k u guys can cheer up now: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: :}
You: :]
You: nice smiely...
You: very creative
Stranger: thanks
You: what does he have, a gotee??
Stranger: i try
Stranger: LOL.
You: LMAO
Stranger: no
Stranger: he had one too many cocks shoved in his mouth
Stranger: thus causing his lips to mould to the shape of cocks.
Stranger: 
You: oooooooo....very strange shaped cocks...
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: i like cocks in my mouth also
You: oh
Stranger: we share that trait in common.
Stranger:
Stranger: and we're both men, too.
You: well...
Stranger: it's wonderful.
Stranger: well.
You: unless its mine, i dont like any cocks in my mouth
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: heey
You: 
You: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:)
You: big wink
Stranger: wellwellwell
Stranger: ; D
You: 
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: 
You: NO
You: cheeeeeeer up
Stranger: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: .
You: theeeeeere we go
You: but thts way to many chins
Stranger: it was a big fake smile
You: u fat or what
You: oh
You: 
You: :'''''''''''''''''(
Stranger: cry me a river
You: k
Stranger: thankyou
You: :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(
You: there
You: how u like THAT river
Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :''''D im swiming in the rain
You: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
You: let me swim with you
Stranger: sure
You: we can have fun
Stranger: hey can i at least know who im talking to :))))
Stranger: u know like asl???
You: k
You: i am of the male species......
Stranger: yeah..?
You: k
You: so far so good?
Stranger: yep 
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
You: here have a wink
Stranger: hahaha!
You:
You: ok
Stranger: thank you!
You: lets see...
You: i live in the magical world of canada's wonderland
Stranger: far away from me....
You: :''''''''''
You: (
Stranger: and your age mystery nab?
Stranger: man*
Stranger: mwahaha
You: thats too mcuh...
You: i need to know
You: at least
You: your stuff
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: female.
You: niiiiiiiiiiice
Stranger: In a country in scandinavia..
You: :S
Stranger: whats?
You: never heard...
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha no?
Stranger: sweden for fuck sake
You: oooooooooooh
You: lol
You: mkay...
You: then why two names?
Stranger: scandinavia is denmark, finland, norway and sweden... all together
Stranger: i think.
You: ok
You: and finally...........
You: your....
You: age
You: MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: you first dear stranger
You: nooooooooooooo
Stranger: i asked you first, actually....
You: o
You: k
You: im between 10-30
Stranger: hah me too
You: niiiiiiiiiiice!
Stranger: go on
You: want to be specific?
Stranger: you first :))
You:
You: ok
You: 15-25....
Stranger: me too
You: 15-24?
Stranger: yea
You: 15-23?
Stranger: yep
You: 15-22?
Stranger: hey your turn!
You: you're 22 years old?????????
Stranger: older than 20?
Stranger: noooo!
You: ok
You: im....
You: 15-20
You: ?
Stranger: me too.
You: niiiiiiiiice
Stranger: dont say your younger than me!
You: i have a cousin who lives in sweeden...
Stranger: coool. where in sweden?
You: how should i know?
You: lol
You: 16-20
Stranger: yep.
You: 16-19
Stranger: yep.
You: 17-18?
Stranger: yes
You: niiiiiiice
Stranger: I'm 17 maaaan.
Stranger: and u?
You: O_O
You: im 17.....
Stranger: hahaha no?
You: but here comes the moment of truth...
You: what month...
You: *gulp*
Stranger: may!
Stranger: 21th
Stranger: 92
You: :'''''''''''''''''(
Stranger: ha ha?
You: 92?????????????????????
Stranger: yes??
You: i was born 91
You: but how are we both 17?
You: lol
Stranger: haha well well well. um I had my birthday in may this year.......
Stranger: turned to 17.
You: oooooooooooooh
You: lol
Stranger: LOOOOOL.
You: srry my brain was on vacation
Stranger: i got that 
You: so that means....im older yaaaaaaaaay
Stranger: yayyyayyyayy!
You: now what?
You: lol
Stranger: i dunno
You: hmmmmmmm.........
Stranger: seems like we have nothing left to say.
You: well hows life treating you?
Stranger: tss. great
You: niiiiiiiice
Stranger: and u?
You: not too shabby........
You: could be better
You: of course
Stranger: it will be better
You: what time is it in sweeden
Stranger: 22.40
You: :$
Stranger: what now?
You: is that AM?
