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You: girl?
Stranger: yep
You: cyber?
Stranger: wink
Stranger: how would you feel if i ate you
You: ?
You: as in literally eat me ?
Stranger: yeahh
You: i don't know
You: how do i react to someone eating me?
Stranger: like went down my throat and into my bellyy smile
You: i think i would be sad
You: because i would have to look into your insides all day
You: then i have to come out your dutty rectum
Stranger: id be happy
You: i bet you eat mcdonalds all day so it'd be even worse
Stranger: because i lovve it when people are in my bellyy
You: really?
You: your must b fat
You: how much you weight?
Stranger: its so sexxxxy
Stranger: only 125
You: how do you manage too eat so much people?
Stranger: but youre no fun sad
You: i wish i was sad
You: wnat me to get in your belly
You: and do the electric slide inside of it ?
Stranger: oooohh! yes i do
Stranger: that would be sexyy...
You: yes
Stranger: but first
You: it would be very sexy
Stranger: lets have a bit of cyberr sexxxx
You: go first
Stranger: first i pull down your pants
Stranger: then show you that IM ACTUALLY A GUY.
You: OMG :O
You: i grab a knife
You: and start stabbing the fuck outa you
You: then i grab your body and put into my trunk
You: and throw it into the pecific
Stranger: THEN I TURN INTO A DRAGON AND KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR FACE
You: then i grab my ak 47
You: and kill your family
You: with my bare feet
You: noy my hands
You: my FEET so it sounds more epic on the news
Stranger: shit!
You: then you guys are in heaven except you because yoou were a faggot in this life
You: and i live happily ever after
Stranger: then my ghost buttfucks you.
You: no.
You: i personally know the ghost busters
Stranger: and youd enjoy it
Stranger: oh damn it!
You: i know
You: sorry
Stranger: I'l nuke you
Stranger: just you
You: you can't
Stranger: spesifically you
You: cause remmeber im inside your belly
You: so now you kill you too
You: now we all die
Stranger: it'd be worth it
You: and you go to hell for commiting suicide
Stranger: or id reincarnate cuz im a BUDDHIST
You: you can't
You: because you need to live a peaceful life in order to reincarnate
You: or you'll probably come back as a piece of poop
Stranger: then id break the rules
You: you can't
You: cause you suck
Stranger: and kick buudha in his fat balls
Stranger: then cut his tree down!
You: ?
Stranger: and burn it
You: ..
You: then he'll come back as
You: a..
Stranger: and burn you in the fire
You: LION AND EAT YOU
You: OMG
Stranger: OH SHIT!
You: AND RIP YOUR FACE APART
You: AND EAT YOUR HANDS OFF
You: and i sit there on a garden chair
You: laughing with a
You: cold beer of DOS EQUIS
You: because i don't always drink beer but when i do i perfer DOS EQUIS
Stranger: pfft. id just get barak obama to drive by shoot you
You: ?
You: i'm latino
You: i'll get all of south america to drive by him
Stranger: then il hire down aka kilo to out-lean you
You: wtf ?
You: shut up your dead already
You: i don't know why your continueing
You: a lion ate you
You: you killed youself
You: you came back as a piece of poop
You: you have a bad life man
You: feel sorry four you sad
Stranger: at least i'm not a douchenuts
You: but your a banana lover
You: that's the problem
Stranger: fuck. WHY ARE BANANAS SO DAMN GOOD
You: i don't know
You: you suck DICK!
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