The OMEGLE Thread - Page 18

Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 1:09 AM | Message # 256

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whatever then go on as you please just let it be known that you and sodr killed this thread with your unfunniness I will take my leave

whats funny is you keep on going back to this thread and commenting on how "unfunny" it is, besides i havent posted convos in a while

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At least I have a little originality, unlike that faggot sodr.

k yours are BORING and most of them have you talking 90% of the time in a sad attempt to be funny...besides u posted like 5 per page

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STOP POSTING PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ... PUHLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Message edited by sodr2 - Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 1:10 AM

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Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 12:13 PM | Message # 257

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Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 7:05 PM | Message # 258

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alright, let's revive this shit:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: no
Stranger: ?
You: idk
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: okay.. where are u from?
You: i am from the Matrix
Stranger: Sweet.
You: Neo, i have a task for you
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: tell me
You: we must find the Oracle Neo
Stranger: ;o
You: she is in grave danger
Stranger: Oeh.. kewl
You: in order to acheive this mission
You: you must rub my testicles
Stranger: Dudee. not cool ;p
You: DO AS I SAY!
Stranger: What do you want me too do, cyber with you?
You: or else we will FAIL our mission!
You: no
Stranger: 'cuz i'm not going too ^^
You: that is not the plan young Neo
Stranger: it's alice.. but okay
Stranger: what's the plan then ;p
You: ok Alice. do you know Neo?
Stranger: No.. not really
You: that is too bad
Stranger: but what IS the plan?
You: i have told you. in order to find the Oracle you must rub my testicles. Agent Smith is in my testicles and he's ticklish.
You: then we can talk with him about finding the Oracle's wherabouts
You: well, torture him
Stranger: Well i'm not wiith you so i can't.
You: yes you can. remember, you can do anything in the Matrix.
You: as long as you set it in your mind
You: that you can
Stranger: oh Right.. you just can't feel it.. ;p
Stranger: Well i'm setting it in my mind right now..
Stranger: sort of.
You: yes, i feel it now. thanks smile
Stranger: okay.. ;p
You: ok, i lied. i just wanted you to rub my nuts biggrin
You: but now let's begin our mission
Stranger: yea.. i kinda thought soo ;p
Stranger: okay sure.
You: OH MY GOD!!! AGENTS!!!
You: START THE CAR!!!
Stranger: Sure..
You: HURRY!!!
You: YOU'RE LAGGING IT!!!
Stranger: Yea.. started it.. i guess.
You: alright, let's get going!!!!
You: OH NO, A HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!
Stranger: whut?
You: A FLYING FUCKING HIPPO!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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Lord Meth

Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 7:23 PM | Message # 259

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!^^^^^
Okay Im rubbing your nuts now

I lied. I just wanted you to rub my balls

LMAO!!!!!

Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 7:28 PM | Message # 260

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 10:54 PM | Message # 261

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hiya
You: Do you like swords?
You: Because I have a foot-long one.
Stranger: i guess they're quite nice tongue
You: It's in here.
You: Reach for it!
You: wink
Stranger: ooh, are you touching it?
You: Nah, I'm leaving that to you.
You: -whips it out- SUCK THIS, BITCH!
Stranger: -wraps mouth around it and bites-
You: I TOLD YOU, NO FUCKING TEETH!
You: Now I'm gonna have to knock 'em out.
Stranger: surprised
You: -pwns-
You: I AM THE GREATEST!!!!!
You have disconnected.

u talked exactly 69% of the time....

