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The OMEGLE Thread
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
#TeamHipster
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:08 PM | Message # 166 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
You: Onxy go!!!
You: RocK SMASH You: MASTER BALL
Stranger: It's not very effective
You: CAUGHT!! Stranger: awww it got away!
You: nope
You: I caught you
Stranger: Abra evolved into Venesaur
Stranger: SOLAR BEAM!!!
You: No I already caught you
You: Yuo mine
You: *Your
You: I won
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: Squirtle, Go!
You: U suck noob
You: No u dont get it I already caught the abra
Stranger: Squirtle used water gun
Stranger: It's super effective
You: I already won fuck face!!!!!!
Stranger: Onyx fainted
Stranger: I get my Abra back
You: no bitch
You: Its mine
Stranger: Give it
You: no
You: I won
You: U lose
You: Noob
Stranger: A wild Weedle appears!
Stranger: Weedle uses String shot
You: omfg noone wants a needle
Stranger: Which wraps you up
Stranger: Then I steal Abra back
You: Nope cuz I broke the pokeball and killed it
Stranger: WHAT???
You: HHAAHA take yor dead abra
Stranger: Abra turned into Gastly
You: Im a ghostbuster
Stranger: Gastly went and found you and fucking Psychic'd your ass
You: I sucked you into a vacuum
You: Im the best GHOST HUNTER
Stranger: THERE IS NO POKEVACUUM
You: NOW THERE IS
You: so get used to it
Stranger: Mew, Go!
Stranger: Mew is unstoppable and uses Hyper Beam
Stranger: Which kills you
You: I use Chuck Norris roundhousekick
Stranger: In the afterlife, Gastly motherfucking pistol whips your ass
Stranger: Too bad Mr. T blocks the roundhouse kick
You: Then Clint Easwood comes and insults you
You: You cry yourself to death
You: I win
You: Master Ball GO!!! You: HAHA I caught a human
Stranger: You can't!
You: I wanna name u Bubbles
Stranger: I'm not human
Stranger: I'm a Kling on
Stranger: Ha!
You: well I caught a kling on
Stranger: the USS Enterprise comes and smokes your ass
Stranger: And Captain Kirk saves me
You: No cuz I broke that pokeball too
You: your dead
You: along with me
Stranger: Jesus sends your ass to hell
You: You fall
Stranger: Satan rapes you
Stranger: I win
You: shortly after Ido
You: no cuz I already caught the Abra
You: So therefore U LOSE
Stranger: Abra comes to heaven with me
You: U can leave now
Stranger: So I end up with Abra
You: yall 2 can go have beastialty things together then
You: u enjoy that dont ya?
Stranger: Fine, it's better than having a melon shaped hole for an ass
You: whoa u mean uhave one?
Stranger: no, you
You: no I dont
Stranger: since Satan penis skewered you
You: im not the on e getting nailed by a pokemon
Stranger: At least Abra goes gentle
You: wow okay thats plain gay
You: Im going away now
You have disconnected. the little fucker tried to play me
Sick With It
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:11 PM | Message # 167 |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: wuss up
Stranger: nth n u ?
You: great im just fucking my broad with my laptop in my hand
Stranger: nice !
You: and u
You: asl
You: ooooooooo
You: i just hit the spot
You: YIKES THAT FELT GOOD
Stranger: 18 f moscow
You: im 22 m moscow
Stranger: moscow too !
You: YEAH
You: u a virgin?
Stranger: no
You: cool
Stranger: do you wanna have sex with me ?
You: hell yea
You: after i beat this one up
You: i almost there
Stranger: just say when and where
Stranger: and I'll come
You: downtown moscow at the biggest restaurant in moscow in the back ally
Stranger: when ?
You: at midnight tomorrow
Stranger: ok I'll be there
Stranger: how long is you dick ?
You: 8.7 inches
Stranger: 'cauze I don't like little ones ...
You: i heard russian girls r deep throated
You: is that true?
Stranger: you'll be able to verify this tomorrow
You: ok you'll be able to verify this dick stroking tomorrow haha
You: u there?
Stranger: hell yeah !
You: oh u i fuck u so hard i will bring your hymen back on that pussy
Stranger: I'm gonna like it
You: it'll be the best experience in history of dick sucking
Stranger: do you want me to bring a camera ?
You: no it'll be WAY TOO RAW FOR PEOPLE TO SEE
You: the dick will go fast in that ass the camera wont be able to follow it
Stranger: ok we'll see that tomorrow
Stranger: I gotta go
Stranger: bye sweetheart
You: bye bye i love u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Added (25/Jun/09, 3:11 Pm)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: bye
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:19 PM | Message # 168 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/f/Belarus
Stranger: u?
You: 18/M/Brazil
You: ever been to Brazil?
Stranger: no,but i want
You: its real cool there
You: I love the beach
Stranger: i know..))
Stranger: what's ur na,e? You: my name is Paco
You: u?
Stranger: Kate
You: kate, I like that name
Stranger: thx)
Stranger: girls in Brazil has this name? You: I kno a few Kates in America
You: I go there for my dad every summer
Stranger: ))cool
You: American girls ROCK!!
You: especially the big booty ghetto ones
Stranger: wow) booty..what does it mean?
You: ass
You: you kno that money maker
You: I love those big juicy Ying Yang Twins Video Hoes Asses
Stranger: ohhh...)))
You: ever been to America before?
You: or u stay in Russia?
Stranger: no
Stranger: next year i'll go to America
You: its fun
You: make sure u get sloppy drunk
You: and hook up with a random guy
You: and fuck his brains out
You: then rob the money from his wallet
You: and jet!
Stranger: awesome)
You: yea but ig2g bitch see ya
You have disconnected.
Sick With It
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:25 PM | Message # 169 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny drug dealer now u want "fish" or "ribs"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:30 PM | Message # 170 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: meow
You: Its a Meowth!!
You: master ball go!!!
You: I caught u
You: I win
You: NOOB
Stranger: oh no!
Stranger: *cries*
You: I now dub you as MC Pussy
Stranger: *cries much more*
You: now go to my PC and leave me alone
You: ur dismissed
Stranger: to your PC?
You: yea foo PC
Stranger: where do you live?
Stranger: where is your pc?
You: in Kanto in Pewter CIty
You: *City
Stranger: ok, i'm running to kanto, it's gonna take a while
You: no you douche u get teleported to the PC
Stranger: oh...
You: yea so u can leave now
You: disconnect!!
Stranger: no, you disconnect!
You: okay lol
You have disconnected.
Sick With It
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:31 PM | Message # 171 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i told kimmy your mom would pick her up
You: i told john yesterday to get money so i could sell this "fish", where the fuck is his faggot ass?
Stranger: he probably is with jim jacking of to some gay shit.
Stranger: off*
You: yo let give this burna so you could wack this nigga off then go to a bank and rob that shit ok
You: so i could sell them "fishes" and "ribs"
Stranger: ok
You: And we have a whole barbeque
Stranger: dont forget the "hot dogs"
You: yea son that indo nigga
Stranger: timmys got some in the trunk
You: i even got that sacred shit from them native americans
You: how long did timmy have it?
You: in his trunk?
Stranger: a couple of weeks
Stranger: yeah in his trunk
You: yo why the fuck didnt timmy tell me
You: wack that nigga off too
Stranger: cause hes a selfish bastard
Stranger: that bitch gotta problem
You: wax that nigga's head on the concrete
Stranger: oh shit.
Stranger: the popo!
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:38 PM | Message # 172 |
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Quote (Lord_Meth) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: A wild Abra appears! You: Onxy go!!! You: RocK SMASH You: MASTER BALL
Stranger: It's not very effective
You: CAUGHT!! Stranger: awww it got away!
You: nope
You: I caught you
Stranger: Abra evolved into Venesaur
Stranger: SOLAR BEAM!!!
You: No I already caught you
You: Yuo mine
You: *Your
You: I won
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: Squirtle, Go!
You: U suck noob
You: No u dont get it I already caught the abra
Stranger: Squirtle used water gun
Stranger: It's super effective
You: I already won fuck face!!!!!!
