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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 7:46 PM | Message # 241

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which mine or any of these?

Im looking for a good one of yours first lol


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s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 7:51 PM | Message # 242

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi 18/m/uk
You: 17/f italy
You: wink
Stranger: hellloooo
Stranger: everyone loves Italian girls
You: why, hello
You: i know, eh
Stranger: dark haired and sexy wink
Stranger: and a lovely accent
You: of course
Stranger: which drives everyone in europe crazy xD
Stranger: soo
Stranger: good looking wink
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: indeed
You: well, i like to jack off
You: strum my banjo...
Stranger: lol tongue
You: and you?
Stranger: thats a very blunt way of putting it lol
Stranger: pretty much the same tho
Stranger: xD
You: niiiiiiiiice
You: how often?
Stranger: atleast once a day
You: niiiiiiiiiice
Stranger: maybe twice if im bored
Stranger: you?
You: 2ice a day?
You: do u use your saliva or what
You: i dont need any tongue
Stranger: i want to haha it sounds funny
You: well then, what do you use
You: for...
You: LUBRICATION
Stranger: durex play and tingle
You: ?
Stranger: its like a lube that makes it feel nice
You: cold or warm?
Stranger: both
Stranger: i like it all
You: wink
Stranger: what sort of things do you get off to?
You: something called porn
You: xnxx.com
Stranger: ye lol i meant what sorta porn haha
You: lesbian porn wink
You: nothing better than 2 girls getting it off
You: and you?
Stranger: girls masterbaiting to start
You: ah!
Stranger: then them screaming hard in the middle
Stranger: and i love to hear them cum when i do
You: yes...
You: indeed
You: how many squirts when u cum?
You: for me its like 6 or 7
You: then my penis fades out....
Stranger: fades out?
You: u know...
You: CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL...
You: EAT EM UP L!
You: are you satisfied with your penis?
Stranger: lol you never said you had a penis
You: oops
You: i meant vagina
Stranger: i feel decieved
You: yes, im sry
You: i have a vagina...
You: with a clitoris and all
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s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 7:54 PM | Message # 243

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lol i bet u didnt read all of mine

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 7:56 PM | Message # 244

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Wow....yall 2 SUCK at these

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s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:00 PM | Message # 245

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UNSTICKING!

IF IT SUCKS A DICK IT WILL ALWAYS BE STICKY NO MATTER WHAT~!!!!!!!!


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:05 PM | Message # 246

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: als
Stranger: okay
You: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: 17 girl europe
Stranger: youM
Stranger: ?
You: forget me
You: lets talk about YOU
You: so how does it feel being a girl
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: are u retarded?
You: ?
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: please tell me
You: ive always wanted to be one
You: and u know...
You: do the wild thang wink
Stranger: then yu're a gay...right?XD
You: naw
You: id be a lesbian...
You: dig?
Stranger: i dont understand u.
You: are you one?
Stranger: im a girll..and i love boys
Stranger: so im heterosexual
You: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: AND I LOVE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: but you would like to be a girl.
You: so?
You: yo
You: im 17
You: what month were u born in
Stranger: april
Stranger: and you?
You: octob
You: so youre older?
You: cry
Stranger: whats your name?
You: um
You: my name?
Stranger: im titanella
Stranger: and you?
You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
You: TITanella
You: haaaaaaaaaahahahahahhaa
Stranger: thats not funny...
You: yes it is
You: let us talk about your...
You: ( . )( . )
Stranger: O.o
You: baby
You: we can be friends
Stranger: im a titanella scen im a really famous scene girl here..so im celeb so you fuck the shut up.
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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:09 PM | Message # 247

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Sodr u suck at these lol

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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:09 PM | Message # 248

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wheres ur convos meth?

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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:11 PM | Message # 249

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wheres ur convos meth?

in the earlier pages


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:12 PM | Message # 250

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do more then

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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:19 PM | Message # 251

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Wats up Buuuuuudy
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: whoa dude
You: nice face
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: you look like stewie from Family Guy brother haha
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i am
Stranger: disapoint
You: dude can u do peter?
Stranger: :3
You: that was SUCKS
You: u suck
You: hey its a phony
You: A BIG FAT PHONY
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:28 PM | Message # 252

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This guy was actually cool LMAO I thought my Joe Dirt persona would throw him off but he was extremely comfortable with me

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: wats up buuuuuuudy
Stranger: YOURE NO FRIEND OF MINE!
You: Im nt?
Stranger: NO!
You: dude
You: thats not nice
Stranger: YOU STOLE MY WOMAN!
Stranger: THAT WASNT NICE EITHER!
You: Im sorry bro but she was all on me
Stranger: ....
Stranger: that bitch
Stranger: im gonna kill her!
You: Dude I say we go to her hotel and kill her!
Stranger: I FUCKING SWEAR IM GONNA KILL THAT BITCH!
You: dude buy some duct tape and a knife
Stranger: You ever see what a .357 can to to a womans face?
Stranger: that, you should see
You: no...?
You: I dont wanna see that
Stranger: you ever see what a 357 can do to a woman's pussy?
Stranger: now THAT you should see!
You: brother your twisted
Stranger: THAT you should see!
You: I dont wanna wahahaha
Stranger: lol, you ever see taxi driver
Stranger: ?
You: um......no.....
Stranger: watch that movie, man
Stranger: trust me, one of the best ever made
Stranger: you like fight club any?
You: Dude fight club is bomb!
Stranger: cause if you liked fight club, you'd like taxi driver
You: sweet!
Stranger: yep, youll love taxi driver
You: Ill check it out sometime brother
Stranger: directed by martin scorsese
Stranger: robert deniro as our antihero
Stranger: as he looses his freakin mind
Stranger: its a great show
You: Sweet
You: your a movie fanatic aint ya?
Stranger: meh
Stranger: i just like the ones i like, im no fanatic
Stranger: a fanatic would be watching the movie right now, instead of chatting
You: Right I feel ya brother
Stranger: you got any good shows ro reccomend?
You: Dude South Park is my shizz
You: Love that show
Stranger: smile
Stranger: good show indeed
You: Yea man Kenny is my fav
Stranger: parker and stone are goddamn geniuses
You: Hell yea
Stranger: smile
You: they keep it fresh
Stranger: shit, i gotta roll, pizza's here
Stranger: you take care brother
You: peace out brother
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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:31 PM | Message # 253

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yeah taxi driver is a good movie

lol I think I might check for it in Blockbuster or the internet sometime


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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 8:44 PM | Message # 254

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STOP go into the polls,games and surveys section and see what it says under this thread.

AHAHAHA


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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 07/Jul/09, 9:00 PM | Message # 255

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uh oh biter? sad

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