFF, then I AM BI (assuming i like girls as well) !! >(

Added (10/Mar/10, 6:46 PM)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a girl, im 18 and im horny as fuck!
You: im a boy, im 18 and i just jacked off
You: so im not horny anymore lol
Stranger: COOOOOL
Stranger: -_-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: hahahaha omg its soooo nice to meet you!!
Stranger: asl?
You: how are you
You: im 18 malee
You: how about you sweety
Stranger: sound like a fag?
You: awwwwwwwwwwwww
You: your e so cute when u insult me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rofl


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eboyd Date: Wednesday, 10/Mar/10, 8:36 PM | Message # 369

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a girl, im 18 and im horny as fuck!
You: im a boy, im 18 and i just jacked off
You: so im not horny anymore lol
Stranger: COOOOOL
Stranger: -_-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL!


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Thursday, 11/Mar/10, 1:37 PM | Message # 370

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f cali
You: you?
Stranger: m 18 Michigan
You: omgosh
Stranger: how r things?
Stranger: what lol
You: finally!
Stranger: what?
You: ive been getting a lot of girls here
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and I always get guys
Stranger: go figure
You: lol
You: how are you
Stranger: im ok
Stranger: just kinda bored
Stranger: hbu?
You: kinda horny >.<
Stranger: lol
Stranger: kinda early aint it lol
You: not for me lol
Stranger: it has to be what about 10 over there
Stranger: lol
You: yea it is
Stranger: called it
You: my dick is sooooooo fucking hard right now!!
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i suck now :(


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ilikebacon3000 Date: Thursday, 11/Mar/10, 7:30 PM | Message # 371

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^lawlalwlalwalwaladsdf;smd fail.

Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
s0dr2 Date: Friday, 12/Mar/10, 10:45 PM | Message # 372

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...
You: im 18 m
You: how about u sweety?
You: how are you doing??
You: SWEETY?!?!?!
You: WHERE ARE YOU
You: :(
Stranger: i'm a dude
Stranger: and you're an assclown
You: oh plz dont disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my left hand smells like a fish
You: HEYYYYYYYYYY
You: how are you
Stranger: I'd be better if you hadn't mentioned the fish bit.
Stranger: yourelf?
You: xD
You: im fine
You: just jacked off....................
You: dont worry im not horny
You: anymore that is
Stranger: creepy...
You: lol im guessing your a girl
You: cause ALL GIRLS say
Stranger: no, I'm a guy. that's why it's creepy.
You: male sexuality is creepy
You: hahahaha
Stranger: you into men?
You: yeah man
Stranger: creeper.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 8:01 PM | Message # 373

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 bi male in the UK.
You: 16 gay male in the uk
Stranger: where do you live?
You: london
Stranger: me too
Stranger: Kingston
You: eastside representation wont stop like non constapation
Stranger: waterloo station, we could meet there. Weekdays i'm free and horny

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: liberal or conservative?
You: how about conservaliberal?
Stranger: that works
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: heyy asl?
You: ok one minute
You: FUCK!
You have disconnected.


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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 8:10 PM | Message # 374

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Stranger: heyy asl?
You: ok one minute
You: FUCK!

lmao what happened there?


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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 8:18 PM | Message # 375

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lmao what happened there?

nothing it was prank LMAO

heres another funny one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m
You: 20 sex toy
Stranger: what?
You: well im actually 20 female, ahorny one actually thats why i said sex toy to spicin it up quickly
Stranger: but im not horny guy, just wanted to talk with strangers
Stranger: where are you from?
You: im from brazil, you know, the land of the big ass and sexy face
Stranger: i like brasil
Stranger: people are warm
Stranger: como estas? :)
You: i was rewarded best rookie porn star of 2009
Stranger: whats your name?
You: stefan honzuela mokluex
You: sexy name right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: bad name
You: its how you say it, it doesnt sound sexy,
You: where are you from america????so proper
Stranger: im from europe
You: yea you from a different country so u dont have spice
You: atleast have that old spice like them american old niggers
Stranger: u ssick
You: mixed wit fiesty and sexy matter of fact dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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and you can video on omegle now! :D


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