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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: im studying physics in biology
You: does that turn you on?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: from where?
You: wonderland
You: the boyant force equals the weight of the water displaced
You: are you stroking your genitals at this moment?
Stranger: f or m?
You: well male, but my sexual orientation is attraction to physics in biology
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Stranger: You: Hey there. I'm looking for male or female to strip on cam.
I'm an 18 year old bi girl.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: would you like to play draughts on msn?
You: listen man...
You: i wanna have sex with 5 girls
You: doesnt make it right though
You: dig?
You: our lives are nothing but a pebble to be dropped in the ocea
You: n
You: so let us then
You: focus
You: on that which does last
You: THE SOUL!
You: alright?
Stranger: right 
You: wow ur real?
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes!
You: lol
Stranger: i'm actually a 15 year old straight girl
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: jeez
Stranger: having a competion with a a friend
Stranger: to get people naked
Stranger: xD
You: plz dont tell me u came up with that
Stranger: lmao, yes i did
You: lol
You: and what do u mean get ppl naked
You: on MSN?!?!??!
Stranger: yeeeah XD
Stranger: up to like, 3 now
You: HAVE U HAD ANYONE STRIP?!?!?!
You: 3 people.............have got naked on msn
Stranger: yeeep
Stranger: and all jacked off infront of
Stranger: me
You: men or women
Stranger: men
Stranger: all men
You: u know
You: thats illegal
Stranger: yes i do
You: did u send them a pic
Stranger: nope
You: oh
You: wow
Stranger: and they've all been like, 17
You: oh
Stranger: how old are you, out of interest?
i dont want you nake
You: 18
You: what if this is all one big set up
You: oh well
You: u aint gettin nothing outta me xD
Stranger: haha, i know
Stranger: im not even gonna try
Stranger: you have self respect
You:
You: so...your not feeling horny at all...?
Stranger: haha, i am
Stranger: you seem intelligent, i like intelligence
You: when they jack off infront of u...............
You: that turns u on?
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: thats just funny
You: ?
You: i wanna try that
You: lol
You: what msn do u use
You: ur real one?\
Stranger: yeep
You: thats not good
Stranger: sometimes my old one
You: and ur friend............
Stranger: his real one
Stranger: he doenst have an old one
Stranger: tbh, they cant get much out of an email adress
Stranger: especially when mine doenst give my surname, date of birth etc
You: k
You: .....................
You: im still letting this all sink in..........
Stranger: haha
Stranger: a shock to the system?
You: no shock
You: just ....
You: never heard something like that b4
Stranger: odd?
You: sure
Stranger: haha
You: w/e
Stranger: it's funny, you should try it one day
You: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: maybe i should
You: do u think i could get girls to do that?
Stranger: i think girls are probably harder than boys
Stranger: boys are proud of their assets
You: sure
Stranger: therefore like to show them off
Stranger: id never get naked on cam
You: ok
You: how about just for me?
Stranger: not even for you.
You: =(
You: so...
You: are you....................................
You: sexually active
Stranger: i had sex with my ex 3 times
i dont regret it, but im waiting till im older until i do anyone else
Stranger: get me?
You: yea
You: get me? ===> dig?
You: sex with your ex............
You: how was that
Stranger: haha
You: ddescribe to me
Stranger: he wasnt my ex at the time..
You: the first time u guys did it
You: howd it happen
You: btw is ur friend on omegle?
Stranger: the competition one, yes he is.
You: k
You: he probably jacks off to those guys doing that infront of him LOL
Stranger: haha xD he actually doesnt
You: k
Stranger: hes been sending me screen shots
You: tell me in detail about your first time
Stranger: theres not much to sayyy
Stranger: it hurt..?
Stranger: it was in a bunk bed..
You: u guys were studying physics then all of a sudden LETS HAVE SEX??
Stranger: his house was empty
You: cummon
You: his house ok
Stranger: well
You: was it planned
Stranger: we were doing like, the usual on his bed
Stranger: and it just sorta developed
You: the usual means?
Stranger: he got a condom because he didnt want to make a mess when i sucked his dick
You: k
Stranger: and he wriggled my trousers down, and stuck it in?