Stranger: haha we don't have AM and PM in sweden.. anyhow its evening...
You: oh
You: what is evening
You: is that morning or night
You: lol
You: brain is still on vacation
Stranger: haha god you're confusing me
You: so what did u have for breakfast
You: i had eggs........
You: in a BEGLE!
You: and a hotdog.......
You: with ketchup
Stranger: ewww I hate eggs..
You: i like ketchup
You: o_o_
Stranger: HOTDOG FOR bREAKFAST???
Stranger: ewwww
You: U HATE EGS????
You: lol
Stranger: YEA.
You: shame
Stranger: no no.
You: what did u have?
Stranger: but really, hot dog for breakfast?
You: it was like 2 PM...
Stranger: a sandwich with cucumber, tomato, ham and cheese...
Stranger: namnam..
You: boooooooooooring
Stranger: tss why eating breakfast that early
You: i also drank rootbeat...
You: EARLY?????
You: it was almost evening
Stranger: hahaha what is PM?????
Stranger: i said we dont have that in sweden.
You: well u should
You: talk to your president
Stranger: I think you mean 14.00...
You: lets see....
Stranger: we have a king... -.-
You: lol
You: a king??????
You: kings still exist?????
Stranger: yeah, and a queen! and two princesses and a prince
Stranger: sure
You: i thought kings were thousands of years ago
Stranger: haha not in sweden
You: kool
You: whats his name
Stranger: yah. carl gustaf IIIIIIIIVVXX something.
Stranger: he can't read or write.
You: wow he does not look like a king
Stranger: HAHA i knooow
You: Carl XVI Gustaf (Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus; born 30 April 1946) has been King of Sweden (Swedish: 'Sveriges Konung') since 15 September 1973. He is the only son of the late Prince Gustaf Adolf, Duke of Västerbotten and Princess Sibylla of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. He ascended to the throne upon the death of his grandfather, King Gustav VI Adolf.
Stranger: YAY :'''''D ....boooooooring
You: where is his crown????????
You: i want a crown...
Stranger: don't think he uses a crown. me too. a big fat one.
You: because you're fat?
Stranger: no
You: just kidding
Stranger: great fun :DDD <--- fat ass
You: that does not look like a fat @$$
Stranger: lÅl
You: O).(O
You: there
Stranger: mm niiiiiice
Stranger: :s
You: what is nice?????
Stranger: god damn I was ironic
You: can i ask u a question
Stranger:
Stranger: sure
You: since ur 17 like me...
You: do you......
You: like to .....strum the banjo?
Stranger: and strum the banjo means what? (hey im still from sweden.........)
You: ummmmm
You: let me see.....
Stranger: hahaha. just say it
You: okaaaaaaaay
You: how about
You: do u like meat?
Stranger: please say exactly what u wanna know...............
You: k
You: do you like to beat your meat
You: lol
Stranger: god damn ám I slow..? i dont get it.
You: jacking off?
You: still confused?
Stranger: aaaah (i)
You: what is that
You: a light?
You: (i)
Stranger: its a light yeah. dont u use msn-
You: yes
You: (8) <--- music
Stranger: great :))) well anyway, why do you wanna know?
You: just wondering
You: did u say yes or no
You: does "aaaaa" mean yes in sweeden
You: lol
Stranger: tss.. sure I say yes
You: okaaaaaaaay
You: a lot?
You: lol
Stranger: not as much as you guys..
You: well how do u know i do it?
Stranger: haha. just know it
You:
You: what does "not as much" mean?
Stranger: can't u find out that by yourself?
You: i mean for you
You: once a week?
Stranger: nah at least twice a week
You: rrrrrrrrrrreally....
You: twice a week..........
You: not much indeed
Stranger: just because u guys are doing it like five times a day
You: and why dont u do it 5 times a day?????
You: dont u like it??
Stranger: sure i do, but i prefer real stuff with my boyfriend.
You: o.O
You: sex??!??!
Stranger: dont be like that!
Stranger: haha yes..?
You: lol
You: but ur 17!
You: just kidding
You: is sex better ?
Stranger: haha ur 17 too!
Stranger: much, dont u know..??
You: yes but i never had sex
Stranger: ah..
You: much?!?!?!
Stranger: haha yes, im sure u will agree with me
You: how should i know
You: do u do that often?
Stranger: not five times day lol.
You: lol
You: how many time
Stranger: a day?
