The OMEGLE Thread
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Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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go to http://omegle.com/ start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: whats ur social security number? You: tell me You: tell me You: now! You: now!!! You: hurry You: i hear sirens outside You: shit theyre coming for me Stranger: no You: come on Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: u gotta help me Stranger: aight You: i need a place to stay You: i just broke out of prison You: i promise not to murder u Stranger: umm Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
#TeamHipster #SWAGSWAG TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:00 AM | Message # 121 |
Emcees
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey u a girl? Stranger: yeah You: like dick? Stranger: yeah\ You: i like pooosay Stranger: i like both You: u do? Stranger: yep Stranger: wuts your name? You: i like nasty infected milk You: my name is pussyman Stranger: mines misty You: mmmmm sure would like to taste some of that Stranger: cool Stranger: asl? You: asl Stranger: yes. You: i do You: too Stranger: mines- Stranger: 16/f/curelean city, kanto region Stranger: The Game. You: the game? You: what about him Stranger: You haveth lost it. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:01 AM | Message # 122 |
Heads
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Quote (Uncharted) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey u a girl? Stranger: yeah You: like dick? Stranger: yeah\ You: i like pooosay Stranger: i like both You: u do? Stranger: yep Stranger: wuts your name? You: i like nasty infected milk You: my name is pussyman Stranger: mines misty You: mmmmm sure would like to taste some of that Stranger: cool Stranger: asl? You: asl Stranger: yes. You: i do You: too Stranger: mines- Stranger: 16/f/curelean city, kanto region Stranger: The Game. You: the game? You: what about him Stranger: You haveth lost it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. asl means Age sex and Location in case u didnt kno that LMAO
Sick With It
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Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:04 AM | Message # 123 |
Emcees
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LOL check this one out LMAO Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: got weapons? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:04 AM | Message # 124 |
OGs
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lmao 16 pages on word is how long my convo was!!
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:05 AM | Message # 125 |
Emcees
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This website be killing me lmao Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: how are ya? You: got weaons? You: and im goo You: good* Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:06 AM | Message # 126 |
Heads
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 985-764-7020 Your conversational partner has disconnected. 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:06 AM | Message # 127 |
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Posts: 6627
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Quote (Joker13) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hola You: girl You: ? Stranger: a/s/l? You: by the way You: hola como estaS? Stranger: 19/f/socal Stranger: I suck at spanish You: lol okay then why did you speak it ? Stranger: Hey, it was just one word :P You: lol so you put me on the spot You: so i thought you were spanish You: anyways You: im 20/M/canada You: CYBER!!? Stranger: sure You: go first Stranger: I slip into something more comfortable and walk up you sitting on the bed You: okay Stranger: I gently start massaging your enormous manhood You: 8 inches Stranger: I'm getting wet You: sure thing keep going Stranger: I slip my pants down and start strokeing my cock You: OMG Stranger: I cum all over you face AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA wat was u thinking of when she said thaat LMAO!!!!!!!1
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:07 AM | Message # 128 |
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Quote (Joker13) I already knew it was gonna happen it was just a matter of when OMG IM BURSTING IN TEARS DUDE LMAO You was like OMG when she pulled out her dick
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s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:09 AM | Message # 129 |
OGs
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Fuck Stranger: I just talked to you Your conversational partner has disconnected. WTF?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:09 AM | Message # 130 |
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Quote (Joker13) Hello I am Optomus Prime and I die at the end of transformers 2 OMFG THAT BITCH SPOILED IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Im going to see it Saturday too
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eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:11 AM | Message # 131 |
Heads
Posts: 13145
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hi You: have you been saved yet? You: by Jesus? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:12 AM | Message # 132 |
OGs
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WOOOOOOOOOW: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: omg hellooooooooo!!!!!!!!! You: its sooooooo nice to meet you!!!!!!!! Stranger: ohemgee hi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: i know Stranger: its fantabulicious You: O_O Stranger: o_O Stranger: what u doinggg coolio adboillio? You: asl and we'll go from here Stranger: badoolio* Stranger: herm Stranger: female Stranger: north carolina You: omg female?!??! Stranger: wbu? You: im a male!!!! You: and im naturally attracted to females!!! Stranger: i gots to go You: noooooo You: ill miss you Stranger: sorry You: will you call? Stranger: bye You: email? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:12 AM | Message # 133 |
Heads
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Quote (eboyd) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i like boobs Stranger: me three You: do you have boobs? You: three boobs? You: nice! Stranger: m yes i habe three Stranger: haha You: where are they? Stranger: Taiwan You: damn! that's nowhere near me sad Stranger: OH! Stranger: i'm sorry You: what kinda boobs are your favorite? You: do you wanna stop talking about boobs? Stranger: m OK Stop it Stranger: wait a minute where are you from You: Pakistan You: i fucking hate my country Stranger: haha Stranger: are you serious? You: what's so funny? i kill you. You: with bomb Stranger: sorry i just kidding You: it's ok smile Stranger: how old are you? You: 25 Stranger: mm You: is that tasty to you? You: or do you just like m&m's? Stranger: m i only 17 years old you think ~~ You: no. i don't think anything. Stranger: mm You: m/f? Stranger: m Stranger: and you? You: a little bit of both Stranger: what= =? You: i'm one of those hermaphrodites Stranger: haaaa You: idk what haaaa means. can you elaborate? Stranger: Too terrorist You: no, three Stranger: Is only is smiling You: yes. whatever the fuck that means. homo. You: i iz sorry sad i haves tourrettes Stranger: Has many meanings You: your fragments are unamusing. You: now AMUSE ME BITCH! You: another outburst sad Stranger: what are you talkink about i can't understand Stranger: sorry@@ You: it's a language. it's called English. i'm speaking it. Stranger: i know = =" You: i fart in your general direction Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol you know he's from Taiwan right?
