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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 10:31 PM | Message # 286

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consent

thank you! clap


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 10:41 PM | Message # 287

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He cancelled me out, and just dismissed what I said as irrellavent

no I didnt LMAO
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I mean, I wanted to hear everyones opinion, but mainly the Heads cuz if it comes down to editing the site, I gotta get their conscent (spelling) first

does that not mean anything? :(


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 10:55 PM | Message # 288

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No, because it means you are not caring for other opinions! The voting hadn't even finished before you wrote that comment. Take in all things said before conversing.

are you wasted? wat? LMAO!
being a Head I dont really have to listen to anything you say since your a Emcee dude i couldve been a dickhead and made the forum without any consent, but I didnt cuz I DID care about others opinions


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s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 11:06 PM | Message # 289

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: r u asian?
You: no
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: thx
You: lol
Stranger: thx god
You: why
Stranger: i want to ca@ca
You: ??
Stranger: see you
You: im a guy
Stranger: on video
You: LAUGH MY AYO!!!!!!!
You: LAUGH MY MAYO!!!!!!!
You: LAUGH MY YAO MING!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 11:07 PM | Message # 290

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Wrong thread.

huh


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s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 11:35 PM | Message # 291

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: are you interesting?
Stranger: i think i am. are you?
You: cause i wanna play a game
You: soon
You: suuuuuuuure
You: im interesting
You: LIKE YOUR MOM IN BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: WHAT???
You: WHAT NOW??
You: punk...
You: just playin'
You: here have a wink
You: ;)
You: hello?
You: are you there?
You: please dont go!
You: oh my fragile heart
You: could not take it
You: oh wont you say a word
You: :'(
You: im a sad panda
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: why, how do you do?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: huh_
You: ...
Stranger: hello?
You: HI!
You: how
You: do
You: you
You: DO
You: ?
You: do you speak english
You: eeeeeeeeeenglish
Stranger: you're insane
Stranger: bye
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 11:58 PM | Message # 292

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LAUGH MY AYO!!!!!

...uh dont know if youve noticed but i tried to make them lame for your amusement (or should i say disdain)


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Lord_Meth Date: Friday, 10/Jul/09, 5:57 PM | Message # 293

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wow lol yall had fun lol

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Uncharted Date: Friday, 10/Jul/09, 9:30 PM | Message # 294

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^^^LMFAO

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Kiba Date: Friday, 10/Jul/09, 11:36 PM | Message # 295

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
Stranger: asl is boring
You: asl
You: asl
Stranger: stfu
You: asl
You: asl
Your conversational partner has disconnected


I looked at the moon so full and so bright
And then at the fireplace with its flickering light
And realised why this world will never be right

EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 11/Jul/09, 0:07 AM | Message # 296

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey there ;-)
You: Why you winkin'???
You: You gonna rape me or something??? Lol!
Stranger: hmm i guess a bug in my eye
You: Yeah, I can explain that.
You: You see, we don't trust you.
Stranger: no no i am not a big raper
You: So the CIA implanted a bug in your eye.
Stranger: who is we
Stranger: while i was sleeping i guess
You: We. The royal I, ya know what I mean?
Stranger: my eye has been twitching today
You: <_<
Stranger: why does the CIA want me
You: Because they saw your ass O.O
Stranger: dont bring my ass into this
Stranger: she has done no wrong
You: It's already in this.
Stranger: ......yet
You: Though...something is in it as well ;)
Stranger: NOW who's got the winky face
You: Blah! You didn't wash back there!
You: Dirty bitch!
You have disconnected.

lol quickly disconnect before they disconnect from you


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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 11/Jul/09, 0:14 AM | Message # 297

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relax guy ;) crap idea jackoff

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s0dr2 Date: Sunday, 12/Jul/09, 0:22 AM | Message # 298

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: SODR!??!
You: ahhhhh, oui my love
Stranger: OMGoodness i missed you sooooooooo much, promise me you'll never leave again
You: baby...im always with you
Stranger: thank you
You have disconnected.

Added (12/Jul/09, 0:22 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: a cow says........MOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: a rabbit says........CUCKOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: i say i wanna fuck u
You: a moose says........
You: LLAWL
You: guy or girl
You: ...
Stranger: guy
You: cummon
Stranger: u?
You: guy
You: BUT ITS OK
You: PL
You: Z
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Furious_Pryme Date: Sunday, 12/Jul/09, 5:40 PM | Message # 299

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Quick hurry up let me inside you
You: quick the man is comming
You: hurry up
You: open your legs
Stranger: Shht, take it easy boy
You: go now spread them hurry up
You: the man has almost cought me
Stranger: They're already open, duh
You: Quick i need your address a.s.a.p
You: hurry up
You: now
You: go quick give it to me
Stranger: My adress is: I'm not dumb, you perve
You: you need to open your legs and let me hide for a while
You: hurry up there isnt much time
Stranger: What if I don't open my legs?
You: the fate of the world depends on you
Stranger: Will you die?
You: open your legs the troops need a place to set up base camp
Stranger: I'd love to see you die
You: i can't die sorry
You: i wish i could
You: but i cant
Stranger: Yeah yeah, that's what they all sai
Stranger: *say
Stranger: You annoy me btw
You: hurry up open your legs the enemy is comming i need to hide inside you
Stranger: You're crazy
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epik fail

s0dr2 Date: Sunday, 12/Jul/09, 6:01 PM | Message # 300

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Hebrews 13:2
Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: We are now playing the silent game. The first person to type after this message loses the game. If you close the conversation you also lose. Good luck!
You: I LOOOOOOOOOOSE
You: :'''''''''''''(
You: im a sad panda
Stranger: no u r a good panda
You: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: OMGOMGOMGOMGoodness
You: THANK YOU SOO MUCH
You: naw hommes
You: im a chillin
You: DAWGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You: HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: m or f?
You: wow
You: im a m
Stranger: vowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: how gooddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: r u?
Stranger: u stupiddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
You: no way man
You: why
You: oh my
Stranger: crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: my fragile heart
You: please explain
Stranger: no it was just for fun
Stranger: u r so nice
You: thanks
You: you lifted up my spirit
You: so hows life treatin you
Stranger: your welcome
Stranger: i m an angle
You: oh
You: my
You: goodnes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: no waaaaaaaaaay
You: wow
You: one sec plz
You: Hebrews 13:2
Do not forget to entertain strangers, for by so doing some people have entertained angels without knowing it.
Stranger: i can take u to heaven
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: no...only Jesus alone can take me there
Stranger: i ll do
Stranger: be sure
You: u can be my gardian angel :D
Stranger: exactly
You: just dont...
You: u know
You: watch me..
You: during....
You: showers
You: and what not
You: dig?
Stranger: u r so superstitious
You: ?
Stranger: there is just 1 god,and it s me
You have disconnected.

almost convinced.... :'(

Added (12/Jul/09, 5:45 Pm)
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: lene? is that u?
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: lene? is that u?
You: asl
You: QUCIK!
You: quick*
Stranger: 24 m turkey
You: it sok
You: turkeys sometimes throw up
You: ull be ok
Stranger: throw up? what do u mean?
You: your location is in a turkey...
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (12/Jul/09, 6:01 Pm)
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Stranger: i have a bug fetish :$
You: ?????????????
Stranger: when i see someone step on a bug ... i get horny
You: lol
You: ur jokin
Stranger: serious :|
You: = /


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain



Message edited by sodr2 - Sunday, 12/Jul/09, 5:42 PM
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