You: a week
Stranger: tssssssssssssssss.
You: a month
You: whatever
Stranger: four-five times a week, it depends
You: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You: lol
You: must be fun...
You: wait
You: how old is your boyfriend
Stranger: 20
You: oooooooooh
You: thats a bit old dont u think
Stranger: haha not at all! three years older is not that much.
You: maybe in sweeden....
You: where do u do it
You: lol
You: random questinos
Stranger: heey! a little to private
You: lol
You: but im a stranger!
You: and so are you!
Stranger: thats true...
You:
You: besides i never did it before so im only curious
Stranger: haha well then, the strangest place have been at a mcdonalds toilet
You: whoa
You: how does that happen
You: lol
You: men or women?
Stranger: women ofc, i would never go to the mens
You: your boyfriend went into the women's washroom?
You: were there other people?
Stranger: ofc there weren't other people
You: was it at night
You: .........
You: thats pretty stranger
You: strange*
You: OH did u work there?
Stranger: haha nooo.
You: whtever
You: soooo
You: lol u usually do it in macdonalds?
Stranger: ummm... just done it once
You: and besides mcdonalds?
You: burger king?
You: lmao
Stranger: tss lol
Stranger: what about changing subject? :))
You: lol
You: to what?
You: fine
You: last question.....
You: where do u usually do it
Stranger: in the bedroom
You: whos bedroom?
Stranger: his most of the time
You: candles?
You: lol
Stranger: hey ho. actually im very tired, wanna go to sleep.
Stranger: wanna add me on msn?
You:
You: really???????????
Stranger: what...
You: i never added anyone before
Stranger: gosh
You: lol
You: just kidding
You: msn.....
You: hmmmmmmmm
You: em
You: esssssssss
You: enuh
You: will we continue our discussion?
You: lol
Stranger: well maybe
You: do u have facebook
Stranger: then u can see how I look and i can see you.
Stranger: no
You: oooooh
You: pictures.....
You: nice
Stranger: haha
You: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Stranger: idah.1298@live.se
You: ?
Stranger: add if u want to
You: thats an email?
Stranger: msn
You: idah.1298@live.se ?
Stranger: Y E S.
You: OKAY
You: lol
You: well good night
You: sweet dreams
Stranger: good night
Stranger: see u later then
You: you too
Stranger: BYE X
You: peace
You: .......im not disconnecting
You: lol
Stranger: i hate to disconnect
You: saaaaame
You: but you have to sleep!
Stranger: but oke, one two three byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i looooooooooooooooooook goooooooooood
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: actually?
Stranger: i doubt it
Stranger: but then again
Stranger: i may be wrong
You: you are indeed
You: just take a look
You: here
You: watch this
You: u ready?
You: k...
Stranger: i think so
You:
Stranger: ok
You: THERE!
Stranger: go
Stranger: shit
You: u like my wink?
Stranger: im in awe
You: didnt that arouse u?
Stranger: so badly
You: niiice
Stranger: i got goose bumbs
You: yeahhh
You: usually happens.........
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woooooooooow they have a lotta sluts in france!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: i looooooooooooooooooook goooooooooood
Stranger: I BET YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCEFLLLOOOOR
You: hee hee
You: CHAMONAH!
Stranger: CHAMONIX
You: no u idiot
You: chamonah is michael jackson
Stranger: with the french accent
You: lol
You: a french michael jackson
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but chamonix is a french sity
You: LAUGH MY AYO!!!!!!!!!!
You: LAUGH MY MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: LAUGH MY YAO MING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger:
Stranger: xD
Stranger: basketball player but he's chinese
You: yesssssssss
Stranger: chionese are bad
You: no not all
Stranger: i play basketball
You: same
Stranger: chineese will invade the world
You: lol
You: sure
Stranger: and kill all the people
Stranger: a very clever man say that
Stranger: ERIC CARTMAN
You: lol
You: that was a funny episode
Stranger: yes
You: what was it called again?
You: where he and butters
You: goes to this resturant
You: OOOOOOOOOOOH MAN i gotta see the new episodes!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: yes ! and butter shot in the people
Stranger: in the policeùan ball's i think
Stranger: in USA?
You: im in canada
Stranger: oh cool too
You: where u watch the episodes again?
You: southparkzone
You: is that still up?
