lol! suuuuuuuuure haha!

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Added (25/Jun/09, 4:17 Am)
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that is my last one for tonight, this shit is just way too damn fucking fun and addicting

Added (25/Jun/09, 5:36 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lesbian?
You: yes...
You: but is this a joke?
Stranger: sort of
You: or serious?
Stranger: joke
You: ok because im joking hahahaha
You: LMAO
You: wow u fail
Stranger: wow, you're so hilarious
You: just give up in life
You: really?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: am i halarius?
Stranger: fail
You: noooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (25/Jun/09, 5:39 Am)
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl please
You: ay
You: esssss
You: eluh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

BTW i just hooked up with this hotttttttttttttttttt chick...her name is Francesca lol

Added (25/Jun/09, 5:42 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what is love?
Stranger: love is your attitude
You: ok
You: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe
Stranger: yeah
You: i looooooooooooooove you
You: everydaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh darling, i've missed you...
You: baby!
You: YOUVE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGoodness
You: IM SO FULL OF TEARS
Stranger: just hold me close, dear
You:
You: oh hold me close and never let go
You: wait...are you a dude?
Stranger: no
You: really?
Stranger: yeah really
You: guess what?
Stranger: what
You: I...
You: AM.....
You: A MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHOOOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Stranger: no surprise
You: obviously
You: now come here and lets make sweet love by the fire
Stranger: yes indeed
You: really?
Stranger: /sigh
You: you mean moan?
Stranger: if you're kissing my breasts, then yes
You: O_O
You: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: yessssssssssssssssssssss
You: *KISSES BREASTS************
You: *SMOTHERS FACE IN BREASTS*
You: how do you feel?
Stranger: lovely
You: oh...
You: my fraile heart
Stranger: the scent of your skin makes me more slick and silken by the moment
You: cannot take this immense passion
Stranger: breathe, darling
You: this is too much
You: *inhale*
You: *exhale*
Stranger: good
You: *inhale*
You: *exhale*
You: *INHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE************
You: ex...
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
You: lllllllllllllllllll
Stranger: :|
You: my heart rate is decreasing now...
You: how about you increase it once more
You: but pleasing me instead
Stranger: i can run my fingertips over your skin
Stranger: and kiss slowly down your body
You: O_O
Stranger: ...
You: is this real life?
Stranger: i'm kinda falling asleep so idunno
You: same
You: its 5:47 AM LOL
You: anyways
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: where were we
You: yes of course we must make love at night and continue to dawn
You: after kissing, whats next?
Stranger: clasping
Stranger: of your cock
You: use the word penis instead
You: cock is more of a slutty term
Stranger: very well then
You: our love is more...
You: real
You: more...
You: passionate
You: dig?
Stranger: word
You: indeed
You: sentence
You: clasping of my genitles...
You: whatever clasping means
Stranger: google that shit
You: lol
You: should i?
Stranger: why not
You: r u a female?
Stranger: yes
You: i dont think females say "sh*t"
Stranger: i just did
You: ok
You: im yahooing it instead
Stranger: regardless
You: i got flowers
You: lol
You: our love is symbolized by flowers
Stranger: alright...
You: ok so your gonna smother my penis with flowers?
Stranger: no, i don't think you'd enjoy that too much
You: so what will you do with it
Stranger: i'll bring your mind to a daze as i work your penis with nimble fingers
You: meh
You: ive already done that enough with mine
Stranger: soon enough i'll be so curious as to lick down its shaft
You: licking...
You: ic...
You: very interesting
You: as the saliva will provide the necessary lubracant for penetration
Stranger: right-o
You: so that i can acheive maximun satisfaction
You: :)!
You: are you hot?
Stranger: i like to think so
You: cause i dont wanna be chatting with some...
You: some...
You: uh...
Stranger: gnome?
You: whats the word...
Stranger: ugly individual
You: 91 y.o. shemale
You: sure
Stranger: ew
You: lol
You: i wonder how old was the oldest shemale that ever lived
Stranger: i don't think your penis wonders that
You: oh, most definately not!
You: my penis is concerned with other mattersn
You: matters*
You: ...
You: asl?
Stranger: 19/f/us
You: 19/f/us?
Stranger: yes
You: 19...
You: f...
You: us...
You: wha t is your name darling
Stranger: Madeline
You: do you have an education
Stranger: one year of college thus far
You: oh, how wonderful
You: want to know a secreT?
Stranger: maybe maybe not
You: i dont think youll like it
You: but anyways
You: im in love....
You: deeply in love with this girl in my class
You: she is beautiful
Stranger: is that all
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: but wait
You: yesterday...
You: when i was at the amusement park...
You: she noticed me sitting down
You: i was waiting for my bro to finish the ride
You: so...
You: as i was sitting there
You: chillin
You: she was walking along with her friend ...
You: and she said my name....
You: i said hey
You: she said how was i doing?
You: i said good and smiled...
Stranger:
You: i think she said thats good
You: then she continued to wal
You: k
You: i will remember this incident for the rest of my life
Stranger: yes, i think so too
You: i am happy
Stranger: i feel old
You: at the moment anyways
You: old?
You: why?
Stranger: yes
You: i have a talent...
You: i can make old women feel young again
Stranger: i'm not OLD old
Stranger: duh
You: lol
You: oh
You: old for love?
You: or what
Stranger: i'm not even sure
You: oh who is!
You: im tired...
Stranger: take that girl to a museum
You: take her to a museum?!?!?!!??!
Stranger: yes
You: lol
You: you are a comedian!
Stranger: i'm SERIOUS
Stranger: you need conversation
You: let me tell you something
Stranger: what
You: i will probably never see her again
You: :-(
Stranger: there will be others
You: of course
You: but none like her
You: lol
You: jk
Stranger: fare thee well, stranger
You: oh
You: what a tragedy!
You: our conversatoin has come to an end!
You: will i ever see thee again?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: maybe not
Stranger: the world is grey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (25/Jun/09, 7:38 Am)
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THIS THREAD IS A DISEAAAAAAAAAAAASE

