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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: im studying physics in biology
You: does that turn you on?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: from where?
You: wonderland
You: the boyant force equals the weight of the water displaced
You: are you stroking your genitals at this moment?
Stranger: f or m?
You: well male, but my sexual orientation is attraction to physics in biology
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Stranger: You: Hey there. I'm looking for male or female to strip on cam.
I'm an 18 year old bi girl.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: would you like to play draughts on msn?
You: listen man...
You: i wanna have sex with 5 girls
You: doesnt make it right though
You: dig?
You: our lives are nothing but a pebble to be dropped in the ocea
You: n
You: so let us then
You: focus
You: on that which does last
You: THE SOUL!
You: alright?
Stranger: right 
You: wow ur real?
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes!
You: lol
Stranger: i'm actually a 15 year old straight girl
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: jeez
Stranger: having a competion with a a friend
Stranger: to get people naked
Stranger: xD
You: plz dont tell me u came up with that
Stranger: lmao, yes i did
You: lol
You: and what do u mean get ppl naked
You: on MSN?!?!??!
Stranger: yeeeah XD
Stranger: up to like, 3 now
You: HAVE U HAD ANYONE STRIP?!?!?!
You: 3 people.............have got naked on msn
Stranger: yeeep
Stranger: and all jacked off infront of
Stranger: me
You: men or women
Stranger: men
Stranger: all men
You: u know
You: thats illegal
Stranger: yes i do
You: did u send them a pic
Stranger: nope
You: oh
You: wow
Stranger: and they've all been like, 17
You: oh
Stranger: how old are you, out of interest?
i dont want you nake
You: 18
You: what if this is all one big set up
You: oh well
You: u aint gettin nothing outta me xD
Stranger: haha, i know
Stranger: im not even gonna try
Stranger: you have self respect
You:
You: so...your not feeling horny at all...?
Stranger: haha, i am
Stranger: you seem intelligent, i like intelligence
You: when they jack off infront of u...............
You: that turns u on?
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: thats just funny
You: ?
You: i wanna try that
You: lol
You: what msn do u use
You: ur real one?\
Stranger: yeep
You: thats not good
Stranger: sometimes my old one
You: and ur friend............
Stranger: his real one
Stranger: he doenst have an old one
Stranger: tbh, they cant get much out of an email adress
Stranger: especially when mine doenst give my surname, date of birth etc
You: k
You: .....................
You: im still letting this all sink in..........
Stranger: haha
Stranger: a shock to the system?
You: no shock
You: just ....
You: never heard something like that b4
Stranger: odd?
You: sure
Stranger: haha
You: w/e
Stranger: it's funny, you should try it one day
You: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: maybe i should
You: do u think i could get girls to do that?
Stranger: i think girls are probably harder than boys
Stranger: boys are proud of their assets
You: sure
Stranger: therefore like to show them off
Stranger: id never get naked on cam
You: ok
You: how about just for me?
Stranger: not even for you.
You: =(
You: so...
You: are you....................................
You: sexually active
Stranger: i had sex with my ex 3 times
i dont regret it, but im waiting till im older until i do anyone else
Stranger: get me?
You: yea
You: get me? ===> dig?
You: sex with your ex............
You: how was that
Stranger: haha
You: ddescribe to me
Stranger: he wasnt my ex at the time..
You: the first time u guys did it
You: howd it happen
You: btw is ur friend on omegle?
Stranger: the competition one, yes he is.
You: k
You: he probably jacks off to those guys doing that infront of him LOL
Stranger: haha xD he actually doesnt
You: k
Stranger: hes been sending me screen shots
You: tell me in detail about your first time
Stranger: theres not much to sayyy
Stranger: it hurt..?
Stranger: it was in a bunk bed..
You: u guys were studying physics then all of a sudden LETS HAVE SEX??
Stranger: his house was empty
You: cummon
You: his house ok
Stranger: well
You: was it planned
Stranger: we were doing like, the usual on his bed
Stranger: and it just sorta developed
You: the usual means?
Stranger: he got a condom because he didnt want to make a mess when i sucked his dick
You: k
Stranger: and he wriggled my trousers down, and stuck it in?
