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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: good how u
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: asl pls
You: ur mom
You have disconnected.

Added (26/Jun/09, 2:10 Am)
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Stranger: are you a guy?
You: im a he/she
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (26/Jun/09, 2:15 Am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey bitch
Stranger: don't bitch me, I'm God fucker
Stranger: I'll smite you're ass
You: nigga im chuck norris
You: ill roundhouse kick u to hell
You: bitch
You: fuck off
You: -roundhouse kick-
Stranger: fuck you, I got lightning
You: say hello to hell
You: bye
Stranger: hello
You have disconnected.

Added (26/Jun/09, 1:16 Pm)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hi
You: male or female
You: cause i wanna cyber
Stranger: MALE
You: damnitttttttttt
You: lets cyber anyways
You: i just wanna take my penis...
You: and put it beside your
You: s
You: and....
You: u know...
You: uh....
You: like
You: twirl them
You: .around
You: beside each other
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: dig?
You: naw man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (26/Jun/09, 1:38 Pm)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helloo
You: MALE OR FEMALE
Stranger: asl?
You: CAUSE I WANNA CYBER
Stranger: male
Stranger: u?
You: DAMNITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
You: LETS CYBER ANYWAYS
You: im a female
You: but a lez
Stranger: ohh
You: if you know what i mean
Stranger: age? location?\
You: 17
You: and you?
Stranger: 20 netherlands
You: niiiiiiice
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: i like to lick my friends pussy
You: tastes soooooooo good
Stranger: oh i bet, i'd love to do that too
You: lol
Stranger: u have a picture of u that i can see?
You: we usually have sex with a cucumber together
You: that way we can hug each other
You: and kiss
You: and feel each others boobies
Stranger: ur making me very horny
You: lol
You: i bet
Stranger: can i see a pic of u?
You: possibly
You: lets get to know each other better...
You: dig?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what u want to know :d
You: hows life treating you
Stranger: pretty well to be honest, just got an appartment and a new car
Stranger: so cannot complain
Stranger: how about yourself?
You: niiiiiiiiiiiice
You: well i just graduated
You: off to go to university
Stranger: congratz
You: getting a dorm
Stranger: what will u go study?
You: hopefully lotta hot females there:D
You: psychology
Stranger: oh i bet there will be alot of girls there
You: yea i hope so
You: me and my friends like to slap each others asses
Stranger: nice
You: its fun
Stranger: i would like a threesome with u i think
You: most are straight
You: actually i wouldnt mind
You: but its good cause my bi friend is soooooooooo hot
You: she has the most perfect body any guy would wanna fuck
Stranger: nice
You: so im lucky
Stranger: how about ur body then?
You: cause i did it with her
You: lol
You: guys wanna fuck me too
You: i had sex with a guy twice
You: wasnt bad
Stranger: cool
You: but i prefer females
You: dont u ?
You: lol
Stranger: i do :d
Stranger: u do anal too?
You: never tried
You: have you had sex before?
Stranger: yeah
You: nice
Stranger: sure is
Stranger:
You: when was the first time
Stranger: 2 years ago
You: nice
You: i lost my virginity when i was 14
You: it was with the guy...
Stranger: wow thats early
You: lol
You: yea i know!
Stranger: i am getting curious now! want to see a pic of u
You: i lost my virginity to females at 15
You: ok
Stranger: nice
You: here
You: one sec...
Stranger: ok
You: Stranger is typing...
Stranger: im not :d
Stranger: im waiting on u :
Stranger:
You: k
You: actually what kind would you like?
You: i have some pretty naughty ones
You: srry my computer is slow
Stranger: oh wow a naughty one would be very nice
Stranger: that would make me the happiest guy in the world :P
You: lol
You: i like sending naughty pics of myself
You: turns me on for some reason
You: even to guys too ;p
You: dont know why
Stranger: u like if i jerk off to them?
You: lol
You: go right ahead
You: wow my computer is lagging
Stranger: :d
Stranger: ill wait for naughty pics :d
You: actually my page is still loading...
You: it could take a minute
You: but in the mean time
You: youll jack off to them?
You: ill send you one
Stranger: nice
You: since i still dont know you
Stranger: :d
You: how doe sit feel jacking off
You: is it better than sex ;P
Stranger: no
Stranger: definelty not
You: i bet
Stranger: but then if i have to do
You: having a hot womans face and body right infront of u like that
Stranger: its nicer if i know somebody else is horny too
You: yes i know!
Stranger: and real naughty pics make me horny
Stranger: i dont like porn
You: lol same here
Stranger: all the fake woman and stuff
You: you dont?
You: oh
Stranger: no
You: well its not bad for me
Stranger: i want real stuff
You: lol
You: ill be sending you real stuff alright
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i think ur gonna make me cum good tnite
You: do you jack off alot?
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: atleast once a day
Stranger: u play with urself alot?
You: oh most definately!
You: if im alone then ill just think of my friend
You: sometimes ill do it the whole night
You: it feels sooooooooooo good
Stranger: mm nice
Stranger: ur pussy gets very wet?
You: yea lol
You: it feels good
Stranger: i would love to lick some of that moist of urs
You: my friends actually tastes good
You: i like to lick it too
You: ok
You: heres one of me
You: i was at my friends house
You: it was in her backyard
You: she wanted me to strp to take a pic of me
Stranger: good of her :P
You: it was early in the morning....
You: http://www.sambuka.com/sunny-leone/content22.jpg
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ur sexy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You had better be awesome
You: obviously
You: You're not so awesome so far
Stranger: I was waiting for proof of your audacious claim
Stranger: And I will continue to wait.
You: Hmmmm...... what exactly can i do for you to prove my awesomeness
Stranger: Firstly, what gender are u
You: female
Stranger: Do you own a tiger?
You: a step closer to awesome?
Stranger: Indeed
You: i used to own a tiger but my tarantula's ate her
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: And how old are you?
You: 22 and a half
Stranger: You are indeed awesome
You: I have to girlfriends here with me...they say HI....oh, and so does my geeky little sister
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Hello to you all
Stranger: How are we?
You: We're exhausted from swimming all day
Stranger: I am sure you had a good time
Stranger: Swimming is an excellent past time
You: oh, we did for sure!!! tehehehehe
Stranger: He he he
You: I got a joke for you
You: What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade???
Stranger: I like one of them
Stranger: Go on?
You: You can't marmalade your dick down my throat
Stranger: Thats pretty damn good
You: how would you feel if i told you I'm a 28 yr. old drunk that hasn't shaved in 2 weeks?
Stranger: Would you be male?
You: YES'SIREEFERS........REAL HIPHOP FOREVER!!!!!!!! BEEEEITCH!!!!!
Stranger: Then you would not be awesome
Stranger: Not.. at.. all SIR
You: BAHAHAHAHA ........www.realhiphopforever.com
You: Peace in the middle crease!!!
Stranger: lemonparty.org
Stranger: Awesome electro!
Stranger: What do you think?
You: huh?
You: awesome electro??
Stranger: Visit my site dude!
You: what is it? some sick child porn thing or something?
Stranger: WTF?
Stranger: Your sick
You: Your Site aint got shit on RHHF.......... Later Skater!!!