THIS THREAD IS A DISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASEE!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGOGMOGOGOMMOGOMGMOGoodness

i pulled an all nighter talking to strangers!!!!!!!!!!!

Added (25/Jun/09, 7:42 Am)
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: 18/m/France
Stranger: you ?
You: 17/f/england
You: we live close!
Stranger: yeah
You: do you want to....
You: make sweet love by za fire?
Stranger: this seems interesting
You: indeed
You: i can make love to you all night long
You: how does that sound?
Stranger: nice
You: it will be more than nice
You: ( . )( . )
You: i seeeeeeee you
Stranger: OH SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE LOAD OF SEMEN
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Added (25/Jun/09, 2:29 Pm)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi I had my first orgasm today
You: with who?
Stranger: I made snow angels on my bed
You: i remember my first orgasm
You: it was great
Stranger: are you a girl or boy?
You: firl
You: girl**

You: lol
Stranger: how did you have yours?
You: i was doing the cowgirl and like the dick was sooooo deep
You: all the juices was just flowing and then boom boom pow!!!!

You: everything spilled all over
You: im starting have a orgasm talking to u
You: (.) (.)
Stranger: you like girls?
You: no
You: boys
Stranger: ok
You: im starting to like u already
You: give me description
Stranger: I'm 12, I have short lack hair and brown eyes
Stranger: I'm south asian
You: im 19 long hair skinny big tits and ass
You: and im african
Stranger: which part of africa?
You: south africa
You: so lost your virginity at 12
You: thats nothing
Stranger: no I just made snow angels I'm still a virgin
You: ooo
You: i had an orgasm when i was 3
You: and had sex when i was 8
Stranger: wow that's too unbelievable
Stranger: later anon
You: not when your fucking 12 year old boys
Stranger: I guess :P
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Added (25/Jun/09, 2:32 Pm)
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i love this site soooooooooooooo much
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: asl?
You: 54/m/france
Stranger: 14 m uk like to get fucked
You: i like fucking pussy
You: i was an porn star in the 70s and 80s
Stranger: my ass is tight
You: hey immma senior playa and the senoir dont play like haha
You: i like viagra
You: It brings all the cum out instantly
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