You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: got milk?
Stranger: yea lots of it
You: ooh what flavour?
You: i like chocolate
Stranger: lucky you than
Stranger:
You: you got chocolate?
Stranger: yes i do
You: sweet
You: what about vanilla you got that too?
Stranger: i got evrything baby
You: ever poured it in someone elses mouth?
Stranger: tons of time
You: i've taken bath's in it
You: i like it being squirted on my face, nice and fresh like
You: what's your fave flavor?
Stranger: anythings good 4 me
You: i've got some caramel?its a mixture,
You: what position do you like to be in?
Stranger: 69
You: god dayum
You: are you a guy or girl?
Stranger: chick
You: liar, how old are you then?
Stranger: 14
You: i'm 6
Stranger: sureee
You: fine i'm really 52
Stranger: mhmmm
You: you like older men?
Stranger: yah
You: wow, so do i
You: they have the best milk
Stranger: yah, rotten milk
Stranger: soy milks the best
Stranger:
You: if you're on a diet
You: you got any pics then?
Stranger: yah
You: i need something to jack off to and i'm tired of doing it to the mirror
Stranger: so look at micheal jackson. . .hes got the best milk. . .hes got silky milk
You: nah he says i'm too old and fuck that. i want you're milk
You: milk
You: milk
You: milk
You: i work on a farm
Stranger: milky milky cocoa puffs
You: and i suck off cows, and drive plows
Stranger: yummy
You: and then spill out my bowels, while getting whipped with towels,
Stranger: oohh
You: that shit smells,
Stranger: i bet
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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battle record:

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lmao @ meth getting played n joker role playing

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

*cont'd for an hour or so

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU ARE A NIGGAR
You: I am?
Stranger: YES
You: well by gosh I guess I am
You: Hey it goes down in the hood
You: Were we rape skinhead fucks like you
Stranger: GOOD THING I NEVER GO THERE
You: cuz ur a racist, u nazi piece of shit
Stranger: YOUR PROBILY ONE OF THOSE FAG NIGGERS WHO WEARS STRIPEY SWEATERS AND AVIATOR GLASSES
You: wtf this isnt the 8-s you dumbass
You: *80s
Stranger: YOU FUCKING DRESS LIKE KANYE WEST YOU FAGGOT
You: LMAO u dress like Marylyn Manson probably
Stranger: LOL
You: u fucking gothic low life
Stranger: NICE TRY
Stranger: I DRESS IN FINE SUITS
You: oh I forgot.......GAY gothic low life
You: u cant be gay and a gothic
You: gothics were black....gays were pink
Stranger: I WEAR ARMANI YOU DUMB FUCK
You: u contradict your own style dumbass
Stranger: ARMANI
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?
You: u wear skin tight black jeans with black make up
You: and a pink handbag
You: with a tatoo on your chest that says, Im hungry
Stranger: ARMANI
You: yea I won this arguement
Stranger: I DRIVE A LAMBORGHINI TESTAROSA
You: Take that L bitch
You: You drive a pink mini cooper with its top off
You: And you listen to nickelback LMAO
You: you have a shitzu dont you?
You: like Paris Hilton?
Stranger: you have a tattoo on your forhead that says "i left the cotton outside"
You: Really? my tat says people who are racist are only mad cuz they cant be that skin color
Stranger: I HAVE TO LAUGH
Stranger: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE BIG MONKEY LIPS LIKE YOURS
You: Why not? the white chicks love em
You: We taking yo bitches so wat that say about you?
You: You aint getting the job done playa
Stranger: MY WOMAN WOULD NEVER FUCK A NEGROID LIKE YOU, SHE KNOWS I WOULD STRING HER UP ON A TREE
You: LOL u might want to right now cuz she has Jungle Fever
Stranger: BYE NIGGER, HAVE FUN PICKING MY COTTON
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