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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Added (27/Jun/09, 11:57 Pm)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: h sexy
Stranger: como estas
Stranger: que pasa chica
Stranger: tu es erotica
You: say suck my dick in spanish
Stranger: jubuela al peini
Stranger: piene*
You: oooooooooooooooo i feel soooooo good
You: now say...
You: i wanna suck your pussy steven in spanish
Stranger: steven is a sexy name
Stranger: hmmmmmm
Stranger: it means mighty breasts where i come from
You: oooooo
You: but the thing u dont know
Stranger: ur a guy
You: is that...
You: i have fat titties
Stranger: guess what
Stranger: i like FAT TITTIES
Stranger: THEY GIVE AN ERECTION
Stranger: ...sorry
You: well
You: u can have a erection between these fat tits
You: i could seee it
Stranger: your a sick fuck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (28/Jun/09, 0:13 Am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm a boy! any girl out there?
You: 45/f/boston
You: yea shorty what ya want
You: want this pussy
Stranger: 45 years old?
You: yea
You: and u?
You: probably a 8 year old bitch
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: 18- norwegian
Stranger: male
You: nice
You: i like european dick
You: heard they r nice and wide
You: im part russian
You: deep throated
Stranger: oooooooooh. alsome!
You: yes
Stranger: do u like big cock?
You: big pussy
You: big and tight
Stranger: are u a girl?
Stranger: lady?
Stranger: wathever?
You: lady
Stranger: oh. nice pussy?
You: i just said
You: nice and tight
You: makes the dick happy
Stranger: oh, good
Stranger: u are from russia?
You: no but i got family from russia
You: im the only one with an boston accent
Stranger: A
You: A?
You: u having a erection already?
You: horny bastard
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: msn?
You: no
You: THESE NUTS FOOL
You: LMFAO
You: DUMBASS
You have disconnected.

Added (28/Jun/09, 0:18 Am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: lesbian?
Stranger: yes
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m us
You: 17 f us
Stranger: oooo sweeet
You: u like girls?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ido
You: u like tits
Stranger: yep
Stranger: of course
You: ass?
Stranger: yesss
You: face?
Stranger: yeah
You: pussy?
Stranger: o yeah
You: imagin if i leaned over to u
You: in a very sexy way
Stranger:
You: showing my cleavage
Stranger: yess
You: unzip my pants
Stranger: mmm
You: and u attack a big fat penis
Stranger: nicee
You: U R BEING ATTACK BY MY LIFE SIZE DICK
You: drinking all my cum
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (28/Jun/09, 8:56 Am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lol
You: LOL
You: YOUR MOM
Stranger: no
Stranger: your mom
You: BLACK JESUS
Stranger: jesus was white
You: JESUS WAS BLACK
Stranger: no i read it
Stranger: in the bible
You: HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN
Stranger: jesuswaswhite.on.nimp.org
Stranger: i win
Stranger: you lsoe
You: MAN FUCK
You: U
You: I WIN
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOL!?!?!?!
You: JESUS IS BLACK AND HE WAS BORN IN NORTHERN AFRICA WHICH IS THEMIDDLE EAST
You: SO FUCK OFF
Stranger: if u fucking read the article
Stranger: it hs bible verses
Stranger: desricing him as
Stranger: a fair complected man
You: HE'S ONLY WHITE IN AMERICA
You: THE FUCKING ARTICLE AINT THE BIBLE
Stranger: it fucking sites it homo
Stranger: READ IT
Stranger: efore u run your mouth
Stranger: you cant sa the bible is wrong
You: DUDE HAD A SKIN COMPLECTION OF A LIGHT SKINDED BLCK GUY
You: READ THE BIBLE
You: JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Stranger: jesuswaswhite.on.nimp.org/proof
You: UK YOUR WEBSITEW
You: FUCK****
Stranger: stay blinded
Stranger: by the black jesus
You: YOUR THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT FOLLOWS HISTORICAL EVENTS FROM DAMN ARTICLES
Stranger: tard
You: THEN NOT LISTEN TO THE ORIGINAL SOUCE
Stranger: it cites the bible
You: (WHICH IS THE BIBLE)
Stranger: you queer
You: WHAT SOME DUDE WITH NO LIFE PUT WORDS IN THE DISCIPLES MOUTH
You: AND YOUR A QUEER
Stranger: jesuswaswhite.on.nimp.org/proof/article23
Stranger: there in fucking writing
You: KEEP FUCKING POSTING THAT
You: GAY ASS WEBSITE
Stranger: im not goni to argue with you if u dont keep an open mind
Stranger: fuck you
You: FUCK U
You have disconnected