Stranger: we didnt talk about it at all
You: lol
You: what time was it
Stranger: 2pm
You: doesnt sound romantic to me lol
Stranger: 2.04 to be precise
my competion friend texted me
i said 'fuck off im getting laid'
Stranger: it wasnt.. we didnt have a very romantic relationship tbh
You: then whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: whyd u have sex and all
You: w/e
You: second time
You: ....how was that
Stranger: idk really
Stranger: erm
Stranger: it was better
You: who was on top
Stranger: and happened the same way
Stranger: the first time, me
Stranger: second, him
Stranger: third, him
You: co0l
You: soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: virgin or not?
You: 3 times sex
You: what about.............
You: stroking the salami?
You: actually thats more of a phrase for men
You: strummin the banjo...do u do that?
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: yes, i do
You: co0L!
You: how hard did u laugh
You: my self esteem depends on your answer
Stranger: a little 
You: co0L!
You: im a virgin.............
You: how does that make u feel?
You: like a WHORE, SLUT?!?!?
You: jk
Stranger: ahah, a little 
You: well..........
You: where do u live
Stranger: UK 
Stranger: you?
You: remember how i said u were getting nothing from me?
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: UK...................
You: nice...................................................
Stranger: yeep
You: so
Stranger: you?
You: do u watch visual images of people comitting adultery?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: i got an image bank in my head
Stranger: and video bank
Stranger: and feeling bank
You: co0L
You: how often do u strum the banjo
Stranger: every day
except 5 days a month
You: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
You: everyday eh
You: when?
Stranger: evenings, mornings, sometimes both
Stranger: oh
You: where
Stranger: and sometimes randomly in the middle of the day
Stranger: places ive done it include; a german cinema (with all my teachers and fellow students in there)
a different german cinema
an aeroplane
an aeroplane toilet
my living room
my bedroom
my bathroom
an exboyfriends bathroom
a different exs bathroom
an exs bedroom
a different exs bedroom
an exs livingroom sofa
Stranger: my friends bedroom
another friends bedroom
another friends bedroom
a friends living room
Stranger: my study
You: O_O
Stranger:
You: any of these times has anyone noticed
You: or watched
Stranger: not at all
You: i see............................
You: you are one horny little girl.............
Stranger: oh
Stranger: and a german meuseum
Stranger: and my german exchanges bed
You: now how doe sthat happen?
You: hmmmmmmmmm those dinosaur skeletons are turning me on!!
Stranger: well, you see
the film was about printing bibles
i was bored, i had my coat on my lap
You: doesnt anyone notice u putting ur hand in your pants?
Stranger: no
You: coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
You: places ive done...
You: bedroom
bathroom
living room
dining room
You: hotel room
You: school bathroom
You: lmao
You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You: friends bathroom
Stranger: oh, and a school stock cupboard! forgot about that one
You: what kind of naughty images do u watch
Stranger: i dont usually..
if i do, its just anything i can find
You: such assssssssssssss...
Stranger: i was touched before i discovered masterbation..
You: no u werent
You: how about.......lesbian p0rn?
Stranger: i actually was!
somebody else made me orgasm before i made myself
Stranger: yeah, ill watch that
You: how about gay p0rn
Stranger: and that
You: how about 17 YEAR OLD GUYS JACKING OFF
You: ON MSN
You: VIA WEBCAM
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: no thats just funny!
You: lol
You: isnt it mean?
Stranger: slightly
You: coooooooooooooooooooooooool!
You: so what kinda stuff do u say
You: lol 18 bi girl...........
You: and then how do u make em
You: strip
Stranger: aha, no, that was the first time id used that one
You: u must be saying realy bad stuff
Stranger: usually i say im 17, and straight
You: no wonder uve been getting guys
Stranger: they sorta, just go with it
You: try getting girls
Stranger: i will try, just for you
You:
You: u know the show
You: to catch a predator
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you never answered where you were from..
You: u think that show is funny?
You: i m from wonderland
Stranger: never seen it (N)
Stranger: though
Stranger: it is about
Stranger: like, men pretending to be young girls
You: it started off with pepole doing the same thing u guys are doing
Stranger: to get inticed by other men
You: as a joke
Stranger: yeah
You: but with older menn
You: w/e
You: so let me see if hornyness is related to intelligence
You: how are u doing acidemically
Stranger: pretty well actually
You: co0L!