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Stranger: alright
You: a'ight
Stranger: we don't know eachother
You: or do we?
Stranger: there is NO way we COULD eachother unless we tell eachother
Stranger: tell me your DARKEST secret ever
You: hmm..... we may have met in a past life
Stranger: I DARE you
Stranger: but there is no way of knowing tho
Stranger: come on
Stranger: the one thing you CAN'T tell anyone else
You: I wanna know EVERYTHING about you...I wanna "know" you!
Stranger: aww but I wanna know secrets
Stranger: from strangers
Stranger: is there a big story coming up?
You: ok...... I have 3 dads, I drink WAYYYY too much....when i drink i have to do coke and when i do coke i have to drink
Stranger: you have 3 dads?
Stranger: how does that work? :S
You: my biological dad left me as a baby.... i got another dad (step0 who my mom later divorced and now i got another one
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: but that isn't really a secret, right?
You: the secret is that my mom and i have the 1st two in our basement
You: now you!
Stranger: I eat puppies
You: .......and the dark part?
Stranger: sometimes they poop in my mouth
You: do you find Shar-pei's tuff too eat cuz of all that loose skin?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you're weird man

"UNTIL THEY STOP ME, BURY, MURDER ME OR DROP ME, I GOT...THUG LUV FOR MY NATIONWIDE POSSE"

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Stranger: male, 30, Italy\UK
You: Heyy babe
You: 27/F/U.S.
Stranger: Hi
You: I'm playing with my pussy right now.. How would you like to meet up.. Get together, you could undress me and shit and then I'd lay on top of you, our dicks touching..
Stranger: It would be great
Stranger: But you are very far
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Not the reaction I expected..

Added (27/Jun/09, 7:39 Am)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: nice to talk with you
You: It really is.
You: Hello to you to sir.
Stranger: a terrible mistake
Stranger: I am not a sir
You: Ahh, King Arthur has yet to make you a knight?
You: It's alright man.. I remember when I first joined..
You: Nigga wouldn't even allow me to sit at the roundtable
You: I was just sitting with the peasants, chilling and shit.
Stranger: what?
You: Some fine bitch would call me sir then King Arthur would be all bitchy, correct her and shit.. "Oh he?! He ain't no knight. Why don't ya c'mere and give King Arthur some puss-puss"
Stranger: I am not going to talk with you about english literature.
You: Should've whooped his ass but eh.
You: Oh, I'm not talking about literature.
You: But alright, let's talk about something else.
Stranger: You have amazing typing speed
You: Thank you, so we're discussing typing speed now?
You: I'd be okay with that but eboyd would prefer male genetalia
Stranger: sure, if you wish
You: He's always pushing me like that.
You: He's sitting right next to me, poking me and shit and like.. telling me to do stupid shit like "Say penis, say penis" then he'd be all giggly and shit.
You: He's huge though, so I ain't going to punch him.
You: Oh you may recognize him..
You: He was in the Backstreet boys, know them?
Stranger: no.
You: What the fuck?
Stranger: I have to go now
You: But alright, no worries, no worries.
Stranger: see you
You: Yeah you better run bitch.

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my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0