The OMEGLE Thread - Page 13

Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 8:08 PM | Message # 181

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nobody likes you

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 8:10 PM | Message # 182

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no, she's a lesbo.

i really think she is

she says her and her friends grab each others asses all the time,...she poked her friends boobs and we were discussing boobies for a half hour.....she said she would let me touch hers

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 8:11 PM | Message # 183

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perverted people

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you have a webcam?
You have disconnected.

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 8:11 PM | Message # 184

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sodr ur addicted!! go back to watching porn

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 8:21 PM | Message # 185

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u suck at these

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 8:40 PM | Message # 186

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i don't want to cyber okay?
Stranger: let's have a slightly mature conversation
Stranger: please.
You: ok
You: no problem
Stranger: so where you from?
You: OH NOES A TIGER!
You: AHHHHHHHH
You: RUN!
You: GO ONYX
You: ROCK SMASH!
Stranger: LLAMAS ARE ATTACKING MY VILLAGE
You: THROWS POKEBALL!
Stranger: THEYRE EVERYWHERE MAN
You: BOOP
Stranger: AAAHHHHH
You: BOOP
You: BEEEEEP
You: YES!!!!!
You: I CAUGHT A STRANGER!
Stranger: LLAMAS
Stranger: RUUUUUUUUUUUN
You: IMMA NAME HIS DUMBASS
Stranger: THEYRE EATING MY FOOT
You: DUMBASS GOES TO BILLS PC
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAH
You: AHHHHH
You: NOT UR FOOT
You: THAT HURTS!
Stranger: IT DOESSS
You: GO ONYX!
Stranger: OUCHHHh
You: ROCK SMASH THOSE LLAMAS
You: ITS SUPER AFFECTIVE
You: GO STING RAY!
Stranger: -ROCK SMASHES THOSE LLAMAS-
Stranger: ZOMFG
Stranger: IT HELPED
Stranger: TY!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: YAY
You: IUR WELCOME
Stranger: BUT NO
Stranger: A GORILLA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAH
You: FUCK!
You: GET IN THE CAR
You: HURRY!
Stranger: MY CAR IS EATEN ALREADY :/
You: I HAVE MINE
Stranger: BY LLAMAS
You: HURRY U DUMBASS
You: GET IN
Stranger: IM GETTING IN NOW
Stranger: biggrin

Stranger: UH
Stranger: THE GORILLA IS ON TOP OF THE CAR
Stranger: D:
You: OH NOES!
Stranger: WHAT DO WE DO?
You: I HAS A BANANA
Stranger: LETS HONK!
You: THROW IT!
Stranger: -HONKS AND THROWS BANANANANANA-
You: =d
You: =D ITS GONE
You: OH NOES!! HERE COME CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: CHUCK
You: WERE SCREWED!!
Stranger: OH WELL
You: WHAT R WE GONNA DO??
Stranger: IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO?
You: DO
You: CHUCK NORRIS HAS 234629472 HP
You: FUCK!!!
Stranger: :/
You: CHUCK NORRIS USES ROUNDHOUSE KICK
Stranger: CHUCK PLEASE DONT KILL OS
Stranger: US*
Stranger: NOES
Stranger: NOT THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!!!!!!!!1
You: OH NOES
You: DUCK!
You: *CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS U*
You: OH NOES!
You: OH NOES!
Stranger: YOU CANT DUCK BEFORE CHUCK
You: HELP OPRAH!
You: SAVE US TOM CRUISE
Stranger: OPRAH IS TRYING TO RAPE US sad

Stranger: AND TOM CRUISE IS JUMPING ON ME
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAH
You: THAT FUCKING WHORE
Stranger: i guess i'm quite dead now.
You: YES
You: RIP STRANGER
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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 9:05 PM | Message # 187

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EPIC FAIL

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: inb4 RIP
You: hey my nigga
Stranger: what's good son?
You: nothing much just gettin my dick sucked
You: with my laptop
Stranger: your laptop is sucking your dick?
Stranger: holy fuck where'd you buy that at?
You: at this porn store
You: called best buy
Stranger: oh shit nigga can i borrow dat?
You: u got best buy by u
Stranger: nah nigga i got dollar general
You: well they got them crazy dirty ones
You: they give u STDs
You: cost 1$ for those
Stranger: man i don't give a fuck yo
Stranger: i want my dick sucked
Stranger: son
You: fine i know where u can buy the bottleg good ones
Stranger: oh shit where at?
You: go to a 7/11
Stranger: 7/11?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (25/Jun/09, 9:05 Pm)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey my nigga
Stranger: I'm now chatting with a random stranger, so I will say hi!
Stranger: HI!
You: u a girl or boy
Stranger: The n-word is racist.
Stranger: Jesus doesn't approve of it.
You: not when u r african american
Stranger: No, Jesus doesn't approve of anything that can cause harm to anyone when spoken to anyone by anyone.
You: man yo soft ass betta get off my server
You: bitch
You: im from the damn hood
Stranger: Soft cuz you RAEPD IT WIT YO BIG BLACK COCK
You: dont give a fuck about that religion
Stranger: NIGGER
Stranger: NEGRO
You: i thought nigger rascit bitch
Stranger: CUNT!
BARBARA STREISAND
You: stfu white boy
Stranger: Oh sorry, I said the B-S word
You: get off my server
You have disconnected.