Stranger: predicted grades are all As and A*s
You: ...maybe i should jack off more often
Stranger: lol!
You: so when u marry...u want a virgin or no?
Stranger: part of me does
Stranger: the idea of fucking somebody who has had somebody else on their dick..
Stranger: eww
You: wtf?
You: u want to marry a gay person?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
You: the idea of fucking somebody (your husband) who has had somebody else on their dick (implies he has had dicks on his dick)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no
You: OOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: like
You: WAIT
Stranger: erm
You: i get it
You: nvm
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: douche
You: misunderstanding
You: ='(
You: lol
Stranger: hah
Stranger: you from UK!?
You: YES?!
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: shoe size being..?
You: 11
You: srry
You: why do u care?
You: do u have a fetish for feet ?
Stranger: it helps me imagine a person
You: oh ic
You: what is your hair length
You: how bout u just send me a pic
Stranger: haha
Stranger: its longgg
Stranger: how about you just send me a pic?
You: cool
Stranger: ehh?
You: ehh?
Stranger: like, ey, but with hs
You: i asked first
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i will if you will
Stranger: give and take etc
You: i will if u will
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: ok, i will
You:
You: k
You: now?
Stranger: yeep
Stranger: i'll send my fb profile picture
You: mkay
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....4_n.jpg
Stranger: and you?
You: k
You: may i ask what r u doing in that pic?
You: LOL
Stranger: music festivalll XD
Stranger: i found i could attach straws to my teeth
You: cool
You: now how about one with a better angle and lighting
You: nvm
You: whos this:
You: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/
Stranger: i have no idea
You: lol
Stranger: which is you?
You: left
Stranger: the one on the right looks like a vampire
You: :O
Stranger: xD
Stranger: what do you think of me?
You: co0L
You: what do u think of me?
Stranger: hands, i like hands
You: ?
You: ok...
You: did u think i was a guy?
Stranger: yes?
You: i am
You: what pic were u talking about
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/
Stranger: that one
You: then why did u think i was a girl
Stranger: i didnt
You: then whyd u say which one is u
Stranger: there are 2 guys
You: THERE ARE TWO GIRLS
You: are you serious?
Stranger: yes.
You: lol
Stranger: are YOU serious?
You: that url is a pic of a girl and what looks like her mother
You: who looks like a vampire
You: so i think u are joking
You: w/eeeeeeeee
Stranger: :/
Stranger: no way are there 2 girls in that photo!
You: wow
Stranger: theres a guy, a woman in a wedding dress, and a guy
You: i see two girls
You: send me the url again
Stranger: they are wearing suits
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs212.snc1/
You: lmao
You: two girls
Stranger: NO LOL
Stranger: wtf are you on!?
You: and its a part of the url of ur pic
You: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....4_n.jpg
Stranger: it goes, male, female, male
Stranger: i didnt even notice
You: ll
You: lol
You: w/e\
You: HERE IS MY PIC
You: btw
You: that guy in that photo
You: was he good looking
Stranger: not realllyyy?
Stranger: he had nice hands
You: lol
Stranger: where is your pic?
Stranger: we had a deal
You: ok calm down
You: here
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DiFdg_....els.jpg
You: when i used to do modeling
Stranger: liee
You: ='(
Stranger: just send me a real pic
You: back to masturbation
You: but im scared
You: when u masturbate
You: do u use ur clit or vajaja
Stranger: clit
You: which is better
Stranger: clittt
You: really?
Stranger: dont change the subject!
Stranger: i want to see you
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: k
You: http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1391266423065413323BvQqUR
You: how u like them apples
Stranger: lie
You: wtf
You: no it isnt
You: why?
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: if its not
Stranger: you're pretty hot
You: really?
You: lol
You: my hairs all messed up
Stranger: haha
Stranger: still pretty hot
You: co0L!
Stranger: thats summer 2005..
You: so?
Stranger: making you 4 years older than that now
You: yesssss?
Stranger: that would mean, in that pic
Stranger: you were 14
Stranger: thats another joke picture isnt it?