Boner-Jamz-11

Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 11:09 PM | Message # 262

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: you remember that one time??
Stranger: i have a boner tongue

Stranger: that i had a boner?
You: yeaaa
You: and u fucked that goat
You: hahah
Stranger: YES!
You: goood times
Stranger: i was so WASTED
You: i kno bro!!
You: i caught it all on video
You: its on youtube!!
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: i cant believe it!
You: damn bro u fucked that goat hardcore
Stranger: lol i didnt even know! i thought it was a blowup doll! trippin BALLS
You: hahaha damn bro i knew i shouldnt have put cow semen in ur drink!
You: that shit fucked u up!!
Stranger: daaaaamn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG

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Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 11:23 PM | Message # 263

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BEST CONVO OF EM ALl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: hi creepy stranger
You: why, what makes u think im creepy??
Stranger: you're 51 and obese
You: naw
You: im..
You: hold up
You: 67% younger than that
You: ie 17 y.i.
Stranger: and please throw those mountain dew cans already
You: y.o*
You: ew
You: listen
You: i like dr pepper
You: what about you?
Stranger: that's weird. pedophiles usually drink mountain dews
You: naw im not that big of a pedofile
You: wink

You: can you do me a favour
You: can you rub my genitals?
Stranger: nope. but i can fondle your ass cheeks if you want
You: naw its ok
You: i need to take a crap so...
You: u have any good bowel movements lately?
Stranger: that's kewl. we can star in those scat porn movies. you can always take a crap on me
You: naw
You: porn is bad...mkay
Stranger: yes it is, mr. mackey
You: i am not mr mackey
You: mkay?
Stranger: mr. garrison?
You: no
You: i am....your mother
You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
You: WOW
You: OMGoodness
You: im soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: kiss me right now
You: ...
You: allo?
Stranger: mwahh
You: meow
Stranger: *giraaaaaaaafe sound*
You: *rihnosaures sound*
You: *t-rex sound*
You: lmao
You: we're having such a good time!
Stranger: rhinocerus goes aaaaaaaaarrrwaaaahhh
You: a dog says ROUGH!!
Stranger: haha we definitely are
You: what does a catfish say??
Stranger: i think catfishes say blurbblurblburb
You: oh wow
You: a rooster says...
You: COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOO
You: but wait
You: imagine this...
You: it said
Stranger: no, it's COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOO. you got an extra o
You: COCKADINGALING!!!!
You: O SNAP!! how could i forget the o!
You: oh
You: my
Stranger: how about a hen? what does a hen say?
You: a hen says: HEN!! HEN!!
You: u know..
You: like pokemon
Stranger: there's no chicken pokemon
You: oh, on the contrary!
You: there is...
Stranger: Chanseeeeyyyy
You: pigeoto
Stranger: Wild Ho-Oh appears
You: oh snap!
You: ho-oh
Stranger: pigeoto is a dumb bird. fearow is better
You: imagine if its name was hoe!!
You: hahahha
You: but the pokemon hoe is jynx
You: dig?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: jynx is ice type right?
You: i think its the...sluty type
You: LAUGH MY AYO!!!
You: LAUGH MY MAYO!!
You: LAUGH MY YAO MING!!
Stranger: shit can't think of something funny lmao
You: lol
You: *giggles*
You: its ok
You: wait
You: are you talking about me or you?
Stranger: about me haha
You: haha
You: its okay!!
You: together we can pull through
Stranger: this is so much fun
You: and make it through the wilderness
You: oh, i know!
Stranger: the african wilderness
You: ah!..
You: interesting...
Stranger: where elephants have buttsex
You: :o!
You: they do?
You: do elephants have vaginas?
Stranger: yeah they do. monkeys masturbate everytime they see them
You: that would be weird
You: LAUGH MY MAYO!!
You: imagine an elephant masturbating
You: oh, why would i??
You: nvm
Stranger: earthquake!
You: :o!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ?!!?!??!?!??!
You: OOOOOOOOOOO
You: i think i know what u mean
Stranger: national geographic will earn a fortune filming those masturbate
You: indeed
You: but i dont think itd be an earthquake
You: if a male elephant jacks off..
You: it will be tidal wave
You: LAUGH MY MAYO!!
You: get it?
Stranger: got it
You: wink

tbc
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CONT'D
Stranger: i wonder what it feels like bein an elephant
You: good question...
You: very
You: very
You: good q
Stranger: i'm so gonna trample those temples in thailand
You: let us take a moment and ponder...
You: lol
You: *thinking what itd be like to be an elephant*
You: hmmmmmmmm
Stranger: yeah,, i think elephants are like holy in thailand
You: should we close our eyes?
You: i think so...
Stranger: no, im a fraid of the dark.
You: oh...what a tragedy!
You: what do you do at night?
Stranger: michael jackson might pop out of nowhere
You: surprised

