The OMEGLE Thread
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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go to http://omegle.com/ start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: whats ur social security number? You: tell me You: tell me You: now! You: now!!! You: hurry You: i hear sirens outside You: shit theyre coming for me Stranger: no You: come on Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: u gotta help me Stranger: aight You: i need a place to stay You: i just broke out of prison You: i promise not to murder u Stranger: umm Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
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Uncharted |
Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 2:15 AM | Message # 196 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) But when you stick something in her tomorrow, don't you want energy? LOL wow anyway heres another random convo Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: how r u? You: good how u Stranger: pretty good Stranger: asl pls You: ur mom You have disconnected. Added (26/Jun/09, 2:10 Am) --------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you a guy? You: im a he/she Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (26/Jun/09, 2:15 Am) --------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey bitch Stranger: don't bitch me, I'm God fucker Stranger: I'll smite you're ass You: nigga im chuck norris You: ill roundhouse kick u to hell You: bitch You: fuck off You: -roundhouse kick- Stranger: fuck you, I got lightning You: say hello to hell You: bye Stranger: hello You have disconnected.
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Uncharted |
Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 2:31 AM | Message # 197 |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: how r u? Stranger: good u? asl? You: chuck norris Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 12:21 PM | Message # 198 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) Man, how do you guys have such awesome convos?? I suck all you need to do is try not to be funny Be funny on accident basically dont be outrageous like YO WANNA HAVE SEX dont do that U gotta be more subtle and more sneaky kinda think small, quick, and funny thoughts
Sick With It
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MAK_The_Lucid_Tongue |
Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 3:09 PM | Message # 200 |
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Stranger: hi You: HELLO Stranger: asl? You: what'd you call me? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You had better be awesome You: obviously You: You're not so awesome so far Stranger: I was waiting for proof of your audacious claim Stranger: And I will continue to wait. You: Hmmmm...... what exactly can i do for you to prove my awesomeness Stranger: Firstly, what gender are u You: female Stranger: Do you own a tiger? You: a step closer to awesome? Stranger: Indeed You: i used to own a tiger but my tarantula's ate her Stranger: Hmm Stranger: And how old are you? You: 22 and a half Stranger: You are indeed awesome You: I have to girlfriends here with me...they say HI....oh, and so does my geeky little sister Stranger: I see Stranger: Hello to you all Stranger: How are we? You: We're exhausted from swimming all day Stranger: I am sure you had a good time Stranger: Swimming is an excellent past time You: oh, we did for sure!!! tehehehehe Stranger: He he he You: I got a joke for you You: What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade??? Stranger: I like one of them Stranger: Go on? You: You can't marmalade your dick down my throat Stranger: Thats pretty damn good You: how would you feel if i told you I'm a 28 yr. old drunk that hasn't shaved in 2 weeks? Stranger: Would you be male? You: YES'SIREEFERS........REAL HIPHOP FOREVER!!!!!!!! BEEEEITCH!!!!! Stranger: Then you would not be awesome Stranger: Not.. at.. all SIR You: BAHAHAHAHA ........www.realhiphopforever.com You: Peace in the middle crease!!! Stranger: lemonparty.org Stranger: Awesome electro! Stranger: What do you think? You: huh? You: awesome electro?? Stranger: Visit my site dude! You: what is it? some sick child porn thing or something? Stranger: WTF? Stranger: Your sick You: Your Site aint got shit on RHHF.......... Later Skater!!! Added (26/Jun/09, 3:09 Pm) --------------------------------------------- Stranger: alright You: a'ight Stranger: we don't know eachother You: or do we? Stranger: there is NO way we COULD eachother unless we tell eachother Stranger: tell me your DARKEST secret ever You: hmm..... we may have met in a past life Stranger: I DARE you Stranger: but there is no way of knowing tho Stranger: come on Stranger: the one thing you CAN'T tell anyone else You: I wanna know EVERYTHING about you...I wanna "know" you! Stranger: aww but I wanna know secrets Stranger: from strangers Stranger: is there a big story coming up? You: ok...... I have 3 dads, I drink WAYYYY too much....when i drink i have to do coke and when i do coke i have to drink Stranger: you have 3 dads? Stranger: how does that work? :S You: my biological dad left me as a baby.... i got another dad (step0 who my mom later divorced and now i got another one Stranger: oh right Stranger: but that isn't really a secret, right? You: the secret is that my mom and i have the 1st two in our basement You: now you! Stranger: I eat puppies You: .......and the dark part? Stranger: sometimes they poop in my mouth You: do you find Shar-pei's tuff too eat cuz of all that loose skin? Stranger: what? Stranger: you're weird man 
"UNTIL THEY STOP ME, BURY, MURDER ME OR DROP ME, I GOT...THUG LUV FOR MY NATIONWIDE POSSE"
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Menace |
Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 3:25 PM | Message # 201 |
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: so what about luis jimenez to best ham? You: yeah Stranger: You: You: so Stranger: yes You: mmmkay Stranger: are u a male/fem? You: male You: u? Stranger: sorry i am Stranger: i kind of hate males You: shemale are u? You: lol Stranger: yes Stranger: but i dont want to be that:( Stranger: i want my penise away You: nasty Stranger: i want to be a girl not shemale:( Stranger: i just got aa penise a doctor operated the wrong one i just wanted boobs:(
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TheWatcher |
Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 4:37 PM | Message # 202 |
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Stranger: Hey m or f? You: F You: You? Stranger: M 18 USA new York Stranger: You? You: I'm so female, oh and if I'm typing slow that's because I'm masturbating my penis with my right hand. You: So what's your number? You: We could meet up and shit, for real. You: Ahh fuck, I just came all over my screen.. Stranger: How do I got a dick if your female Your conversational partner has disconnected.Added (26/Jun/09, 4:37 Pm) --------------------------------------------- Stranger: male, 30, Italy\UK You: Heyy babe You: 27/F/U.S. Stranger: Hi You: I'm playing with my pussy right now.. How would you like to meet up.. Get together, you could undress me and shit and then I'd lay on top of you, our dicks touching.. Stranger: It would be great Stranger: But you are very far _________________________ Not the reaction I expected.. 