Added (28/Jun/09, 9:08 Am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: shawty what it is
Stranger: i want the sex
You: THATS WHAT IT IS SHAWTY
Stranger: i guess
You: u guess
Stranger: i guess
You: that the answer
Stranger: do you have a problem with that
You: naw shawty
You: i just gon sit back'
You: and ugon get me some head shawty
Stranger: i'm a guy
You: well guess what....im bisexual shawty
Stranger: got a cam then
You: sorry nigga, i gon get this gwap real quick then u can get me some head
Stranger: english?
You: sorry dude, im going to go to my job and then u can suck my penis
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: no webcam jackign then?
You: nowgo to the corner
You: and get me some gwap
You: BIOTCH

Added (28/Jun/09, 6:11 Pm)
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am i the only one still doig this???

Stranger: so whats up
You: nothin much
You: u?
Stranger: just fingering dont tell anyone
You: oh thats pretty interesting\
Stranger: yupp
You: whats ur asl
Stranger: 16/f/us
You: i dont believe u
You: i am calling u out
Stranger: umm ok
Stranger: w/e
You: lol
Stranger: idc wut u think
You: u are prob a little boy thinking it is funny to say u are fingering yourself
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: hit the head right on the nail
Stranger: im 16
You: i knew it
Stranger: but im a boy
Stranger: hahahahahaha

btw it would be cool if they recorded how many convo's u did and your "total chat time" with everyone

Added (02/Jul/09, 1:16 Am)
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*chatting about jacking off*
Stranger: u christian or catholic
You: christian-orthodox
Stranger: well.
Stranger: ...
You: well what
You: were u a christian?
Stranger: the last guy that told me to be abtanant wouldnt shut up about it
You: lol
You: one word: disconnect
Stranger: and i kick the living shit out of him and told him to go get laid
Stranger: so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Stranger: I'm the "good" sister you see XD
You: did you fall under the influence?
You: oh thats good
You: just say no
Stranger: i'm the one avoiding the influence
You: thats what ive been told
You: and your sister isnt?
Stranger: she got pretty sloshed
You: sloshed?
You: is that a word?
Stranger: it is in new york
You: newwwwwwww yyyyyyyork
Stranger: it means drunk
You: oh
You: drunk..eh?
You: well
You: let me tell u something about drinking
You: mkay..
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: south park
You: drinking's bad...
You: mkay
You: ive nevr been drunk
You: ive drank b4...
Stranger: me either
You: i dont see what the big deal is
Stranger: i try to avoid it
Stranger: again, good sister
You: are you religious?
Stranger: not at all
You: oh
You: lol
You: not soo good
Stranger: superstitious as all shit though
Stranger: this is going to sound really weird but my family's got romani blood
Stranger: so we're all really really really big on magic and shit
You: roman?
You: like pagan stufF?
Stranger: romani, it's another word for gypsy
You: gypsy meaning.....
Stranger: haha, you know?
Stranger: travel in caravans?
Stranger: fortune tellers?
You: okay
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that's us
You: doesnt exist though...
You: i ll tell u who exists
You: Jesus Christ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats wrong? D:
You: my toe is infected
You: WITH AIDS!
You: ...and SARS
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
You: and mad swine...its new
Stranger: the game?
You: yeah, i like the game
You: hollaaaaaaaa
You: not a bad rapper
You: actually
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ?
You: i like lloyd banks beter
Stranger: viva la nation?
You: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
Stranger: DO YOU SPEAKY ENGRISH?
You: i...come....in PEEEEEEEACEE
Stranger: LOLOL
You: i like you..
Stranger: where are you?
You: do you like me?
You: im in your mom!!!!!!!!!!
You: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: WHAT??
Stranger: BITCH I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
You: WHAT NOW??
You: punk...
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain