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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:00 AM | Message # 121

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey u a girl?
Stranger: yeah
You: like dick?
Stranger: yeah\
You: i like pooosay
Stranger: i like both
You: u do?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: wuts your name?
You: i like nasty infected milk
You: my name is pussyman
Stranger: mines misty
You: mmmmm sure would like to taste some of that
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: asl
Stranger: yes.
You: i do
You: too
Stranger: mines-
Stranger: 16/f/curelean city, kanto region
Stranger: The Game.
You: the game?
You: what about him
Stranger: You haveth lost it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:01 AM | Message # 122

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey u a girl?
Stranger: yeah
You: like dick?
Stranger: yeah\
You: i like pooosay
Stranger: i like both
You: u do?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: wuts your name?
You: i like nasty infected milk
You: my name is pussyman
Stranger: mines misty
You: mmmmm sure would like to taste some of that
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: asl
Stranger: yes.
You: i do
You: too
Stranger: mines-
Stranger: 16/f/curelean city, kanto region
Stranger: The Game.
You: the game?
You: what about him
Stranger: You haveth lost it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asl means Age sex and Location
in case u didnt kno that LMAO


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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:04 AM | Message # 123

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LOL check this one out LMAO

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: got weapons?
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s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:04 AM | Message # 124

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lmao

16 pages on word is how long my convo was!!


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Uncharted Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:05 AM | Message # 125

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This website be killing me lmao

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are ya?
You: got weaons?
You: and im goo
You: good*
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eboyd Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:06 AM | Message # 126

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 985-764-7020
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lol


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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:06 AM | Message # 127

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hola
You: girl
You: ?
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: by the way
You: hola como estaS?
Stranger: 19/f/socal
Stranger: I suck at spanish
You: lol okay then why did you speak it ?
Stranger: Hey, it was just one word :P
You: lol so you put me on the spot
You: so i thought you were spanish
You: anyways
You: im 20/M/canada
You: CYBER!!?
Stranger: sure
You: go first
Stranger: I slip into something more comfortable and walk up you sitting on the bed
You: okay
Stranger: I gently start massaging your enormous manhood
You: 8 inches
Stranger: I'm getting wet
You: sure thing keep going
Stranger: I slip my pants down and start strokeing my cock
You: OMG
Stranger: I cum all over you face

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
wat was u thinking of when she said thaat LMAO!!!!!!!1


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:07 AM | Message # 128

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Quote (Joker13)

I already knew it was gonna happen it was just a matter of when

OMG IM BURSTING IN TEARS DUDE LMAO
You was like OMG when she pulled out her dick


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s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:09 AM | Message # 129

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: I just talked to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF?


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:09 AM | Message # 130

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Hello I am Optomus Prime and I die at the end of transformers 2

OMFG THAT BITCH SPOILED IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going to see it Saturday too


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eboyd Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:11 AM | Message # 131

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: have you been saved yet?
You: by Jesus?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:12 AM | Message # 132

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WOOOOOOOOOW:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: omg hellooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
You: its sooooooo nice to meet you!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ohemgee hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its fantabulicious
You: O_O
Stranger: o_O
Stranger: what u doinggg coolio adboillio?
You: asl and we'll go from here
Stranger: badoolio*
Stranger: herm
Stranger: female
Stranger: north carolina
You: omg female?!??!
Stranger: wbu?
You: im a male!!!!
You: and im naturally attracted to females!!!
Stranger: i gots to go
You: noooooo
You: ill miss you
Stranger: sorry
You: will you call?
Stranger: bye
You: email?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:12 AM | Message # 133

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i like boobs
Stranger: me three
You: do you have boobs?
You: three boobs?
You: nice!
Stranger: m yes i habe three
Stranger: haha
You: where are they?
Stranger: Taiwan
You: damn! that's nowhere near me sad
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: what kinda boobs are your favorite?
You: do you wanna stop talking about boobs?
Stranger: m OK Stop it
Stranger: wait a minute where are you from
You: Pakistan
You: i fucking hate my country
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you serious?
You: what's so funny? i kill you.
You: with bomb
Stranger: sorry i just kidding
You: it's ok smile
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 25
Stranger: mm
You: is that tasty to you?
You: or do you just like m&m's?
Stranger: m i only 17 years old you think ~~
You: no. i don't think anything.
Stranger: mm
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
Stranger: and you?
You: a little bit of both
Stranger: what= =?
You: i'm one of those hermaphrodites
Stranger: haaaa
You: idk what haaaa means. can you elaborate?
Stranger: Too terrorist
You: no, three
Stranger: Is only is smiling
You: yes. whatever the fuck that means. homo.
You: i iz sorry sad i haves tourrettes
Stranger: Has many meanings
You: your fragments are unamusing.
You: now AMUSE ME BITCH!
You: another outburst sad
Stranger: what are you talkink about i can't understand
Stranger: sorry@@
You: it's a language. it's called English. i'm speaking it.
Stranger: i know = ="
You: i fart in your general direction
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol you know he's from Taiwan right?