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Furious_Pryme

Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 9:25 PM | Message # 188

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LMFAO

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 9:41 PM | Message # 189

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you suck titties?
Stranger: Nah im not lesbian buht i might one day
You: Damn't!
Stranger: asl
You: You're not tempted by these? -flashes-
Stranger: :O omg i sooooooo am !!
You: Anyway, 18/F/Right in front of you.
Stranger: 17 f oh yea so that yooh
You: Ok, but I don't like it rough. I'm weird like that.
Stranger: I Do At Timesz ii gtg sowii time for my break
You: Please, just suck 'em real quick.
Stranger: Can't, sowii.
Me:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow chang you know all the right moves to get chicks
-_-

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Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 10:04 PM | Message # 190

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Two questions: 1) Was that -_- Tha Pryde logo or the "You dumbass" symbol?
2) Dp chats work on your PC? 'Cause I'm interested in what you would say LOL.

Yeah it was the pryde logo.and yeah iv chatted on it like 3 times
this one guy thought Australia was in Mexico, i forgot to post it

Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 10:42 PM | Message # 191

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hilarious short conversation

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: good licking horse shit
Stranger: i'm glad
You: wanna help me lick horse shit?
Stranger: mmhmm
Stranger: wait wait wait
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/brazil and a fat ass
Stranger: damnnnnnnnn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Trainer Ash sends out Charizard!
You: trainer nigga sends out peniszard\
You: PENISZARD DO CUM ATTACK
Stranger: DAMN YOU /b/!
Stranger: /v/ was here first!
You: fuck charzard, penizard is the winner
Stranger: DAMN IT
Stranger: This is a story, all about how...?
You: peniszard
Stranger: Stupid fick
Stranger: fuck*
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Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 0:57 AM | Message # 192

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live ! my thread was to live!
You: do u remeber that one time?
Stranger: i really do
Stranger: there were so many lobsters
You: i kno
You: then they started attack us
Stranger: fuckin came out of nowhere
Stranger: just like 'Nam
You: i kno
You: damn lobsters
You: i throw bomb at them
You: they go boom!
You: then i laugh
You: mwahaha
Stranger: damnit son
Stranger: they're ppl too
You: half lobsters half ppl?
You: :O
Stranger: you cant just go defiling their lobster women
You: more lobster pussy for me
You: am i right?
You: can i get an amen!?
Stranger: they say it has its own claws you know
You: yea
You: i found out the hard way once
You: so i grabbed my AR15 and blasted her head off
You: then a lion came
You: so i released charmander
You: then he used fflamethrower
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 1:49 AM | Message # 193

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 17 f
Stranger: u know the rules
You: lets cyber
Stranger: k go
You: you start hun
You: wait how old are u?
Stranger: you do plz smile

Stranger: 21
You: nice smile
Stranger: you?
You: i already said
Stranger: oh
Stranger: :P

Stranger: well start please
You: noo babe i want you to start wink
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: im not rly good at starting : /
You: tell me what you want to do to me ;]
Stranger: lick your nice and wet pussy
You: mmm yea
You: what else
Stranger: make you cum so hard that you can barley walk
You: mmm keep going
You: what else
Stranger: squeeze your tits a little
Stranger: then bring my huge cock inside your pussy
Stranger: mmmmmmhh
You: you want to know what ill do to you?
Stranger: let me hear
You: ill get close to you
You: and tell you
You: that im actually working with chris hanson on the show how to catch predator
You: u fuckin child molester!
You: ur going down
You: i got ur ip address!!!
You: ur going to jail!!
Stranger: oh shit
You: i hope you burn in hell!
You: were coming for you you sick fuck!
Stranger: shit
You: your gonna get raped in jail!!
You: have a nice life in prison
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Date: Friday, 26/Jun/09, 1:58 AM | Message # 194

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LMFAO^^^^