Message edited by TheWatcher - Friday, 26/Jun/09, 4:33 PM
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s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 5:14 AM | Message # 203 |
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 7:16 AM | Message # 204 |
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LOL! WTF?!?!?! HAHA!!!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 7:39 AM | Message # 205 |
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Stranger: hi You: Momma told me don't talk to no strangers.. You: Then again she also told me don't cross the street but I did anyway.. You: Guess I'm just cool like that. Stranger: ok bye bye You: Wtf Fu You: Wastin my time. You: I better not see you around in the omegle streets no mo son. Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are you You: I'ma muthafuckin whoop yo ass son, belt buckle yo ass till the skin's off son. You: 18 You: Make up sex? You: I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it.. You: You know how it is Stranger: female You: Gotta keep it gangsta, I do it for the streets baby.. You: The omegle streets. You: Yo son, did you just call me a female?! You: Ahh son I know he didn't man.. I know he didn't.. Stranger: are you ok You: Ahh fuck.. Eboyd's got his fingers up my ass crack again damnit.. Your conversational partner has disconnected.Added (27/Jun/09, 7:39 Am) --------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello Stranger: nice to talk with you You: It really is. You: Hello to you to sir. Stranger: a terrible mistake Stranger: I am not a sir You: Ahh, King Arthur has yet to make you a knight? You: It's alright man.. I remember when I first joined.. You: Nigga wouldn't even allow me to sit at the roundtable You: I was just sitting with the peasants, chilling and shit. Stranger: what? You: Some fine bitch would call me sir then King Arthur would be all bitchy, correct her and shit.. "Oh he?! He ain't no knight. Why don't ya c'mere and give King Arthur some puss-puss" Stranger: I am not going to talk with you about english literature. You: Should've whooped his ass but eh. You: Oh, I'm not talking about literature. You: But alright, let's talk about something else. Stranger: You have amazing typing speed You: Thank you, so we're discussing typing speed now? You: I'd be okay with that but eboyd would prefer male genetalia Stranger: sure, if you wish You: He's always pushing me like that. You: He's sitting right next to me, poking me and shit and like.. telling me to do stupid shit like "Say penis, say penis" then he'd be all giggly and shit. You: He's huge though, so I ain't going to punch him. You: Oh you may recognize him.. You: He was in the Backstreet boys, know them? Stranger: no. You: What the fuck? Stranger: I have to go now You: But alright, no worries, no worries. Stranger: see you You: Yeah you better run bitch.
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eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 7:40 AM | Message # 206 |
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Quote (TheWatcher) Stranger: hi You: Momma told me don't talk to no strangers.. You: Then again she also told me don't cross the street but I did anyway.. You: Guess I'm just cool like that. Stranger: ok bye bye You: Wtf Fu You: Wastin my time. You: I better not see you around in the omegle streets no mo son. Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are you You: I'ma muthafuckin whoop yo ass son, belt buckle yo ass till the skin's off son. You: 18 You: Make up sex? smile You: I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it.. You: You know how it is Stranger: female You: Gotta keep it gangsta, I do it for the streets baby.. You: The omegle streets. You: Yo son, did you just call me a female?! You: Ahh son I know he didn't man.. I know he didn't.. Stranger: are you ok You: Ahh fuck.. Eboyd's got his fingers up my ass crack again damnit.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. why does my name so often come up? haha!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 7:41 AM | Message # 207 |
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Quote (TheWatcher) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello Stranger: nice to talk with you You: It really is. You: Hello to you to sir. Stranger: a terrible mistake Stranger: I am not a sir You: Ahh, King Arthur has yet to make you a knight? You: It's alright man.. I remember when I first joined.. You: Nigga wouldn't even allow me to sit at the roundtable You: I was just sitting with the peasants, chilling and shit. Stranger: what? You: Some fine bitch would call me sir then King Arthur would be all bitchy, correct her and shit.. "Oh he?! He ain't no knight. Why don't ya c'mere and give King Arthur some puss-puss" Stranger: I am not going to talk with you about english literature. You: Should've whooped his ass but eh. You: Oh, I'm not talking about literature. You: But alright, let's talk about something else. Stranger: You have amazing typing speed You: Thank you, so we're discussing typing speed now? You: I'd be okay with that but eboyd would prefer male genetalia Stranger: sure, if you wish You: He's always pushing me like that. You: He's sitting right next to me, poking me and shit and like.. telling me to do stupid shit like "Say penis, say penis" then he'd be all giggly and shit. You: He's huge though, so I ain't going to punch him. You: Oh you may recognize him.. You: He was in the Backstreet boys, know them? Stranger: no. You: What the fuck? Stranger: I have to go now You: But alright, no worries, no worries. Stranger: see you You: Yeah you better run bitch. LMFAO!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 8:16 AM | Message # 208 |
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watcher is hilarious
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 8:35 AM | Message # 209 |
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Fuuuuuuuck... I woulda just stopped and tell her to show me a pic of her
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 27/Jun/09, 8:44 AM | Message # 210 |
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I thought u liked nuts
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