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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:25 AM | Message # 134

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You: got weapons
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what?
You: weapons
You: glocks
You: aks
You: laptops
You: rpgs
You: my penis
Stranger: game?
You: glocks
You: not game nigga
You: M4A1
Stranger: fps?
Stranger: conter strike?
You: GLOCKS
You: ASSAULT RIFLES
You: UNLIKE SOCOM
Stranger: you
You: lame
You have disconnected.

Added (25/Jun/09, 2:24 Am)
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 777-546-098
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Added (25/Jun/09, 2:25 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello?
Stranger: Anyone here?
You: 446-876-0987
You: call me
You: honey
Stranger: Can you hear me?
You: CALL ME
You have disconnected.


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eboyd Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:37 AM | Message # 135

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~~~~~
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice to meet you too.
You: i am here to discuss a dire matter of global proportions. it is a national security issue.
Stranger: wow....
You: do you accept?
Stranger: sorry i can't speak english well
You: it's ok. as long as you fellate my genitals
Stranger: sorry....
Stranger: i don't understand
You: oh, sorry. just say yes, i will. it's a sign of respect
Stranger: yes
You: thank you. are you fellating?
Stranger: yes
You: good. just continue. the spermatazoa will release soon
Stranger: ~~
You: so, how was your day?
Stranger: soso
You: oh really. was it the goat testicles that ruined it?
You: oh, sorry. that was my day. what happened?
Stranger: nothing special
Stranger: so sad
You: i talked to God today.
Stranger: wow
You: he told me you hadn't been saved.
You: would you like to be saved?
Stranger: im going to tell you my secret
You: ok
You: what is your secret young padawan?
Stranger: in fact........
Stranger: i am a ANGEL
You: OMG! that is AWESOME! so what is the great father like?
You: does he allow fetishists into heaven?
Stranger: fetishists = ?
You: aren't you one?
You: if so, i have hope
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he loves you
You: oh, ok. good. cool
You: after all those babies i raped i thought he'd never forgive me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: he forgive you already
You: ok, good.
You: is God a baby raper like me?
You: *rapist
Stranger: of caurse not smile
You: damn! sad i was hoping to rape babies with him
Stranger: no..~~
Stranger: you are bad guy but he is good man
Stranger: :-0
You: what? did i fart?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: lovely
You: yes. i am. this is a widely known fact though so your point is moot.
You: are you still fellating?
Stranger: i don't understand you ...
Stranger: sorry
You: nevermind. the spermatazoa has been release all over your epidermis
You: you should rub it in
Stranger: yes thank you..
Stranger: you too :0
You: no. i haven't been fellating and thus nobody has secreted spermatazoa from my doing
You: but thanks for the offer
Stranger: yes
Stranger: because i am a angel
Stranger: smile
You: do you have a halo too?
Stranger: yes of course
Stranger: i have wings too
You: nice! dude! let's use your halo as a frisbee!!!! smile
Stranger: no !!
You: why?
Stranger: my precious ~
You: yes. i am precious. once again this is a moot point
Stranger: :-0.....................
You: i do not appreciate your verbage.
You: it will not be tolerated
You: would you mind if i make a minor digression?
Stranger: too fast
You: i know. we should just talk and hold hands first
Stranger: yes
You: i like you Randolph. do you mind if i call you Randolph?
Stranger: what mean
You: Randolph. it's a name. do you mind if i call you that name?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i don't care
You: good. Randolph, you see, i'm a CIA agent. i should have told you earlier. i want to involve you in a plot to overthrow the Cuban government.
You: would you like to accept the challenge?
Stranger: negative
You: why not? is it past your bed time?
Stranger: yes
You: that's too bad. we're going to capture that commie bastard Fidel once and for all and you were going to be the coup leader.
Stranger: oh yes thank you
You: it's too bad. make sure you tell your mom to read you a bedtime story. i'll be in her room. don't mind the moaning. goodnight.


my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

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