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Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:25 AM | Message # 134 |
Emcees
Posts: 4766
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You: got weapons Stranger: hmm Stranger: what? You: weapons You: glocks You: aks You: laptops You: rpgs You: my penis Stranger: game? You: glocks You: not game nigga You: M4A1 Stranger: fps? Stranger: conter strike? You: GLOCKS You: ASSAULT RIFLES You: UNLIKE SOCOM Stranger: you You: lame You have disconnected.Added (25/Jun/09, 2:24 Am) --------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 777-546-098 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (25/Jun/09, 2:25 Am) --------------------------------------------- Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello? Stranger: Anyone here? You: 446-876-0987 You: call me You: honey Stranger: Can you hear me? You: CALL ME You have disconnected.
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eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:37 AM | Message # 135 |
Heads
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi~~~~~ Stranger: nice to meet you You: nice to meet you too. You: i am here to discuss a dire matter of global proportions. it is a national security issue. Stranger: wow.... You: do you accept? Stranger: sorry i can't speak english well You: it's ok. as long as you fellate my genitals Stranger: sorry.... Stranger: i don't understand You: oh, sorry. just say yes, i will. it's a sign of respect Stranger: yes You: thank you. are you fellating? Stranger: yes You: good. just continue. the spermatazoa will release soon Stranger: ~~ You: so, how was your day? Stranger: soso You: oh really. was it the goat testicles that ruined it? You: oh, sorry. that was my day. what happened? Stranger: nothing special Stranger: so sad You: i talked to God today. Stranger: wow You: he told me you hadn't been saved. You: would you like to be saved? Stranger: im going to tell you my secret You: ok You: what is your secret young padawan? Stranger: in fact........ Stranger: i am a ANGEL You: OMG! that is AWESOME! so what is the great father like? You: does he allow fetishists into heaven? Stranger: fetishists = ? You: aren't you one? You: if so, i have hope Stranger: yes Stranger: he loves you You: oh, ok. good. cool You: after all those babies i raped i thought he'd never forgive me. Stranger: no Stranger: he forgive you already You: ok, good. You: is God a baby raper like me? You: *rapist Stranger: of caurse not You: damn! i was hoping to rape babies with him Stranger: no..~~ Stranger: you are bad guy but he is good man Stranger: :-0 You: what? did i fart? Stranger: no.... Stranger: lovely You: yes. i am. this is a widely known fact though so your point is moot. You: are you still fellating? Stranger: i don't understand you ... Stranger: sorry You: nevermind. the spermatazoa has been release all over your epidermis You: you should rub it in Stranger: yes thank you.. Stranger: you too :0 You: no. i haven't been fellating and thus nobody has secreted spermatazoa from my doing You: but thanks for the offer Stranger: yes Stranger: because i am a angel Stranger: You: do you have a halo too? Stranger: yes of course Stranger: i have wings too You: nice! dude! let's use your halo as a frisbee!!!! Stranger: no !! You: why? Stranger: my precious ~ You: yes. i am precious. once again this is a moot point Stranger: :-0..................... You: i do not appreciate your verbage. You: it will not be tolerated You: would you mind if i make a minor digression? Stranger: too fast You: i know. we should just talk and hold hands first Stranger: yes You: i like you Randolph. do you mind if i call you Randolph? Stranger: what mean You: Randolph. it's a name. do you mind if i call you that name? Stranger: yes Stranger: i don't care You: good. Randolph, you see, i'm a CIA agent. i should have told you earlier. i want to involve you in a plot to overthrow the Cuban government. You: would you like to accept the challenge? Stranger: negative You: why not? is it past your bed time? Stranger: yes You: that's too bad. we're going to capture that commie bastard Fidel once and for all and you were going to be the coup leader. Stranger: oh yes thank you You: it's too bad. make sure you tell your mom to read you a bedtime story. i'll be in her room. don't mind the moaning. goodnight.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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