Stranger: Onyx fainted
Stranger: I get my Abra back
You: no bitch
You: Its mine
Stranger: Give it
You: no
You: I won
You: U lose
You: Noob
Stranger: A wild Weedle appears!
Stranger: Weedle uses String shot
You: omfg noone wants a needle
Stranger: Which wraps you up
Stranger: Then I steal Abra back
You: Nope cuz I broke the pokeball and killed it
Stranger: WHAT???
You: HHAAHA take yor dead abra
Stranger: Abra turned into Gastly
You: Im a ghostbuster
Stranger: Gastly went and found you and fucking Psychic'd your ass
You: I sucked you into a vacuum
You: Im the best GHOST HUNTER
Stranger: THERE IS NO POKEVACUUM
You: NOW THERE IS
You: so get used to it
Stranger: Mew, Go!
Stranger: Mew is unstoppable and uses Hyper Beam
Stranger: Which kills you
You: I use Chuck Norris roundhousekick
Stranger: In the afterlife, Gastly motherfucking pistol whips your ass
Stranger: Too bad Mr. T blocks the roundhouse kick
You: Then Clint Easwood comes and insults you
You: You cry yourself to death
You: I win
You: Master Ball GO!!! You: HAHA I caught a human
Stranger: You can't!
You: I wanna name u Bubbles
Stranger: I'm not human
Stranger: I'm a Kling on
Stranger: Ha!
You: well I caught a kling on
Stranger: the USS Enterprise comes and smokes your ass
Stranger: And Captain Kirk saves me
You: No cuz I broke that pokeball too
You: your dead
You: along with me
Stranger: Jesus sends your ass to hell
You: You fall
Stranger: Satan rapes you
Stranger: I win
You: shortly after Ido
You: no cuz I already caught the Abra
You: So therefore U LOSE
Stranger: Abra comes to heaven with me
You: U can leave now
Stranger: So I end up with Abra
You: yall 2 can go have beastialty things together then
You: u enjoy that dont ya?
Stranger: Fine, it's better than having a melon shaped hole for an ass
You: whoa u mean uhave one?
Stranger: no, you
You: no I dont
Stranger: since Satan penis skewered you
You: im not the on e getting nailed by a pokemon
Stranger: At least Abra goes gentle
You: wow okay thats plain gay
You: Im going away now
You have disconnected. the little fucker tried to play me holy shit!  dude, you had me on the verge of tears here haha!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:40 PM | Message # 173 |
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Quote (eboyd) holy shit! dude, you had me on the verge of tears here haha!
LMAO yea he was fun lol the little shit tried to play me out my abra
Sick With It
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:45 PM | Message # 174 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello Neo
You: morphius?
Stranger: yes, Neo your the one...
Stranger: I WANT TO BANG
You: But Morphius...
You: Black People cant be gay in the Matrix
Stranger: Thats right.....
Stranger: Well nice knowing ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sick With It
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:51 PM | Message # 175 |
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ive been chatting with this 19y.o g for 4 hours straight now WTF and i pulled an all nigher on this stupid website!!!!!!
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:56 PM | Message # 176 |
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Quote (sodr2) ive been chatting with this 19y.o g for 4 hours straight now WTF and i pulled an all nigher on this stupid website!!!!!!
holy fuck LMAO!!!!
u falling in love there?
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 4:46 PM | Message # 177 |
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Quote (Lord_Meth) u falling in love there? no, she's a lesbo. he's trying to convince her to subdue to the power of Christ and become hetero (so he can marry her and have children of course!)
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 4:47 PM | Message # 178 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Neo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Graffiti
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 5:05 PM | Message # 179 |
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i feel like i just got a group of 5 year olds addicted to crack...
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 5:07 PM | Message # 180 |
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: alright
You: just broke out of prison
You: neeed a place to stay
Stranger: where are you
Stranger: i will pick you up
You: let mee see
You: i see a rock and some dead rats
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i know where you are
Stranger: hold on
You: where?
Stranger: let me grab a gun
Stranger: and extra ammo
You: ok
Stranger: your in texas
You: and dont forget the ketchup
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
You: hurry
Stranger: want a burger?
Stranger: and soem fries?