Stranger: we didnt talk about it at all
You: lol
You: what time was it
Stranger: 2pm
You: doesnt sound romantic to me lol
Stranger: 2.04 to be precise
my competion friend texted me
i said 'fuck off im getting laid'
Stranger: it wasnt.. we didnt have a very romantic relationship tbh
You: then whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: whyd u have sex and all
You: w/e
You: second time
You: ....how was that
Stranger: idk really
Stranger: erm
Stranger: it was better
You: who was on top
Stranger: and happened the same way
Stranger: the first time, me
Stranger: second, him
Stranger: third, him
You: co0l
You: soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: virgin or not?
You: 3 times sex
You: what about.............
You: stroking the salami?
You: actually thats more of a phrase for men
You: strummin the banjo...do u do that?
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: yes, i do
You: co0L!
You: how hard did u laugh
You: my self esteem depends on your answer
Stranger: a little 
You: co0L!
You: im a virgin.............
You: how does that make u feel?
You: like a WHORE, SLUT?!?!?
You: jk
Stranger: ahah, a little 
You: well..........
You: where do u live
Stranger: UK 
Stranger: you?
You: remember how i said u were getting nothing from me?
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: UK...................
You: nice...................................................
Stranger: yeep
You: so
Stranger: you?
You: do u watch visual images of people comitting adultery?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: i got an image bank in my head
Stranger: and video bank
Stranger: and feeling bank
You: co0L
You: how often do u strum the banjo
Stranger: every day
except 5 days a month
You: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
You: everyday eh
You: when?
Stranger: evenings, mornings, sometimes both
Stranger: oh
You: where
Stranger: and sometimes randomly in the middle of the day
Stranger: places ive done it include; a german cinema (with all my teachers and fellow students in there)
a different german cinema
an aeroplane
an aeroplane toilet
my living room
my bedroom
my bathroom
an exboyfriends bathroom
a different exs bathroom
an exs bedroom
a different exs bedroom
an exs livingroom sofa
Stranger: my friends bedroom
another friends bedroom
another friends bedroom
a friends living room
Stranger: my study
You: O_O
Stranger:
You: any of these times has anyone noticed
You: or watched
Stranger: not at all
You: i see............................
You: you are one horny little girl.............
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and a german meuseum
Stranger: and my german exchanges bed
You: now how doe sthat happen?
You: hmmmmmmmmm those dinosaur skeletons are turning me on!!
Stranger: well, you see
the film was about printing bibles
i was bored, i had my coat on my lap
You: doesnt anyone notice u putting ur hand in your pants?
Stranger: no
You: coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
You: places ive done...
You: bedroom
bathroom
living room
dining room
You: hotel room
You: school bathroom
You: lmao
You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You: friends bathroom
Stranger: oh, and a school stock cupboard! forgot about that one
You: what kind of naughty images do u watch
Stranger: i dont usually..
if i do, its just anything i can find
You: such assssssssssssss...
Stranger: i was touched before i discovered masterbation..
You: no u werent
You: how about.......lesbian p0rn?
Stranger: i actually was!
somebody else made me orgasm before i made myself
Stranger: yeah, ill watch that
You: how about gay p0rn
Stranger: and that
You: how about 17 YEAR OLD GUYS JACKING OFF
You: ON MSN
You: VIA WEBCAM
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: no thats just funny!
You: lol
You: isnt it mean?
Stranger: slightly
You: coooooooooooooooooooooooool!
You: so what kinda stuff do u say
You: lol 18 bi girl...........
You: and then how do u make em
You: strip
Stranger: aha, no, that was the first time id used that one
You: u must be saying realy bad stuff
Stranger: usually i say im 17, and straight
You: no wonder uve been getting guys
Stranger: they sorta, just go with it
You: try getting girls
Stranger: i will try, just for you
You:
You: u know the show
You: to catch a predator
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you never answered where you were from..
You: u think that show is funny?
You: i m from wonderland
Stranger: never seen it (N)
Stranger: though
Stranger: it is about
Stranger: like, men pretending to be young girls
You: it started off with pepole doing the same thing u guys are doing
Stranger: to get inticed by other men
You: as a joke
Stranger: yeah
You: but with older menn
You: w/e
You: so let me see if hornyness is related to intelligence
You: how are u doing acidemically
Stranger: pretty well actually
You: co0L!
Stranger: predicted grades are all As and A*s
You: ...maybe i should jack off more often
Stranger: lol!
You: so when u marry...u want a virgin or no?
Stranger: part of me does
Stranger: the idea of fucking somebody who has had somebody else on their dick..
Stranger: eww
You: wtf?
You: u want to marry a gay person?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
You: the idea of fucking somebody (your husband) who has had somebody else on their dick (implies he has had dicks on his dick)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
You: OOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: like
You: WAIT
Stranger: erm
You: i get it
You: nvm
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: douche
You: misunderstanding
You: ='(
You: lol
Stranger: hah
Stranger: you from UK!?
You: YES?!
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: shoe size being..?
You: 11
You: srry
You: why do u care?
You: do u have a fetish for feet ?
Stranger: it helps me imagine a person
You: oh ic
You: what is your hair length
You: how bout u just send me a pic
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its longgg
Stranger: how about you just send me a pic?
You: cool
Stranger: ehh?
You: ehh?
Stranger: like, ey, but with hs
You: i asked first
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i will if you will
Stranger: give and take etc
You: i will if u will
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: ok, i will
You:
You: k
You: now?
Stranger: yeep
Stranger: i'll send my fb profile picture
You: mkay
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....4_n.jpg
Stranger: and you?
You: k
You: may i ask what r u doing in that pic?
You: LOL
Stranger: music festivalll XD
Stranger: i found i could attach straws to my teeth
You: cool
You: now how about one with a better angle and lighting
You: nvm
You: whos this:
You: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/
Stranger: i have no idea
You: lol
Stranger: which is you?
You: left
Stranger: the one on the right looks like a vampire
You: :O
Stranger: xD
Stranger: what do you think of me?
You: co0L
You: what do u think of me?
Stranger: hands, i like hands
You: ?
You: ok...
You: did u think i was a guy?
Stranger: yes?
You: i am
You: what pic were u talking about
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/
Stranger: that one
You: then why did u think i was a girl
Stranger: i didnt
You: then whyd u say which one is u
Stranger: there are 2 guys
You: THERE ARE TWO GIRLS
You: are you serious?
Stranger: yes.
You: lol
Stranger: are YOU serious?
You: that url is a pic of a girl and what looks like her mother
You: who looks like a vampire
You: so i think u are joking
You: w/eeeeeeeee
Stranger: :/
Stranger: no way are there 2 girls in that photo!
You: wow
Stranger: theres a guy, a woman in a wedding dress, and a guy
You: i see two girls
You: send me the url again
Stranger: they are wearing suits
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/
You: lmao
You: two girls
Stranger: NO LOL
Stranger: wtf are you on!?
You: and its a part of the url of ur pic
You: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....4_n.jpg
Stranger: it goes, male, female, male
Stranger: i didnt even notice
You: ll
You: lol
You: w/e\
You: HERE IS MY PIC
You: btw
You: that guy in that photo
You: was he good looking
Stranger: not realllyyy?
Stranger: he had nice hands
You: lol
Stranger: where is your pic?
Stranger: we had a deal
You: ok calm down
You: here
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DiFdg_....els.jpg
You: when i used to do modeling
Stranger: liee
You: ='(
Stranger: just send me a real pic
You: back to masturbation
You: but im scared
You: when u masturbate
You: do u use ur clit or vajaja
Stranger: clit
You: which is better
Stranger: clittt
You: really?
Stranger: dont change the subject!
Stranger: i want to see you
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: k
You: http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1391266423065413323BvQqUR
You: how u like them apples
Stranger: lie
You: wtf
You: no it isnt
You: why?
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: if its not
Stranger: you're pretty hot
You: really?
You: lol
You: my hairs all messed up
Stranger: haha
Stranger: still pretty hot
You: co0L!
Stranger: thats summer 2005..
You: so?
Stranger: making you 4 years older than that now
You: yesssss?
Stranger: that would mean, in that pic
Stranger: you were 14
Stranger: thats another joke picture isnt it?