You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: 14
You: hahaha
You: good observation
Stranger: right
Stranger: a real one this timee?
You: but its stil me
Stranger: no, its not
Stranger: the guy in that pic is not 14
You: why not?
You: my shoe size is 11
You: remember?
Stranger: yees?
Stranger: ok
You: that means im big
Stranger: send me another pic then
You: jeez
Stranger:
You: 1 for 1 remember?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill find another
You: k
Stranger: i think you should send another first
Stranger: so its goes
Stranger: me you you me
You: but you are spaced out
You: why should i get consecutive
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill find a good pic
Stranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....7_n.jpg
Stranger: not good
Stranger: but
Stranger: average
Stranger: now your turn
You: k
Stranger: anyway, im josie, nice to meet you
You: not good
You: but average
You: http://travel.webshots.com/photo/1391280181065413323eqczPk
You: im ryan
Stranger: if you say so
You:
You: is ur friend still doing that thing?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i think he went
You: u think?
You: hes in your house?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: wait a minute, you were 14, and on a road trip?
Stranger: with your friends who look like.. 18
You: it was in school
You: different grades
Stranger: ok
You: lol
You: on a scale of 1 - 10
You: how good do i look
Stranger: hm
Stranger: 7.6?
You: =|
You: meh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and me?
You: not bad
You: well lets see
You: im 7.6
Stranger: maybe 8
You: so that makes u
You: oh 8?
You: well then that makes u
You: 7.6
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not many guys are attractive and (seemingly) intelligent
You: sexist much?
You: lol
You: i dont know what kind of guys u hang out with
Stranger: well, its true
Stranger: my best friend is gay?
Stranger: and clever
You: ok...
Stranger: but not attractive
Stranger: infact, all my guy friends are clever, but not attractive..
You: everyone is at least on the attractive scale...........
Stranger: thats true
You: are there any attractive guys u like
Stranger: a few
Stranger: well
Stranger: maybe one..
You: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: but hes a bit of a prick
Stranger: so no
You: lol
You: prick how?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: manwhoree
You: xD
Stranger: ill find a pic of him
You: lol
Stranger: ironically
Stranger: his name is ryan
You: O_O
You: lol really?
Stranger: yeep
You: ironically means
You: hes bad and im good?
You:
Stranger: haha, yeah
Stranger: http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....1_n.jpg
You: which one?\
Stranger: hes the taller one
the shorter one lives on a farm by me, used to go skating with him
hes cool, and pretty fit, but self absorbed
used to fancy me actually
You: lol they dont look very intelligent
Stranger: they arent
Stranger: at all
Stranger: go to the local community school
You: ooh
You: are they in their socks? LOL
Stranger: haha yes XD
Stranger: what about you? any girls you like?
Stranger: any reasons why you dont like them?
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeell
You: i like this one girl................
You: one day..............
You: i was sitting at an amusement park waiting for friends to finish a ride .....
You: then i saw her walking towards me
You: she said hey, hows it goin
Stranger: which amusement park?
You: then i said hi
You: good
You: then she said thats good
You: and walked off
You: oh
You: alton towers
Stranger: havent been to that one.
You: those were the only words i had spoken to her
You: yet the most joyous moment of my life
Stranger: hha aww
You: yes
Stranger: i do like this other guy
and he likes to think hes stringing me along
but i only let him do that when im in the mood
Stranger: he just turned 22
You: isnt that bad?
You: age difference i mean
Stranger: very bad
Stranger: i am 15
Stranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos....6_n.jpg
You: sooooooooooo
You: weird nose lol...
Stranger: i know
Stranger: he spent forever telling me about how my cousin sucked him off
Stranger: thinking it would get to me
You: sucked him off?
Stranger: headdd, blowjob, licked his willy
You: and this kinda stuff gets to you?
You: lol
You: is that his cousin in the pic?\
Stranger: it doesnt get to me
Stranger: no, thats his ex
You: oh
You: wow its late......................
You: gotta get packin'
Stranger: where you going?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: turn of phrase
You: oh, btw my name is not ryan, that wasnt my pic, i dont live in the UK, thanks for exposing yourself, i like cheese, GOODBYE
You have disconnected.
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^^just read the last line to get the just of it... xD