You: the dead rat is makin funny faces
You: hold the fries
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: brt
Stranger: -leaves-
You: -pokes the rat-
Stranger: -come to you-
Stranger: yo
You: hey
You: thanks dude
Stranger: dude
Stranger: that rat is getting up.....
You: what
Stranger: O.O its growing
Stranger: wtf
You: -looks at it slowly-
Stranger: THAT SHIT AINT A RAT
Stranger: ITS A DEMON
Stranger: -shoots at it-
Stranger: run nigga run
You: -throws ketchup at it-
You: -runs-
Stranger: -runs with you-
Stranger: shit shit
Stranger: here
You: -stops at a rock and throws it on the demon-
Stranger: -hands you a hand grenade-
Stranger: throw it at him
You: -puts ketchup on the hand grenade and throws it-
You: run for cover!
Stranger: hurry lets get to my car i have more guns
Stranger: -dives for cover-
You: -jumps on some kactus
You: -loud explosio-
Stranger: shit
Stranger: there is more of them
Stranger: get to my car!!!!
You: -runs for car-
Stranger: i have the big guns in there
You: okay
You: -gets an ak47-
Stranger: -grabs rpg-
Stranger: -shoots it at the group of them-
You: Die bitch die!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: SHIT THERE IS 5 MORE
You: -grabs a nuclear bomb-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hey
Stranger: USE IT NOW
You: _uses it-
You: DIE!!!!!!
You: -loud explosion
Stranger: -MUSHROOM CLOUD-
You: -opens mouth-
Stranger: omfg
You: daaamn
Stranger: they are still alive
You: now that what i call a fire
Stranger: lol
You: i know what to do
You: -throws a lemon at them-
Stranger: hahaahha
Stranger: um
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i have maple syrup
Stranger: want to check it at them?
You: hmm
You: make a cocteil
You: i smell molotows -grin-
Stranger: ooohhhh
Stranger: pretty
Stranger: should i brake out the create of fire works?
You: yeah
Stranger: -breaks it out-
Stranger: i got everything we need
You: -ligsht a fire-
You: whenever ur ready
Stranger: -grabs the mega one-
Stranger: lets go
Stranger: -aims the mega one-
You: -lights the fuse-
Stranger: DUCK AND COVER!!!
You: COVER !!
Stranger: -grabs cover-
You: -runs behind the big rocket-
You: ...damn...-rocket explodes-
You: -explosion-
Stranger: noo!!!
Stranger: i never found out your name friend
Stranger: dont die on me!!!!
You: -rises through the ashes- now thats a bitch
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whew
Stranger: your fine
You: 10 years of Fight Club
Stranger: lol
You: a litle rocket aint bringing me down
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats good
You: thats nothing
You: lemme tell youy a story
Stranger: aight
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: -takes out 50 cal-
Stranger: -shoots the demons some more-
Stranger: they just wont die will they?
You: hmm
Stranger: got any ideas
Stranger: -hands you a burger-
You: -summons pikachu and makes the demons ashes-
Stranger: -takes a bite out of my own burger-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: they are still alive
Stranger: look
You: -bites the burger- good burger
Stranger: yea i know
Stranger: -pionts at the ashes-
You: McDonnalds?
Stranger: loook cute mini demons and no
Stranger: i made them....
You: :O
You: nice
You: like them
Stranger: ty ty
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what are goign to do about the horde of demons now?
Stranger: all i have left
Stranger: is 3 swords
Stranger: a spear
Stranger: and bow and arrows
You: hmmm
You: let me get something
Stranger: ok
You: -says something in arab style and a gient gate opens from the sky-
You: -a magical chariot hovers down on the ground-
Stranger: hmm
You: -and a golden chest apears on the chario-
Stranger: impressive
You: -the chest opens revealing....an eraser-
You: -erases demons-
You: Done
You: 
Stranger: yay ><
Stranger: now what?
You: now lets head to...
You: Miami !
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: yes lets
Stranger: -hops in car puts on some tunes-
Stranger: miami here we com
You: -hops i ncar-
Stranger: shit
You: -Aliens appear and talk to me-
Stranger: out of gas....
You: gotta go ,cya lateeeeeeeeeer -flies into the sand-
You have disconnected.
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