Stranger: no
Stranger: southpark tv
You: rreally
Stranger: in france
You: ..........im not french
Stranger: i knooow
You: but the episodes are in english
Stranger: yes
You: k good
Stranger: but there are subtittles
You: have u seen the new ones?
Stranger: no :/
You: k imma go watch them now
You: wanna watch with me?
Stranger: the last is the ungroundable?
Stranger: where?
Stranger: in canada? xD
You: lol
You: no i mean together
Stranger: yes but where?
Stranger: in canada?
You: u idiot
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: xD
You: i watch on my computer
You: and u watch on yours
You: a tthe same time
Stranger: aaaaaah
Stranger: as you want
Stranger: but
Stranger: it's the party in france
You: ?
Stranger: and i'll go to see the fire
Stranger: KLUKLUX CLAN !
Stranger: no
You: ???????
You: lol
Stranger: but it's the france's party
Stranger: huum how to say
Stranger: the nationality's party
You: o i understand
You: nvm
Stranger: xD
You: how old r u
Stranger: 15 and yu?
You: 17
You: can i ask a question?
Stranger: if you want
You: do u jack off?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i don't understand jack off
Stranger: xD
Stranger: i wiil traduct
You: lol
Stranger: so
You: traduct meaning??
Stranger: partir
Stranger: go away?
You: k
You: do u ..masturbate
Stranger: aaah yes xD
You: you do?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why?
You: just wondering
You: im trying to stop
You: so
Stranger: in france a the age of 12
Stranger: the boys do that xD
You: together?
You: lol
Stranger: we are perver
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: nooo buark
Stranger: xD
Stranger: with giiirls
You: i dont speak frenchhhhhhh
You: what is burak?
Stranger: you try to stop jack of?
You: burak = sex?
Stranger: non
Stranger: no*
You: lol
Stranger: burak= beeeuuuurk
You: ?
Stranger: huuum
You: eske je peux aller au toilet
Stranger: it's like shit
Stranger: xD
You: thats all i learned in 12 years of french
Stranger: xD
Stranger: you study french?
You: in canada yes
You: because of quebec
You: what do u mean withgirls?
You: with girls?
Stranger: jack of
Stranger: xD
You: !!!!!!!!!!!
You: REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: ?
Stranger: i' not gay
You: do u have sex with girls or jack off with girls
Stranger: so with the girls yes
Stranger: yes
You: which one
Stranger: 5 times
Stranger: 4 girls
Stranger: and 2 times with one
Stranger: so = 5 times
You: ..
You: ok wait
You: WHAT do u do with girls?
You: sex or masturbatE?
Stranger: sex
You: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: xD
You: with 4 girls?
Stranger: not in the same time
You: lol
You: ok
Stranger: xD
You: hahahaha
Stranger: I HAVE TO TRY
You: lol
Stranger: with 2 or 3
You: youre too young!!!!!!
Stranger: noooo
You: so u had sex before?
Stranger: it's the life
Stranger: before what?
You: anytime in your life
Stranger: xD
You: you had sex in your life?
Stranger: yes
You: wow
Stranger: 5 times
You: i didnt
You: lol
Stranger: but in france
Stranger: the girls are hot
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: you take one
You: yes?
Stranger: and after you throw her into the window
You: lol?????????
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: what?
Stranger: aaaah
Stranger: you take a girl
Stranger: you have sex with her
You: which girl?
You: from school or the street?
You: how old is she??
Stranger: and you don't will to talk with her
Stranger: a girl you know
Stranger: not a bitch
You: from where?
You: school?
Stranger: if she want
Stranger: school or if it's your girlfrineds or a friend
You: how old
Stranger: if she want xD
You: same age?
You: who asks first? you or the girl??
Stranger: same or + or
Stranger: My firts time, it was in holydays camp
Stranger: and i had 14
Stranger: ans she 16
Stranger: so
You: wow
You: nice
You: lol
You: was she hot
Stranger: yes !
Stranger: after i never talk to her xD
You: wow
Stranger: owh i mlust go !
You: did you see her again?
You: noooooooooooo
You: tell me more about france!!!!!!!
Stranger: non i never see her again
You: lol
You: which is better
You: masturbating or sex
Stranger: seex
Stranger: i think
Stranger: but masturbate too
You: ok
Stranger: it's very important
Stranger: xD
You: well godnight
Stranger: thank you
You: bon nwee
Stranger: you too
Stranger: in franch
Stranger: BONNE NUIT !
Stranger:
You:
You: peace
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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