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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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 go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
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#SWAGSWAG

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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 61

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no.. we should just make a saying to start off the convos

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Yu-Gi-Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:18 PM | Message # 62

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 i say "do you have a evil spirit possessing you? your in luck call our toll free hotline!"
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:25 PM | Message # 63

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wIld Abra Appears
Stranger: MASTER BALL, GO!
You: It breaks
You: HAHA
Stranger: Fucking American made products
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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:25 PM | Message # 64

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 Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: waldo?
Stranger: no
You: ohh man
Stranger: i'm not
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: nope
You: your useless then
You: go kill urself =]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:30 PM | Message # 65

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Quote (Joker13)
preses up+B

lol
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:31 PM | Message # 66

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A wild Abra appears.
You: ONYX
You: ROCK SMASH
You: I WIN
You: PUSSY!!
Stranger: Abra faints.
You: HEHe
You: throws master ball
You: and preses up+B
Stranger: I'm dead, you can't capture a fainted Pokemon
You: sure i can bitch
Stranger: now move along.
You: no
You: i want the fucking pokemon
Stranger: keep walking in the tall grass
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: i want this abra
Stranger: his fainted
You: i'll take it to a poke centre
Stranger: no
You: YES
Stranger: you can't
You: he did it in the show
Stranger: HIS NOT PIXELATED ANYMORE
Stranger: GTFO
You: why can't i do it now
You: that's what i thought
You: im taking it bitch
You: get the fuck outta here
Stranger: No your not.
You: yes i am
Stranger: no
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: now
You: yes
You: YOU
You: LEAVE
You: im taking it
Stranger: NO YOU
Stranger: YOU CAN'T
You: NO YOU
Stranger: ITS GONE
Stranger: NOW QUIT BITCHING
You: It's MY ABRA
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ITS DEAD
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stranger: YOU KILLED IT
Stranger: YOUR FUCKING ABRA
You: I'll KILL YOU
Stranger: ONYX
Stranger: KILLED IT
Stranger: YOU MONSTER
You: NO HE DIDNT
Stranger: YES HE DID
You: :'(
Stranger: murderer
Stranger: gtfo
You:
You: you leave
Stranger: gtfo my /b/

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joker your fucking funny with these dude LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:35 PM | Message # 67

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 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: girl?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: boy?
You: yes
You: duhhhh
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: yea
Stranger: go first hun
You: slowly lifts up your shirt..
You: to reveal that your tits are 2 live nuclear bombs
You: WTF is wrong with your tits!!!?????/
Stranger: A WILD ABRA APPEARS!
Stranger: AHH!
You: ur tryna kill us all!?
Stranger: lo fuck
Stranger: it hought you were srs
You: haha
Stranger: that would ahve been epic
Stranger: lol
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:42 PM | Message # 68

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey!
You: wanna play Poke Me Man
Stranger: idk what that is
You: Its simple
You: You lay down
You: And I poke you
You: how that sounds?
Stranger: hahah i'm game.
You: okay cool
You: *lifts up your shirt and rubs your chest*
You: *sucks your nipples*
You: *I begin to choke*
Stranger: don't choke.
You: *U laugh as you reveal to me your nipples were loaded with poison*
You: *I fall onto the floor dead*
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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:43 PM | Message # 69

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 haha
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:46 PM | Message # 70

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 THIS DUDE WAS GAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: go first dumbass
Stranger: okay
Stranger: start fapping on your face
Stranger: shoots my hot semen on to your face
You: wtf? u freak
Stranger: then you lick it up
You: This isnt a cyber you fag
Stranger: and i start fisting your tight little asshole
You: fucking homo
Stranger: huh?
You: LMAO!!!!
Stranger: lmfao
You: you fucking gay dude
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:51 PM | Message # 71

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 Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: girl?
Stranger: yep
You: me too
You: u a lesbian?
Stranger: oww
Stranger: nope
Stranger: a sure girl
You: wanna become one?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: im happy being a real girl
Stranger: biggrin
You: you can be double the girl u r now
You: with me
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 11:53 PM | Message # 72

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Stranger: 고추ㅗ양
Stranger: 고추모양
You: wat the fuck?!?!!
Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______|
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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 0:01 AM | Message # 73

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Iv'e CAPTURED IT BITCHES!!!

LMAO!!!
They always teleport from me
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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 0:13 AM | Message # 74

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhyyyyy
You: Hey Fonzi
Stranger: supp dawgg
You: How u been?
Stranger: been good high as kittens right now son
You: Man thats great, good to see your doing something sine your not important anymore
Stranger: look whos talkkin nerd bitchh
You: LMAO
You: offended?
Stranger: u can leave no cunt
You: Just like you career left you?
You: ooooooohh burns
Stranger: lol my job is growing weed legaly in cali bro i mAKe madd $$$$$$$$$$
You: 7 dollars an hour isnt MADD $$$$$$$$$
Stranger: how about 500bucks a week sound nigga
You: hey fonzi your white, saying nigga is disrepectful to African Americans
Stranger: fuck niggas fuck you
You: whoa bro dont get mad cuz your on the F List in Hollywood
Stranger: IM THE H LIST MUTHAA FUCKAAA

You: and your proud?
You: I guess u gotta look forward to seomthing in life
Stranger: what do u got
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hows your sex life?
Stranger: cousins dont count
You: Better than yours since you get play..afterall your a nobody now
Stranger: of course you and your xbox are really ahead in life right
You: at least my xbox gets used regularly
You: unlike your resume for roles
You: fucking loser
Stranger: lmao pshh yeahh im so jelous of your awesome lonley life
You: thats something we can relate to
You: a lonely life
You: you get no roles
You: I get no hoes
Stranger: im in cali retard
Stranger: CALI
Stranger: i gett a new bitch everynight
You: sure you do
You: how much u gotta pay?
You: 5 bucks?
You: cheap whores
You: Your hoes are even in low taste
Stranger: a bottle of booze and were off
You: the sluts
You: your proud I suppose too
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Aristotle Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 0:20 AM | Message # 75

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 lmao at all of these

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