You: hee hee!
You: chamonah!
Stranger: masturbate at hentai movies
Stranger: how bout u
You: ...
You: what about me
You: oh!
You: u masturbate at night?
Stranger: yeah., it gets lonely here in the jungle
You: but i mean when you sleep
You: and your eyes are closed
Stranger: well, i always dream of my armagedddon fantasies
You: oh ok...
You: so let try to put the puzzle together here...
You: ur afraid of the dark....so you jack off to make u go to sleep really qucik....so u dont have to worry about closing your eyes...
You: and from there u dream of armggdon fantasies!
You: got it!
You: very intersting i might say
You: so i guess ull never know waht its like to be an elephan
You: t
Stranger: yeah i know. i might become a pedophile when i grow up
You: hmm...
You: molesting children?
You: but they got no meat on em
You: u want something you can hold
You: and grab
You: and etc...
Stranger: yeah. like that guy from "happiness"
You: nvr heard...
You: and frankly...i dont wanna know
Stranger: one of my favorite films
Stranger: lol
You: u know what one of my favorite films are?
Stranger: what
You: city lights by charlie chaplin....
You: yeah, i know its old....but its nice
Stranger: haven't seen that one yet
You: ?
You: u know him?
Stranger: perhaps my fave classic film would be a clockwork orange
You: ah!
Stranger: yeah i know him
You: i had to do a report on that book
You: saw the movie too
You: it was not too shabby
Stranger: havent read the book yet
You: oh u need like a glossary for eveery page
Stranger: haha
You: but the movie is kinda....nudity
You: ish
Stranger: lots of nudity in the film
Stranger: alex never did change at the end
You: too bad the girls arent hot
You: oh i know
You: but in the novel i think he does
Stranger: killer soundtrack too
You: yesssssssss
You: im siiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the raaaaain
You: just siiiiiiiiiiiining in THE RAIN!
You: Do you like my singing?
You: i like the part where alex out of nowhere just beats up his droogs
Stranger: yeah i like it. you can be like the next lady gaga lmao
You: LAUGH MY MAYO!!
You: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: i remember that one. the rape scene was one of my favorite scenes in the film
You: O_O
You: wow u must really wanna be a pedofile
You: lol
You: i bet u study the rape scenes
You: lol
You: just playing
You: here, have a wink
You: wink

Stranger: the girl was surprisingly bushy lol
You: dont remind me
Stranger: hey, sorry have to go
You: oh waht a shame!
Stranger: been lolling here so fuckin hard in the library
You: ah!
You: it has been a pleasure!
Stranger: yeah it has.
Stranger: perhaps we'll meet again
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Message edited by sodr2 - Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 11:25 PM

Date: Wednesday, 08/Jul/09, 11:40 PM | Message # 264

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LAUGH MY AYO!!

Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 1:41 AM | Message # 265

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Go fuck yourself, sand nigger.

not ok

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Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 1:53 AM | Message # 266

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Fine, give me a warning, I don't give a shit, this site is dying anyway.

wow dude. you are coming at me like that? i'm warning you because you made an ignorant ass comment. the reason this site is dying is because of ignorant ass comments like that from you and Nate.

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Date: Thursday, 09/Jul/09, 1:59 AM | Message # 267

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This site is FUCKING FACIST.

..........

dude, you don't know the definition of fascism if you call this site fascist. your ignorant buddy Nate called this site fascist too because of how we treat him when he sits here making racist comments and whatnot. what does he expect? how are we fascist?