You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: 14
You: hahaha
You: good observation
Stranger: right
Stranger: a real one this timee?
You: but its stil me
Stranger: no, its not
Stranger: the guy in that pic is not 14
You: why not?
You: my shoe size is 11
You: remember?
Stranger: yees?
Stranger: ok
You: that means im big
Stranger: send me another pic then
You: jeez
Stranger:
You: 1 for 1 remember?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill find another
You: k
Stranger: i think you should send another first
Stranger: so its goes
Stranger: me you you me
You: but you are spaced out
You: why should i get consecutive
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill find a good pic
Stranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....7_n.jpg
Stranger: not good
Stranger: but
Stranger: average
Stranger: now your turn
You: k
Stranger: anyway, im josie, nice to meet you
You: not good
You: but average
You: http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1391280181065413323eqczPk
You: im ryan
Stranger: if you say so
You:
You: is ur friend still doing that thing?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i think he went
You: u think?
You: hes in your house?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: wait a minute, you were 14, and on a road trip?
Stranger: with your friends who look like.. 18
You: it was in school
You: different grades
Stranger: ok
You: lol
You: on a scale of 1 - 10
You: how good do i look
Stranger: hm
Stranger: 7.6?
You: =|
You: meh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and me?
You: not bad
You: well lets see
You: im 7.6
Stranger: maybe 8
You: so that makes u
You: oh 8?
You: well then that makes u
You: 7.6
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not many guys are attractive and (seemingly) intelligent
You: sexist much?
You: lol
You: i dont know what kind of guys u hang out with
Stranger: well, its true
Stranger: my best friend is gay?
Stranger: and clever
You: ok...
Stranger: but not attractive
Stranger: infact, all my guy friends are clever, but not attractive..
You: everyone is at least on the attractive scale...........
Stranger: thats true
You: are there any attractive guys u like
Stranger: a few
Stranger: well
Stranger: maybe one..
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: but hes a bit of a prick
Stranger: so no
You: lol
You: prick how?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: manwhoree
You: xD
Stranger: ill find a pic of him
You: lol
Stranger: ironically
Stranger: his name is ryan
You: O_O
You: lol really?
Stranger: yeep
You: ironically means
You: hes bad and im good?
You:
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....1_n.jpg
You: which one?\
Stranger: hes the taller one
the shorter one lives on a farm by me, used to go skating with him
hes cool, and pretty fit, but self absorbed
used to fancy me actually
You: lol they dont look very intelligent
Stranger: they arent
Stranger: at all
Stranger: go to the local community school
You: ooh
You: are they in their socks? LOL
Stranger: haha yes XD
Stranger: what about you? any girls you like?
Stranger: any reasons why you dont like them?
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeell
You: i like this one girl................
You: one day..............
You: i was sitting at an amusement park waiting for friends to finish a ride .....
You: then i saw her walking towards me
You: she said hey, hows it goin
Stranger: which amusement park?
You: then i said hi
You: good
You: then she said thats good
You: and walked off
You: oh
You: alton towers
Stranger: havent been to that one.
You: those were the only words i had spoken to her
You: yet the most joyous moment of my life
Stranger: hha aww
You: yes
Stranger: i do like this other guy
and he likes to think hes stringing me along
but i only let him do that when im in the mood
Stranger: he just turned 22
You: isnt that bad?
You: age difference i mean
Stranger: very bad
Stranger: i am 15
Stranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....6_n.jpg
You: sooooooooooo
You: weird nose lol...
Stranger: i know
Stranger: he spent forever telling me about how my cousin sucked him off
Stranger: thinking it would get to me
You: sucked him off?
Stranger: headdd, blowjob, licked his willy
You: and this kinda stuff gets to you?
You: lol
You: is that his cousin in the pic?\
Stranger: it doesnt get to me
Stranger: no, thats his ex
You: oh
You: wow its late......................
You: gotta get packin'
Stranger: where you going?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: turn of phrase
You: oh, btw my name is not ryan, that wasnt my pic, i dont live in the UK, thanks for exposing yourself, i like cheese, GOODBYE
You have disconnected.
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^^just read the last line to get the just of it... xD
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
